ITT: name the porn parody of a movie and cast the lead actress
I'll start with easy mode:
>John Dick
>Stoya
Schindler's Fist.
>>66818446
>tfw there are no more puns in the titles of porn versions of movies
Nowadays it's just all 'Not [Film Title] XXX Parody'. Where did the art of puns go?
>>66818446
The Shortskank Reclenching
lesbos doing anal shit i dont fucking know
Legend of the Peeper
Stoya solo
>>66818551
A masterless samurai seeks to destroy the two female crime lords terrifying a small town, using his penis.
Yojimbone
>>66818552
fuck off, iCum slurper
>>66818657
Hung Wolf and Cub
>old guy teaches young dude how to fuck a white womanwhile wearing a furfsuit
A prestigious attorney who is afraid of electronic devices needs to have sex or his life will end
Better Fuck Chuck
>>66818241
The Ejaculator.
Johnny Sins.
O boner where art thou
>>66818705
A radio presenter fucks his way through Hanoi, much to his superior's displeasure.
Good Moaning Vietnam.
Horny Movie 6 directed by M. Night Shyamalanthe twist is it's a better movie thanall those shitty ass Scary Movie(s)
The Inseminant
Starring Stoya as Glass and James Deen as Titzgerald
>>66818747
>Good Moaning Vietnam.
IM FUCKIN DYING
Sexual Predator
Starring 6 hot special forces chicks in a jungle being systematically hunted by the Predator. He takes their underwear as trophies.
>Battle of the Bulge
>Come and see
Doesn't even need to be changed
>>66818809
These are the best kind
Two folk singers get pegged by their female friend.
Inside Lou and Davy.
Robocock.
>Dead or alive you're cumming with me.
A stop motion Lego porn.
The Legover Movie.
Only cock forgives
Das booty
Boob diamond
A few big men
Black cock down
A black and white movie, featuring a parody of Hitler.
Do I even have to say what it would be called?
>>66818512
probably got in trouble so they had to make it more obvious
>>66818799
The predator is a sexual tyrannosaur.
Also, he fucks a bunch of slack jawed faggots just because.
Gay main couple can't get it up.
Broke Dick Fountain
Saving Ryans Privates
a soldier gets injured and in order to maintain his junk he needs to keep the blood flowing to "heal", which is accomplished by systematically banging the entire nursing staff
>(500) Days of Fucking Summer
>or (500) Days of Bumming Summer
>or (500) Days of Hummers
Madison Ivy as Summer
Jenna Haze as Autumn
as Rachel
Ashlyn Rae as Alison
Tyler Nixon as Tom
Danny Mountain as McKenzie
James Deen as Paul
Mr. Pete as Vance
>>66819183
I left Rachel blank because I seriously can't think of a pornstar who resembles Chloe. Maybe Jillian Janson?
Cunt Wars: The Pussy Fart Awakens
A Japanese man gets tricked into working at a bathhouse, where he has to service his clients.
Spitroasting a Gay.
Machete Fucks!
Lindsey Lohan can keep her role.
>>66818920
>Boob diamond
Blood diamonds is already a pretty good porn parody title as it is desu
>>66819212
Daisy Ridley is back to reprise her role.
Paul Blart: Penis Inspector
Kevin James gets transfered to the highschool from American Pie.
Mecha pilots perform Analingus on each other.
Pacific Rimming
Taxi Driver: A Fake Taxi™ production
>Master and commander
>the far side of the body
I'd imagine this to be some kind of BDSM with healthy amounts of anal in there.
>Jessica Bones
Story's as Jessica Jones
James Dean as Kilgrave
James Dean walks around ordering girls to suck his dick constantly.
Stoya also bangs some huge black guy.
>>66819183
>The Sperminator
Mia Malkova as Sarah Connor
Christy Mack as Ginger Ventura
Jordan Ash as The Terminator
Danny D as Kyle Reese
>>66819183
>>66819411
>When Harry Fucked Sally...
Carter Cruise as Sally
Jayden James as Marie
Riley Steele as Helen
Xander Corvus as Harry
Ron Jeremy as Jess
Erik Everhard as Joe
Anon White
It's a remake of Snow White, with:
>me
as Snow White
>Emily Blunt
>Kstew
>MEW
>Natalie Portman
>Milana Vayntrub
>Emma Stone
>Juno Temple
As the dwarves
>Jessica Chastain
As the witch
>BDH
as the hunter