>character wakes up
>drinks coffee before brushing their teeth
>>66809034
dumb frogposter
coffee stains your teeth so it's smart to brush after drinking it
also toothpaste fucks with your tastebuds so if you drink coffee right after it'll taste funny
>>66809065
this, OP is retarded
>>66809034
Why would you drink coffee after brushing your teeth?
>>66809077
>>66809065
op probably has shitty teeth
>character wakes up
>grabs a brush
>puts on a little make up
>he wanted to
>>66809102
Enjoy your ban :^)
>>66809034
Yeah anyone who drinks coffee BEFORE brushing is a braindead retard.
>>66809200
Kill yourself iCuck
>male character fails to open a jar
>female character grabs it and opens it with no effort
>I-I loosened it!
>>66809034
fuck off dumb frogposter
why do frogs always post the worst threads?
>>66809091
>character doesn't trust in my self righteous suicide
why even live
>drinking coffee
>>66809220
>he's too poor to afford an iPhone
Keep creeping girls out with your thinkpad, faggot
>>66809256
You can literally get a free iPhone on any service plan you stupid faggot
>character smokes in L I T E R A L L Y every scene
>>66809200
>recursive image.jpg
>>66809034
>not shooting caffeine directly in the vein
ameritards everyone
>>66809065
coffee is going to stain your teeth matter what you do, but brushing before drinking it prevents it's acidity from softening your enamel, thus harming it if you happen to brush soon after
tldr; brush before you drink anything acidic or wait to brush if you do
>>66809330
Why do iPhone posters trigger autists so much?
>>66809340
this
>>66809352
Because you're all shitposting autists?
>>66809352
i was just remarking on something anon
I encourage you to recurse further
>>66809253
kill yourself
>>66809200
nice iphone /sp/
>>66809352
Apple Derangement Syndrome
>>66809422
>mfw posting my Mac in /g/ battlestation threads
>>66809440
dumb frogposter
