Guy Fieri is now the protagonist in the last movie you watched
what happens?
>>66645231
Deadpool
A Serious Man
Guy takes Sy Abelman to Flavortown
>>66645231
Synecdoche, New York
Would be a huge improvement.
>>66645231
bruno
im dying
Boyhood
The Look of Silence
I'm beyond intrigued.
Amelie
Guy Fieri secretly spreads joy to those around him while working on a master plan to win over the love of his life.
>>66645231
>Transporter
Somehow becomes even better but I can't explain why.
>>66645538
>Haha, great thread OP. I love reddit too! EDIT: thanks for the gold! :DDDD
>RIP MY INBOX xD
What did he mean by this?
>Wouldst thou like to live in flavortown?
>Midnight Cowboy
Guy Fieri quits a restaurant and travels to New York thinking he's going to make it in the food industry, but nobody likes his trash in this time period so he's forced to sell his body.
>>66645231
I immediately stop watching
>>66645448
>the culinary buoys in the shipyard of flavortown took twelve years to make!
>>66645231
>Castaway
He won't survive two seconds on that island
>an hour and a half of guy fieri being relentlessly picked on, neglected and abused by every single person he comes into contact with
I would like to see how he handles it personally.
>>66645231
>Sicario
On the hunt for illegal spices
>>66645231
>Cobra
All of my yes, fund it.
>Her
>Guy Fieri buys an AI to feel less lonely but ends up just using it to google recipes and buy flame shirts online
>>66645231
>The Wolverine
He's gonna take Yu to flavortown.
Inside Llewyn Davis...
this is too horrific to imagine
>Attack the Block
So is the council estate replaced with a high rise super complex restaurant or something and aliens decide to invade but on Guy's big night?
>>66645847
kek
>>66645231
He goes to a police station, but instead of "ill be back" he says " I need a snack"
What about TV shows?
Last show I watched was The King of Queens episode where Doug and Deacon fought over the sandwich.
My God, that's really like an episode of Diner's Drive Ins and Dives.
>>66645231
Melancholia. It would be a nice laugh, actually.
>tfw no guy fieri Frankenstein.
>Room
Guy Fieri is trapped in a room with his son Hunter and asks for bleach and flame polos from the dude that kidnapped him. The captor wonders if it's worth the shitty food he gets.
>Babadook
More like Babacook
>>66645231
Beasts of no nation. Oh damn.
>>66645231
>gods of egypt
i don't even know whose main character the thief?
>Schindler's List
Oh boy...
Guy Fieri has to bring the last fertile woman to Flavor Town in Children of Men.
>>66648660
>All he does is just criticizes the equipment that the Nazis uses
22 Jump Street
Guy goes undercover as a college student.
>Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon 2
Uhh
>Le Samouraï
LOL
Kingsman
It would be a standard American reboot of most British things.
Leonardo Dicaprio gets mauled by a huge hairy barebreasted Guy Fieri/Leonadro Dicaprio gets left for dead by Guy Fieri that wants to start up a new resturant in Texas.
>>66645231
Room
Would he play Jack or his mom?
13 Hours.
He takes those fucking terrorist shits to Flavortown.
>Goodnight Mommy
Either twin Guy Fieris trying to find out what happened to their Mommy or twins try to find out why their mom is Guy Fieri
>>66648338
How does flavor town look! Alright sir
>The Pest
It would be the same except Guy scams everyone into trying his dishes.
>Seventh Seal
I guess he would challenge Death to a series of cook-offs
>>66649477
Why did you just watch The Pest?
>>66645767
>all of my yes
God at LEAST go back to /b/
>>66645231
>The Witch
He would have whipped up a delicious corn recipe and took the witches to flavor town.
The Big Lebowski
Its the same movie
>>66645231
Jeez, lighten up mate, it's just a bit a fun.
Would you of preferred LMAO XDDDXD REDDIT KEK BLACKED WHEN W E W L A D
>>66645231
i whip out my dick
fondle my nipple with my left hand
move around in my chair so my cum hits my face
GMOAT 12/10 100%RT
Just watched Carol. It works out because he does look like a bulldyke
>>66645231
Spotlight. For some reason, I picture him being a reporter who betrays the other journalists and joins the priests in raping children.
>Guy Fieri replaces Aragorn, Gandalf, Frodo or Sam depending on who you believe the main protagonist is.
If he's Sam, I'm sure he was taking those taters to Flavortown.
>To Live and Die in LA
Masters has been floating too many fake 50s at Guy's restaurants. He needs to be taken down...to Flavortown!! The beginning starts off with Guy sharing an EXPLOSIVE Arab dish with his partner
> THEM!
Looks like those giant ants are taking a trip to flavortown.
Godfather Part II
