>two grocery coupons and that last slice of pizza
>a handful of pocket sand and an opened bottle of Portuguese wine
>some toilet paper and a handshake
>five dollars and the boombox they used in that one scene
>a jerrycan half full of oil
>a signed autograph of himself, signed by himself
>chew on a coffee bean and exhale in his face
>>66677520
>a firm handshake and whatever you've got in your right pocket
>>66677752
>Ah great! A hand to wipe my ass! And some paper for you to wipe your hand afterwards!
>>66677827
Top kek
>a couple of folding chairs from the extras tent
this is one of the worst forced "memes" next to the rooney mara is autistic and that retard who was trying to force the .gif of will ferral from old school
>about tree fiddy
>>66677937
Fuck off eric
>one image macro and an angry shitpost
>>66677520
I missed something. What happened?
>>66677937
fuck off julia, you had your time in the sun, now give your brother a chance.
>>66677520
>A ride in the set's golf cart and used triple A batteries.
>half a molasses cookie and a bungee cord
>>66677978
The items in this thread is the pay / compensation Eric demands to appear in your film. He's appeared in over 400 productions and is still poor.
>>66678027
Oh. How did this maymay start if he's been doing that for so long? And who the fuck is Eric?
>>66677983
>triple A
>not AAA
you're some kind of special
>a half pack of peanut m&ms and a pair of 3d glasses
>>66678088
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AAA_battery
>An AAA or triple-A battery...
sure thing pal
>5 Zimbabwe dollars and a half eaten kebab
>A Paul Thomas Anderson film is coming out, and I can’t talk about it, I can just say it’s coming out. … That was a great experience, and you know, making movies these days is a lot like making instant coffee; it is fast and it is not particularly tasty. But working with him was like the old days…
What did he mean by this?
>>66678077
You've probably seen him in something
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000616/
>tfw have to scroll down a whole fifth of the page just to get to his 2015 productions
Kanye's net worth and a pirated software
>a handfull of cigarette ash and a mint
>>66678254
i keep scrolling and i don't recognize any of his ovie titles
>a picture of your waifus feet and anything he wants from the snack machine
>>66678254
The only Eric movies I've seen are TDK and the Doctor Who movie.
I need to step up my game.
>>66678224
He means unlike all the other hack filmmakers he works with PTA is an actual auteur
>a squirt of hand lotion and a snuggie made from zebra pelts.
>>66678254
>post production
>post production
>post production
>pre production
>post production
>post production
>pre production
Jesus.
>>66678254
>411 actor credits
>$8 million net worth
what the fuck
>>66678584
Is 8 million bad? It's not Julia Roberts money, but it's a decent living, right?
>>66678584
Quantity over quality
>>66678584
8 million / 411
= 19464.72
I guess we do know how much he really charges for a movie.
>A pat on the back and a kiss on the noseor is it the other way around?
>>66678604
The jews in the hollywood would laugh at you. Would you want to get laughed at, anon?
>>66678604
No, it's good money, but he's been acting in so many movies for almost 40 years that it seems a bit underwhelming
>A box of tic-tacs with three tic tacs left and a postcard from Shawano, Wisconsin.
>Get me-
>Sir, you ARE him.
>a flask filled with holy water and a ride to the store.
>Bootleg yu-gi-oh booster pack and an old bicycle tire
