>watching movie with girlfriend
>there's a joke about black men having big penises
>there's a scene in which a white man is shown to be incompetent and evil while a minority or women saves the day
>>66838987
which movie anon?
>>66838987
Why would you watch a movie that you've never seen with a date?
You should always pick something you've already seen, like Drive, during movie nights with your squeeze
Which movie though anon? I mean, there's just so many.
>>66839468
TED 2 is about a white man baby degenerate and there are at least 3 references to black penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fso1d61wDaE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIn84fZ_kxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST-w93_yd1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gGNCyNXCtw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6yttOfIvOw
>>66839702
>watching TED 2
>ever
I can't let the illusion I'm better than her die otherwise she'll leave me
>>66839894
not when the punchline is "haha, having an average sized penis is pathetic"
>>66839756
i just wanted to bang her, i dont care what her taste in movies is. obviously i didnt get laid, and she tells me she wants a light skinned black guy biracial guy with green eyes (which she no doubt easily found on tindr later that night).
>>66840710
>having an average sized penis is pathetic
Because it is. Most men never give a woman an orgasm their whole lives because most men are just average, I'm 7.5x6 and I've made every single girl I've fucked cum in about 3 minutes
>>66840947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
>>66838987
This is literally every single movie made today though.
>>66838987
Protip:she's already had black penis inside her
>>66841453
goodAnother thing we have in common
>>66838987
hello /pol/
fuck off /pol/
>>66841592
name one good believable white male role model coming out of hollywood
>>66841802g
Bond
The blond guy in Pacific Rim and Crinson Peak
The Goose
>>66841906
The new bond doesn't even get laid, he's a cuck
>>66841416
If you don't have a huge cock, women don't want you. That is fact.
>>66842265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24g4fQtjd90
>>66838987
>there's a scene where OP is so insecure that she was going to leave him anyway
>>66842405
Why would any man with a 6 inch penis ever feel secure? Maybe a master of self-deception. I can't count the number of times women have told me they like big dicks, ask me if I have any friends with big dicks, and tell me that big dicks are the only thing they even look for in a guy. There's still a small percentage of girls with vaginas so tiny that a 6 inch penis will actually satisfy them. But that in no way means that a guy with a 6 inch penis could ever compete with a guy who is 8 inches, they are on completely different levels. One is a sexual god, one is disposable trash. You take your pick.
>>66842265
They want a guy with a smaller penis for the long term while she fucks everyone who works in her office on the side. Maybe you'll get laid once as a courtesy on your wedding night.
>>66842265
How convenient that the reason women don't like you is completely out of your control, and therefore isn't your fault.
>be white
>go to movie with white gf
>she fidgets every time a black man is on screen
>>66843897
You have definitely been cucked
and she got BLACKED
>stop caring about penis size
>start caring about hairline
Fuck ageing.
>dating an asian girl
>black guy on a show/movie
>she grimaces and recoils
The only 100% dateable race.
>>66844172
so fucking true. had a japanese girl tell me she found black guys disgusting, it made me smile from ear to ear.
also had a cuban girlfriend who thought gays were disgusting and mentally ill though.take your pick.
>mfw the billionth sports movie comes out where the white rich people are villains
>>66844375
I pick cuban girl
>>66844504
She had good family values, wasn't a slut, was pretty hot but we didn't connect on anything because we had no similar interests since I wasn't raised in a communist shithole and we broke up.now I'm fucking a legit SJW feminist and couldn't be happier
>>66838987
Kill yourself /pol/tard scum
>>66845722
That's really edgy if you're trying to seem anti pol by endorsing euthanasia
>>66840947
>most men are just average
Most women are just average too
Honestly, I'd go so far as to say most people are average.
>>66845859
women are more highly valued and sought after thought, even an average or below average women will be looked after
