/tv/, you are in the exact same situation as Butch.
What is your weapon of choice?
>>66888602
My wits.
As an enlightened gent, I would reason my way out of the situation.
>>66888602
i would call the police and call 911 and wait for the police to save me
as a citizien i have no right to handle dangerous weapons that i might use to hurt others
>>66888619
confirmed for not having seen the film
he doesnt need to worm his way out of shit hes allready escaped if he wanted his way out he would walk out the door
what he is doing is going back for revenge to fucking torture the guys who fucked him up and free the gangster before he gets raped as a truce to call off the hitmen like john travolta and samuel jackson who were after butch
Katana
>Hammer and Bat will take me a while to kill them
>Chainsaw is noisy as fuck and they will be alerted to my presence
>>66888602
Mfw he doesnt duel wield the sword and chainsaw
>>66888643
>>66888602
not the katana, for sure.
Do you really think that a cheap sword left for years in a pawn shop still cuts through concrete because of its magic steel folded one mirion times?
take something heavy, smash the first guy and run for the closest firearm before Zed knows what's happening
>>66888602
Trust Tarentino to shoehorn a fucking Katana into the movie.
>>66888619
I was about to agree with you cause i thought you wrote "my wife"
Can just imagine Willy dual wielding Demi and Rumor
>>66888602
Katana because it's essentially just a big knife. I'd also stash the hammer in my pants as a backup.
>>66888716
>>>/faggot/
He called you out on your bullshit anon. The least you can do is just abandon the thread.
>>66888602
I'd go with baseball bat because it's a classic.
a fucking sword
>>66888735
>shoehorn
retard
>>66888722
you're not cutting concrete, you're cutting a neck beard and his faggot skinny buddy
>>66888664
why not duel wield chainsaws?
>>66888817
>>66888662
> implying you can slice a single thing with a katana without proper training.
It's surely the most skill requiring weapons from all of them. I would go with something more blunt. Bat probably.
i would have barricaded the room and burned them alive
>>66888602
>implying there's any other choice
>>66889408
but he did slice that guy, Butch is the most badass fighter in the whole movie
>>66889408
are you fucking kidding me, you are a straight up dork.
>>66889457
Yeah, but I'm not Butch. Nor any anon from /tv/
>>66888722
It was Hanzo steel though
>>66888602
The katana. Butch is reclaiming his sense of honour, that's why he picks it.
>>66889476
you don't have to slice, you can stab too
and if you somehow manage to fuck that up too then you deserved to get ass raped
Just lock all exits, set everything on fire, gimp, zed, neckbeard, gangster nigger, everything
take the sword as a memento
>>66889515
Katanas are primarily slashing weapons.
>>66889559
which is why it has a blunt round tip
>>66889457
Butch did good job with katana
>>66888643
>confirmed for not having seen the film
>free the gangster before he gets raped
Could say the same thing for you, shithead.
>>66889849
that's a weird amount of blood on the blade for such a shallow cut
>>66888722
> blades get dull if they aren't used
>>66889408
I don't have to fucking slice him in half to kill him. Katana is just the quickest way to kill them without them knowing. Using a bat would take a while to bash them to death and you risk them picking up the shotgun.
>>66891008
He stabs it through him as well
I would leave that nigga to get raped and torn apart by the faggots
Probably would steal some stereo equipment on my way out though
That fucking guitar CLAIMED
>>66888602
Easy, the bat. Chainsaw is too unwieldy, katana might break or get stuck, hammer doesn't have the reach.
>>66888602
The autoharp
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