death race, who wins ?
I mean, I hate the transformers, but how could it possible lose?
christine
This
>>66847842
They can't transform. My money is on the podracer.
Anakin. Spinning is too good a trick
Not fucking Paul Walker lol
>>66847932
What about doc? Couldn't he just travel back in time to before the race begins and wins that way?
Herbie by some magic bullshit
>>66847932
But it's already transformed in the picture.
According to wookiepedia, pod racers go over 600 kilometers an hour.
How the fuck can anyone else compete with that?
Most of these aren't even racers. I would go with speed racer since he actually races.
>>66848034
Time travel
>>66848076
This. Someone just make a hunger games edition of this and settle it that way.
Fingers crossed for Paul Walker crashing into Mr. T, killing both instantly
>death race
>who wins
ofc Pool Walker, he is already a winner.
Time travel fucking destroys and you know it.
at first i thought tron cycle because it can turn 90 degree corners instantly without loss of pilot consciousness, but im pretty sure the delorean's ability to travel back in time, change location, and then travel forward in time and remain in the same location would be an instant win.
if you think otherwise, go die.
>picking anything but the bluesmobile
Buncha slack-jawed athiest faggots in this thread. It literally has God on its side.
All I know is that the 66 Olds Batmobile beat the 89 Batmobile is a straightup quarter mile race.
The bluesmobile is the one you pick if you want to survive to the finish, as long as God is Willing....but I would pick the Mach 5. That thing is built for superspeed deathraces.
>>66847976
This. Herbie runs on 100% pure unadulterated meme magic.
It can't be beat
The Mach Five has a 5000hp engine, cutter blades, a submarine mode, is bulletproof and has a jump mode.
>not believing in Jon Belushi meme magic
Not putting the Aston Martin from Goldfinger in the mix but three Batmobiles? Are you fucking retarded OP?
>not posting best one