Just left the 10 Cloverfield Lane premiere/afterparty. AMA
>>66844961
What is my middle name?
What's the relation to Cloverfield?
>>66844961
Monster only in the last 5 minutes?
How was the flick?
>>66844961
where at famalam
What's your favorite color?
>>66844985
Douglas
>>66845018
Literally still don't know
>>66845038
Pretty entertaining! Felt like a hitchcock/shamayalan when he was good type flick
>>66845075
Lincoln Square AMC
Is it Nothing Interesting Happens: The Movie?
>>66844961
How cute is mew?
>>66844961
How long did it take you to make that ticket in photoshop?
Is it worth paying for, or should I wait till it's on basic cable?
Any titties popping out?
>>66845171
Def very cute and taller than I expected. I'm 5'10 and she was taller than me in heels.
It's already out!? Wasn't the reveal trailer released less than a month ago?
Well dang. How's life treating you, OP?
>>66845200
Also adding trip since someone will namefig as me soon I'm sure
Did it have any nude chicks?
>>66845200
>king manlet
>JJ shill
we're not falling for the marketing ruse, fuck off
>>66845205
2 months ago actually.
>>66845187
No
>>66845178
It depends on if you like small cast/single set suspense films
>>66845205
Life is breddy gud! :^)
How's the monster action?
>>66845296
How is Slusho/Tagruato involved
Alternatively why is Swamp Pop in on this
Is it as shit as the average JJ flick?
>>66844961
The answer to this question is:
>>66845254
Zero nudity
swaglord the jannys are being mean :(
>>66845323nonexistent until the last 5 minutes
STINKY MEW FEET?
also would you be willing to contribute a line to the /tv/ dubs spiderman video
>>66845391
There are closeups of her feet
Am I too stubborn for not wanting to watch it because I feel having that "Cloverfield" in the name is a shitty bait and switch?
>>66845379
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66845379
Called it.
So is it a cash grab like expected?
>>66845451no
>>66845461
OK - how can I help
What's the twist?
>>66845486
>>66843406
We're working on a /tv/ dub and it'd be super cool if a mod contributed
>>66845512It doesn't rely on a twist thankfully
>>66844961
plebs and shills still posting about this piece of shit like it isn't Hollywood's most transparent and desperate cash grab this year
(possibly only beaten by GhostJUSTers 3 obviously)
>>66845588
#rude
>>66845588
you kiss your father with that mouth?
>>66845379
>>66845379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siSQ4SvAZSY
this guy says you're lying
What does the monster look like?
>>66846047where did I say it was the same monsteror aliens?
>>66844961
did you miss all the wachowski sister threads?
>>66846121
Yes
Are all the characters unlikable moronic assholes
>what are the monsters/aliens?
>did it reference Cloverfield in any way?
>how was the film as a standalone?
>how was the film as a cloverfield spinoff?
How far into the movie mew gets out of the shelter? Does it take place out from then on, or they go back in?
Anyone else think that there is still a possibility that this movie is more connected to Cloverfield than they are letting on. Like possibly JJ is straight up lying through his teeth along with everyone else interviewed so when the first batch of people see it they will honestly be surprised? JJ could be outrusing Hideo here...
Spoil the entire movie for me
So, what are the monsters?
Are they like the subway crabs from Cloverfield? Them shits was scuuuuury, gurl
>>66846489
>possibly JJ is straight up lying through his teeth
>possibly
yeah, he's never done that previous to the release of any of his movies
>>66846489
no
you're giving Jew Jew too much credit
Try your best at drawing the monster. I really want a good idea of the design.
>>66846465
>>what are the monsters/aliens?
Don't want to spoil, but kinda irrelevant
>>did it reference Cloverfield in any way?no
>>how was the film as a standalone?pretty good - John Goodman was great as always.. it was mostly a suspense film
>>how was the film as a cloverfield spinoffit really wasnt similar to cloverfield.. more similar to Signs to be desu
>>66846606
>John Harrison is a totally original character, guys!
>>66847035
>Don't want to spoil
just do it you moron
>>66847035
>Don't want to spoil, but kinda irrelevant
Wow. Is their role that minimal?
Your rating out of 5?
>>66847071
comparing it toSignsis a big enough spoiler IMO
>>66847117
3.5/5 flick
3/5 movie
2.5/5 film
2.0/5 cinema
1.5/5 kino
>>66847123Ayylmaos that are just humanoids?
does it at least give any background on them? where they're from? does it kind of build up to aliens or is it a sudden twist?
>>66847035
go away
>>66847153I compare it to Signs in that most of it is a suspense film where you don't know what's what until the end. It's more about the interactions between the people stuck in the tight quarters.
>>66847200
Thanks, but there's already a lot of information about the bunker scenes. What new info can you tell us about the monsters? And what about other survivors outside, we see "Help" scratched into the window? Do we ever find out what happened to Goodman's daughter? Is Cannibal Airlines significant?
>>66847200
green text the spoilers already you cuck
>>66847242
>What new info can you tell us about the monsters?it's unknown throughout the movie whether they exist or not, which is part of the suspense
>And what about other survivors outside, we see "Help" scratched into the window?also part of building suspense
>Do we ever find out what happened to Goodman's daughter?kind of
>Is Cannibal Airlines significant?no it's just a movie they watch together because they don't have anything else to do in a bunker
I call bait, fucking give us the spoilers or cum in a glass and drink it.
Sum up the plot in 2 sentences so I don't have to spend 12 bucks to see it this weekend
>>66847321
Yeah, if we're asking you spoilery questions obviously we don't care about suspense building. Please just answer the questions or GTFO
>>66847351
this. don't be a fag, op.
>>66847321
>>66847321
Goddamn just tell us what the fuck happens when she escapes the bunker.
>AMA, but don't ask about the movie because I didn't actually see it.
>>66844961
Wait, is this a facebook image? chgeck filename. I don't use cuckbook. Op is having a giggle.
>>66847428
I took the pic and posted directly to FB.
>>66847419the aliens come after her and she blows them up with a molotov cocktail.then she drives away and hears a distress message on AM radio and goes where people apparently are. i would have preferred it if they'd just cut it off after she goes outside and sees them.
>>66847574
Thanks bro, now I can wait for a torrent.
>>66847574
What do they look like? Was that an alien behind the car in the trailer when she was being chased?
So seriously.
Tell us what happened(spoil the movie) or tell us you are not going to spoil the movie and go away.
It's not that hard to do.
How much mew panties is in this?
>>66847747
>was that an alien behind the car in the trailer when she was being chased?yes
also, have to go to bed.
>>66847754
I basically have in this thread.. not much else to spoil
have to go to bed now.. night guys
So youre telling me that the alien from Super 8 came back with an invasion force that began by demolishing cities with giant mutants such as the Cloverfield one, and John Goodman's character was one of the children from Super8 - tying the Abramsverse together into a neat bow?
Good to know.
>>66847035
>on /tv/ bragging about having seen this shit.
>only answers to the most retarded questions and overlooks the rest that matter to this flick.
>doesnt want to spoil.
you dumb fag if we're asking questions is because we dont give a shit about spoilers. you didnt see shit, you fucking moron. go to bed faggot.
>>66847914
>being a Buzzfeed connected universes fag
>>66847909
wow so we learned literally nothing new. thanks m8
How much is JJ paying you for this?
>MODS DOING PAID PROMOTION INSTEAD OF DELETING CUNNY >>66847595 >>66847346
LMAO
