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Hollywood has approached you with the option to remake any movie
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Hollywood has approached you with the option to remake any movie ever with all the previous actors replaced with Down Syndrome actors to help fill a diversity quota, which movie do you remake?
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Radio
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>>66649337
Remake of Ghostbusters
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>>66649337
The dark Knight rises.
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Glengarry glenross

That speech would be awesome
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>>66649337
mission impossible
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>>66649337

The Raid
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I'd pick the following:
The King's Speech
Castaway
Lord of the Flies
28 Days Later
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I Am Sam
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>>66649985
Kek yeah that would be so fucking great xD
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>>66649943

What would Downie Bane look like?
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>>66649337
The Hunger Games.
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Saving Private Ryan.
The beach scene would be glorious.
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>>66649337
Titanic.
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Nymphomaniac
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>>66650081

>Special Hunger Games

Would fucking watch.

I'd remake The Ringer
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Dr Strangelove
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>>66649337
Up
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The French film "Le soleil se lève en retard"
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Dracula
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My dinner with Andre or Before Sunrise with actor input on dialogue .
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Citizen Kane
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>>66649337
Ocean's Eleven
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>>66649337
Dog Soldiers, Jaws, Tremors would all be fun options
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>>66650269

>Dog Soldiers

Would the Werewolves instead turn into Downies or would the family already be Downies who turn into Werewolves?
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The shining
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The Pest or Avatar
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Rain man.
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>>66650085
kek

>>66649965
>>66650124
these are great
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12 angry men
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American Psycho

Imagine the Huey Lewis scene
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>>66650288
downies who turn into werewolves.

honestly I'd just want to see the downies freaking the fuck out from the werewolf costumes
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Saw
I specifically wanna see scheming downs Jigsaw
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>>66649337
Hackers

Hands fucking down. And it'd be a pretty fucking good flick, desu.
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Lord of the Rings

>all those speeches
>all those epic tard battles
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Black Dynamite

It could quite possibly surpass the original in comedy gold
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>>66650172
>mad max
nothing changes
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>>66649337

Fifty Shades of Grey
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Beethoven's 2nd
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Tropic Thunder
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Predator
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>>66649337
Rocky IV
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>>66650410

That scene where they're trying to figure out the logic of how that stuff makes your dick small would be incredible.
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One Hour Photo

Could actually imagine it being much creepier with a Down Syndrome person in the role of Robin William's character.
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>>66649337
Top quality discussion m8.
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>>66649337

Star Wars Episode 1

I want to see it all. A retard Maul, a retard Sebulba, a retard young Anakin (oh wait we already had that lel).

I would never stop watching it.
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>>66650625
are downies better actors then normies?
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>>66649337
Dogtooth because the original wasn't unsettling enough
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Cool Runnings.
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>>66650353
Fucking hell, why can't I stop laughing at this?
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300
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>>66650052
>if I pull off your extra chromosome, will you die
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>>66650039
Would Sam be normal or would he still be a downie?
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>>66651067
>You merely adopted the chromosome
>I was born with it, molded by it
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The Room

I'm laughing just imagining them struggling with the lines.
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>>66650713
>Downie Anakin speaking alien to Watto
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>>66651150
10/10
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What about a virus movie where down syndrome has suddenly became contagious and it's like 28 Days Later or The Crazies?
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Here's a far harder question, come up with a movie that WOULDN'T be entertaining if it was reshot with downies.
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>>66651237
None
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>>66651226

Downs C3PO would be phenomenal
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>>66650124
i've been searching for downs porn my entire life and i will never lose hope
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>>66651394
dude
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>>66649337
Heat. Funniest bank robbery ever.
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>>66651286
Would the droid suit be made to look extra downy too?
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Falling Down 2: Falling Downs
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>>66651150

>You're a retarded guy
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Jackass: The Movie
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>>66651797
>*drools through mask
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Cannibal Holocaust
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>>66649337
Real Hairy Lesbians 6
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Rise of The Planet of the Apes reboot
All the apes are replaced with downies

>tfw Franco raising a little retard kid who gets all the other downies to break out of the mental facility and start a revolution.
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Eyes Wide Shut
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>>66649337
rocky
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Titanic. Lmao.
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A Serbian Film
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>>66651927
but...
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Shutter Island
Mystery-Comedy with romance elements
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The entire X-men series

I'm now imagining that scene from X-2 with Nightcrawler trying to assassinate the president with a Down Syndrome actor.
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what if Air Bud used like a pug or something instead? I would probably start to smoke weed again.
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did anybody say Fast and Furious?
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Home Alone
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Titanic
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>>66652077
Why don't you just scroll through the thread before asking? Also no
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>>66651237
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>>66649337
Blue Velvet

Imagine the sperging over the ear, when hiding in the closet or being sucked off at knifepoint

>SHEEE WUUUUR BLOOOOOO VAAALLLVIIIIT
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Billy Madison

It would be amazing
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Smokey and the Bandit movies

It'd be worth it just to get a downie Buford T. Justice

bonus points if he was left to adlib like Gleason did in the role
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Amadeus.
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>>66650018
funniest itt
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>>66651797
DUHHHHHHGH
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Dumb and Dumber- Down and Downer
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The Bweakfast Club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtko0FQuKo0
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A Clockwork Orange.

Just imagine, a bunch of overweight downies in matching white costumes, soiled in urine, breaking in your door and beating the shit out of you while speaking in English accents. Terrifying stuff.
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For the sake of the question, if they offered you a big enough paycheck to take it seriously, could you find a story that's still respectable with an all downs cast?
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Philadelphia
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>>66654199

I could do a documentary in a nursing home. That might work if some downies fall in love or something.
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>>66654199
<-
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>>66654199
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>>66650307
Don't you mean Avatard?
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