>Be at your computer
>Hear rustling in your kitchen
>Go and check out the noise
>See this hot and ready gremlin who says "Hey sugar, want a kiss?"
What do?
Try to remember what it was that killed them, then use it to douse this ugly motha fucker to death.
Would then call the cops and rape it's corpse before they arrive.
ive never kissed a celebrity before ms. Minaj
>>66854103
>not speaking in guttural noises
DROPPED
>>66854103
if you like that kind of stuff: use water on her to have a harem in one minute
>>66854133
problem is: if you kill it it turns into slime
Why did Gremlins 2 end with implied rape?
Gremlins 2 > Gremlins
I liked the spider gremlin
>>66854103
tell your mom to shut the fuck up and make me a clubsandwich
>>66854262
epic haha NARWHAL PASTRAMI hehe :P
>>66854259
>angel of death starts playing
Fuck that green short stack like there's no tomorrow
Remember the teachings of the great philosphers Lebouf and Descartes
>>66854206
>slime
Easier to rape
>reminder this is crossdressor
Just a reminder that it wasn't a girl, it was a boy goblin that dressed itself up as a girl.I'd still fuck it, but i'm just sayin
>>66854375
>those tits
>not 100% natural
>>66854103
>rape
>>66854103
You are now aware that Donald Trump fucks her at the end of the movie.
No, really. Has anyone here actually seen the movie?
>>66854375
Do gremlins have a gender ? They reproduce by getting water on them
>>66854259
The spider and the gargoyle were rad
>>66854103
>"Hey sugar, want a kiss?"
I read that in my head in a grouchy voice.
lmao
>>66854444
his assistant does
>>66854103
wow
emma stone sure let herself go
