No, I've read the script and I'm not really interested in being in your movie
>>66755252
This can't be happening.
>"Ha ha! Gotcha, I've already finished my parts".
>>66755252
wrong pic
Having Eric Roberts turn down a role you offer him has to be the one of the most depressing things I can think of.
But I'll pay you 14,99$ plus tip!
A 20% TIP!
>>66755432
Being at a party and getting hit on by a girl and not doing anything about it can be pretty degrading to.
t. me
>hey here's a memory stick with recordings of all my scenes i have to drive over to my next shooting now so i'll see you later ok bye
>>66755532
I hate it when this happens
>Sir, Eric Roberts refuse to do the shoot!
>Bring me his british equivalent!
>Right away sir!
>>66755532
if it's any consolation it was just Eric Roberts in drag
.. script? ... I'm just taking a picture of this tree
>>66755504
Make it 25 and you have a deal.
>>66755626
i like the way you think kid. give me a friendly handshake and im in
what does Eric charge per movie role, like a grand?
>>66755359
It takes him about five years to get out of character. Thats why he rarely does any work.
>>66755532
I didn't need these feels tonight.
>>66756378
Lunch, a firm handshake and a friendly conversation lasting at least 10 minutes.
>>66755532
well, why didnt you do anything you idiot?
>>66756378
a drive and a toothpick
>>66756378
Respect
>>66756466
>>66755252
ITT: things that never happened
ITT: on bizarro /tv/
>>66756378
a travelers check for 28 dollars and a bag of week old donut holes
>walking dog in local park
>crouch down to tie shoe lace
>see black cable emerging from some bushes
>curious.jpg
>pick it up
>turns out to be a cheap old webcam
>Eric Roberts shows up
>So, wheres the script?
>>66756452
Well these girls were basically laughing at all the dumb shit I was saying/doing. This one girl admitted to me that she used to have a crush on me and she was laughing at what I was saying etc. Then this other girl that I think liked me was grabbing on my waist and shit. Idk I'm sure she would have wanted to make out with me but I'm not sure how I could've initiated it.
Idk man it just kinda sucks
>>66755252
You think he reads each script before saying yes?
>>66756378
A Get out Of Jail Free Card
>Well, i've read the script, sloppy work i must say, i really have no interest in being in this awful movie.
>so, when do we start?
>>66756378
a pair of old unmatching socks
>>66757024
Not sure how to initiate it? You just start fucking kissing her!
>>66755252
don't start a dick measuring contest Eric, I have William H Macy on the line and he'll pay ME to be in a movie
>>66757245
kek
>>66756378
A full case of vintage Zima
>>66757228
I didn't know if she wanted to and there was never really a point in time where we were alone.
>>66756378
spare change for the bus ride home
>>66757024
You sound underage. Reported
>>66756378
2 $5 scratch cards and a packet of beef jerky
>>66756378
luke warm burrito and a womans razor
>>66755252
Look at him smirking, it's obviously a joke.
>>66759923
It's like he can't even keep a straight face denying a script
He even turned up as a talking head on Doctor Who Confidential a few years ago
