WEN I GETS TO THE DARC TOWRE I'S GON BE FREE
Haha funny!
Awwww shiiiiiet I's a gun slingah now muhfucka
>>66603505
lol niggers amirite XD ;)
Aaron Paul should play Eddie
>>66603505
>AYYY
>LONG DICKS AND PLES'NT CHICKEN LEGS NYYUGGUUHH!!!!!
WE WERE COWBOYS N SHIEEEEEEET
DUDE NIGGERS AND KIKES LMAO
AH DIN SINE AHP FO' DIS
I just started reading the first book and this shit will be too funny
>Black man arrives in small town
>gets weird looks from everyone
>fucks a sick skinny white woman daily
>gets into a bar fight, breaks a piano player's wrists, stopping him from his only source of income
>meets crazy religious fat white woman
>gets hard at her, almost kills her
>skinny white woman goes crazy
>entire town goes to shit, they try to kill him
>black man shoots entire town dead
>eats hamburgers at the bar
>black man leaves town
Can't wait
>>66603505
WE WUZ ROLAND DESCHAIN N SHEEIT
CLINT EASTWOOD IS BLACK
>>66603505
I hope this movie and The Hateful Eigt ushers in a new age of westerns. Call it post-modern.
>>66603505
I hope the movie does so bad that they dont even make any more of them
>>66604045
You should probably know that the movie won't start with the first book, it'll be a couple books in.
>>66604254
THE GUNSLINGER IS A NI-
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>>66604066
jfc /pol/ not all blacks are niggers get a hold of yourself
You dumb yanks are just jealous that another Brit has to come and show you people how to act. Plus Elba is based, he's not like Will Smith.
>>66604223
They are making alredy The Seven Magnificent remake with Denzel Washington in the lead and other 1 or 2 niggers I think.
Blackwesterns is a new trend now because WE WUZ COWBOIS N SHEIT
How are they going to rewrite Detta's hate for him now that he's black? Her whole thing was that Eddie and Roland were two "honky muhfuhs" and her entire life experience had been hating the white man. It was why she was super paranoid around them, why she was cruel to them, and why she tried to kill them.
>>66604371
>Black Westerns is a new trend
Uhhh, no they are not. You complete and total fucking moron.
>>66603505
Why do you guys want him to be Bond but not Roland? I think he's a good choice.
>>66604305
dude with the gun is handsome af and he knows it
>mfw we remake Boss Nigger and The Legend Of Nigger Charlie with white leads
>>66604390
Easy, make her a racist white redneck, it would be better written than the book too because there's no such thing as racism towards white people.
>>66604437
>there is no such thing as racism toward white people
>character literally described as Clint Eastwood
>lets hire an african warlord
You know EXACTLY who is responsible for this.
>>66604457
Shut your honky ass motherfuck up, cracker.
>>66604437
Brilliant. Make Eddie black too, so that way we can squeeze in the white woman/black man romance when she finally becomes Susannah.
>>66603505
>le maymai britnigger actor
>>66604481
That's brilliant, that way they can have a diverse, aesthetically pleasing threesome.
He never knew the face of his father.
He will never reach the tower.
Say true and say thankya.
>>66604478
did you steal the electricity for your computer too?
>>66604475
>character literally described as Clint Eastwood
It could've been the role he was meant to play.
>>66604557
GON GET DEM ELECTONS NO WAT AM SAYAN HAHAHA SHIEEEEEEET
>>66604587
Way too young.
>>66604610
If they plan to milk this into a film series, Elba will be too old.
>>66604305
The problem is not staying truthful to the source material, when i allready know there has been major changes to the story i know, why would i even watch it? im not going to give them profits for fucking with the story
>>66604269
Kek
