Say my name.
No, you say your name and act in this film I got and I'll pay you with half a watchamacallit bar, and a lukewarm bottle of Angry Orchard.
Eric "I've been in a lot of movies" roberts
How come Emma Roberts is always referred to as Julia Roberts' niece and not Eric Roberts' daughter? Dude gets no respect
I can never fap to his daughter again after seeing how much she looks like him.
>>66846832
Jim Caviezel??
>>66846941
>>66846949
You guys ever think about how much we meme about Eric Roberts showing up in our family home videos, but for Julia and Emma, it's actually a reality?
Like imagine going back to watch your fifth birthday party video. Spider-Man shows up, cause he was your favorite superhero. Now that you're older though you recognize the voice of Spider-Man. It's the voice of Eric Fucking Roberts. Sure it's a simple greentext post to us, but to Emma that was reality.
Imagine going through your wedding videos. Nothing out of the ordinary, except who the hell is that? That's not your brother, that's Eric Fucking Roberts. When the hell was Eric Roberts at your wedding? That's when you end up going through all of your home videos, and realize that Eric Roberts has been playing the part of your brother for the last thirty years. It's a funny joke to us, but to Julia, it's reality.
That's the kind of shit that keeps me up at night.
>>66847055
Um....
He just retweeted me. He wasn't at my gym but maybe he actually was, who knows. Even based Robert Patrick liked my tweet. Good day.
>>66848834
Good stuff anon.
>>66846866
>go into the bathroom with a candle
>turn the lights off
>stare into the mirror
>say Eric Roberts three times
>turn lights back on
>there is a dvd laying in the sink
>it's a biopic of my life starring Eric Roberts as every character
Urk Robats
>>66849046
> Being Eric Roberts
posting a top quality eric meme
Jolisa
>>66846832
the quintessential "that guy" actor
>>66847055
Kek... dubs speaketh no lies
How much does he get paid to do a movie? Like $1000?
>>66854091
Pack of Marlboros and a thumbs up
>>66846832
Erics life seems comfy af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXJGIXrNCmw
>>66854091
old, unmatching knives and forks, and any cardboard boxes you might have lying around
>>66846832
How much does he charge for a role in a porno? Don't need to fuck or get fucked, just acting like the bane parents in that brazzers video.
"Poor man"
>>66846832
>>66856100
He even did Wife Swap
the absolute madman
I had never made the connection that he's the creator of Best Emma.
Dude is so great.
The Million Movie Man
>>66846949
Stop impersonating me
What's the essential Ericcore collection?
He was great in Star 80.
>>66859396
Watch everything in chronological order. To miss even one of his works is unforgivable
>>66850832
He would actually fucking do it
>>66859435
how am I supposed to get my hands on all those private tapes and birthday parties videos?
>>66850872
nice meme anon, mind if i save it
>>66859554
I heard if you plug a VCR into your TV, set it to channel 13, and let it record, all his works will end up on the tapes. The only issue is switching over the tapes whenever one runs up.
>>66859674
thx will try
>>66854091
A deactivated Myspace account and a swift pat on the knee.
