>go to movie theater
>trailers start
>pull pants down and rub my sweaty asshole into the seat
>>66874960
hi Peewee.
>sit in the far back seats of the theater
>take a shit on a seat and place a popcorn bucket over it so the usher gets a surprise
>anvil area is full
>they make me sit in under the bleachers with the virgins
>go to movie theater
>can't enter since they recently started to enforce the no singles policy
>had to wait until the ticket lady finished her shift
>had to lie to the cashier and buy two tickets
It was worth it though, loved Deadpool.
>go to movies
>request footbath seating
>pay extra foot bath fee
>as the movie ends ...empty a full extra large cup of soda into the foot bath
>>66875688
Joke's on you, that Dr. Pepper flavores foot bath was divine
>>66875688
Bro, that's fucked up. Somebody's toes were sticky as hell thanks to you
>>66874960
i go to the theatre disguised as a chair, with only my boner out, just for time like this
>>66875256
>>66874960
REEEEEEEE
>>66875688
>>66875291
>>66875569
normie scum
>>66874960
>Gets bacteria/aids on ass from dirty seat
>Go to doctor and try to explain you are not gay
>>66875688
>oh no! my footbath is now a footbubblebath!
>Go to cinema
>Don't serve crablegs in the seafood shop inside
>Have to walk across the road to buy some
>Line takes forever
>Finally get back just in time for the zumba dance-intermission
Excuse me, sir? I’m looking for a job. In fact, I’ve made up my mind to find a career that I can learn and grow into. Who am I? I’m a hard-worker, I set high goals and I’ve been told that I am persistent. Now, I’m not fooling myself, sir. Having been raised with the self-esteem movement so popular in schools, I used to expect my needs to be considered. But I know that today’s work culture no longer caters to the job loyalty that could be promised to earlier generations. What I believe, sir, is that good things come to those who work their asses off. And that people such as yourself, who reach the top of the mountain, didn’t just fall there. Excuse me, sir? I’m looking for a job. In fact, I’ve made up my mind to find a career that I can learn and grow into. Who am I? I’m a hard-worker, I set high goals and I’ve been told that I am persistent. Now, I’m not fooling myself, sir. Having been raised with the self-esteem movement so popular in schools, I used to expect my needs to be considered. But I know that today’s work culture no longer caters to the job loyalty that could be promised to earlier generations. What I believe, sir, is that good things come to those who work their asses off. And that people such as yourself, who reach the top of the mountain, didn’t just fall there. My motto is if you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket.
>>66878302
fuck off lou
>>66874960
I swear to god if I see that happen in real life I will personally go up to you and bust your head wide open.
>>66878153
>>66878153
that was cute
