WHOOPI GOLDBERG STARRING IN 9/11 MOVIE WITH CHARLIE SHEEN THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/charlie-sheen-whoopi-goldberg-nine-eleven-1201723971/
>“We are immensely grateful to bring this inspirational story to life. ‘Nine Eleven’ is a highly emotional journey and it took a dynamic bunch to collectively come together to make this unique film happen,” said Guigui. “We are fortunate to have such a gifted cast on board. Both Charlie and Whoopi are native New Yorkers who strongly identify with this story.”
>Sheen said, “I feel deeply connected to the material and I’m so excited to be working with my dear friend Whoopi Goldberg.”
>>66805946
Please tell me Michael Bay is making it
>>66805946
>mfw this will be Big Guy 4 U level cringiness and bad dialogue
>>66805946
AIDS
>Making a movie about 9/11 in this fucking PC environment.
You fucking watch, someone is going to call this offensive to muslims
>>66805946
Lol.
>>66805946
>entirely shot in an elevator
>>66805965
underr8ed
Trying to make a buck off 9/11 is pretty grubby to be honest, but its already been done with books so fuck it
>>66806092
should be funny to watch the SJWs get in an uproar desu
>>66805946
This movie will be a disaster worse than 9/11 itself.
>>66806092
If anything, one of the main characters will probably be Muslim and it will end with #notallMuslims.
>what floor are we? nine?
>eleven
>>66805946
I perfer this one
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/9-11:_The_Movie
Charlie Sheen's AIDS and the Jews did 9/11, of which Goldberg isn't one despite the name
>>66806261
>>66805946
>Well Dave, I have a HILARIOUS new movie coming out on HBO next month. It's all about 9/11. The movie's called "September 11th, 2000-Fun". I play a window washer who has just finished washing the last window of the World Trade Center, and then I turn around to get off the scaffolding, and whadda think I see comin'? A plane! And I'm like, COME ON! Y'know, it's real, real old style comedy, y'know? It's like, two pies in the face and one in a field in Pennsylvania. And the voice of the plane is David Spade.
Since we're all in that mindset, were films like Full Metal Jacket fair depictions of the horror that was the Vietnam war?
Sometimes I sit here and wonder how the fuck anybody can make an interesting movie about an airplane hitting a tower. Like, we got a movie about a plane getting hijacked but it happens to be the President's and it happened to have Harrison Ford in it and Gary Oldman doing super-overacted Russian badguy.
I know this is slitting their own wrists but why don't celebrities use this moment to say, "I know I make millions of dollars doing this same shit and the reason why America is great is because we have the freedom to express ourselves but this project can't be anything but artistic bankruptcy."
>>66805946
So does Whoopi have HIV yet?
>>66806776
There was the Paul Greengrass movie
>>66806686
>"It's like two pies to the face and one in a field.."
Fucking lost it
Probably the best line Family Guy has ever produced
JUST
>>66805946
>scratch disc
>freeze frame
>you are probably wondering how I ended up here, let's start at the beginning
>it's a trapped in an elevator movie
no thanks
>>66807247
i swear on me mum
You just know there was a group of fat jews counting the days till the 15th year so they could make money off this tragedy without looking like shit
>a negro and a AIDS spreading spic represent NY
FINE BY ME
>>66805946
Says its not a comody!
Bet one of Sheen's turther conspiracies will be in it though. He was big part of that... movement... if we can even call it that.
Personally...I think it was Al Gore after he got pissed at W.
>>66806318
>>66806092
It will portray muslims in a sympathetic light.
We have to be PC to the people actively trying to kill us now.
>WE GET OUR MONEY OUT OF THESE PSYOPS AND MILK THEM FOR AS LONG AS WE CAN
Enough already, CIA.
>>66807252
>and one of the people on the elevator is a terrorist
In a surprise tweest ending, the quiet white man reveals himself to be Muhammad al-Sheen and allahackbars everyone to infidel hell.
>>66808964
You are really dumb
