Give me an inoffensive, comfy movie with a few laughs with which I can get drunk to at 12:43 AM on a Saturday morning.
The Matrix
>>66674917
>Give me
>Give me Give me Give me
HOW ABOUT YOU GO GET IT YOURSELF
Number one its friday.
Number 2 its pm.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
>12:43 AM
>morning
I'd say that's more like Friday night.
The Comedy
Kindergarten Cop
beverly hills ninja
The Three Ninjas.
>>66674955
a it's nine am in the morning
b go fuck yourself
>>66674978
and people in the south call soda pop but that don't make it accurate
Joe Dirt
>>66674917
The Pest.
These suggestions are terrible, guys. Just gonna watch Her or Punch Drunk Love.
I'll give it 10 or so more posts and whichever gets the most support wins. Alternatively, get dubs and I'll watch whatever you suggest provided I've got it. (I have an awful lot)
>>66675105
Reddit.
>>66675119
No. I can't navigate that site.
>>66675105
if dubs you gotta watch bbc porn for 2 hours
>>66675105
fuck off you ungrateful shit
>>66675105
oh, see you should have mentioned you're a faggot
>>66675105
Be thankful anyone responded to your whiny self-loathing ass at all in the first place. Watch Beetlejuice and fuck off.
>>66675134
You asked for a movit, he said reddit
That could mean deadpool, the martian or the force awakens
>>66675023
>people in the south call soda pop
No one in the south says "pop" dude. Down here they're called "cokes."
>>66675146
Phew, I've already watched that for 4 hours today.
>>66675148
Stay mad, Shit Taste.
>>66675169
or GOTG
>>66675170
>they're called "cokes."
yeah, even when it's a pepsi
>>66674917
Midnight in Paris
Stardust
Jumanji
Jon Favreau's Chef
>>66675166
You did get dubs but I don't have Beetlejuice. Honestly though i did and went to get it when you posted this but nothing on the shelf or hard drive. Sorry dude, I failed you.
>>66675166
Dubs, Daaaaaay Yooooooo
>>66675211
Ugh, I'm breaking the dubs rule. This movie is comfy, admittedly, but there's absolutely zero conflict. Nothing, and I mean nothing, happens after he gets the food truck. It's just smooth sailing and twitter commercials.
Too boring and for a movie about cooking, it doesn't make me hungry. That's a fucking sin. I get hungrier watching Sopranos episodes.
>>66675259
It's literally exactly what you wanted faggot.
>Give me an inoffensive, comfy movie with a few laughs
It fits that description almost perfectly.
>>66675301
OP is a fucking idiot. Chef is exactly what he wanted.
Here you go OP: Never Cry Wolf1983
Dersu Uzala 1975
ITT: OP fishes for red dots with no intention of watching anything anyone posts
>>66675301
Touché. It is what I asked for, but not what I wanted.
I hate to say it but I sound like a woman.
>>66675023
Pop > soda you incessant whiny faggot.
>>66675224
Nigger it takes like five fucking seconds to download a film these days. Not having Beetlejuice isn't an excuse since acquiring Beetlejuice is a five second job.
Be less useless fuck
>>66675365
Pretty much. I want the perfect film for this moment but no one will be able to pick it. I bet I'll just end up shitposting, getting drunk and listening to the sound of the fan.
It's a pretty soothing sound desu senpai.
>>66674917
>>66674955
>being from shit regions of the planet
>>66675413
>Nigger it takes like five fucking seconds to download a film these days. Not having Beetlejuice isn't an excuse since acquiring Beetlejuice is a five second job.
>Be less useless fuck
Excuse
>>66675382
Kill yourself
>>66675450
Haha literally been told that twice within a minute from my two threads.
>It's an OP uses a recommendations thread as a cover for acting like a whiny cunt on her period episode
Uncle Buck
>>66675415
>being a fanpleb
Old school evaporative aircon on the roof is the superior sound.
>>66675527
I'm poor as fuck, dude. My house has no airconditioning and the only heater is a wall furnance in the living room, although that fucker warms the area like crazy quickly enough you need to turn it down.
My rent is fantastically cheap though and in 5 years they've only given me one raise so I'm content to stay. Price you pay for living alone I guess.
>>66674917
Frances Ha
>>66674917
The Faculty
>>66675657
Awesome choice actually. And I had a falling out with a friend and traveled overseas alone for virtually no reason so this movie is fucking comfy as fuck.
No more suggestions.
We can continue to talk about what a piece of shit I am though.
>>66675641
>living alone
I've lived alone for the last 12 years apart from 6 months 5 years ago when my brother's missus sometimes used the spare room because it was closer to her work. I like it. Prefer it even.
>>66675891
Living is fucking magnificent. It's scary to know I'll eventually have to move in with a roommate or girlfriend.
>>66675918
*living alone
>>66675695
Tell that to a psychologist. Stop self loathing and write down, right now, get yourself a pen and paper, every positive quality about yourself, no matter how minuscule. Read them out loud. Yes, it will be embarrassing at first, but you actually have to hear from yourself. I am X, I am Y, etc. Do it twice. After that, write down on another piece of paper ways you can improve your life RIGHT NOW. Clean up, exercise, shave, study, etc, just make a list of possible immediate improvements. Do 3 and then write on the back side of either piece of paper "I am a winner", once in one colour, and once in another colour, and repeat it (with feeling) 20 times. I want you to talk as if you are a winner, and say it like someone who is. In fact, pretend you're like Donald Trump - you KNOW you are a winner. You know you win and you win big, all you do is win, and you're going to make your life great again. Then go to sleep. The world doesn't care about your problems, and neither should you. They are only temporary obstacles hindering the path to greatness. You're gonna be a winner OP. You're gonna win.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off is the ultimate comfy movie.
>>66675170
Who the fuck calls all soda "Coke"? I'm from Texas and if it's Coke, we call it Coke, if it's Pepsi, we call it Pepsi. The overarching term is soda
>>66676188
By "south" he probably meant states like Florida/Georgia/Alabama etc.
>>66675023
No that's Wisconsin you dolt. In the south we say soda or coke if you want to be like the "10 ways you know you're from the south" fb posts. In reality, everyone says soda, it's just that people only order cokes.
>>66676225
I'm from Atlanta and we do the same as that lonestar faggot.
>>66676188
I was born in Texas and I call all soda's coke
