>Keanu will die in your lifetime
He's immortal though
How many John Wick movies are we going to get out of him
>>66450984
bullshit he'll bury all of us
>millionaire in his 40s with good health
vs
>bunch of overweight, high blood pressure dweebs in their 20s
don't worry, keanu will still outlive you all
>>66451195
he's in his 50s now
keanu is based, living the dream, sliding his lubed-up morning wood up jamie clayton's boipussy every morning. he had to suffer in order to dream, and to dream in order to achieve
>>66451242
tfw no qt3.14 trap gf
>>66451257
>>66450984
Not if I kill myself first.
doubt it
>>66451257
>>66451384
Disgusting degenerates, kill yourselves.
>Keanu will outlive your lifetime
>>66450984
Not if I keep drinking at this rate.
>Keanu Reeves had his daughter and girlfriend pass away within 18 months of each other
Not if you die first anon.
>>66452687
Drink bleach
>>66452778
I heard that...
>>66452778
KEK you sir deserve a drink.
Who had a harder life, Keanu or Grammer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i1xIJxmxn0
>>66452778
my nigger. Im deep tonight 8 down, 16 to go.
>You, your great grand parents and your great grandchildren will all die within Keanu's lifetime.
>>66450984
he literally won't
>>66454318
>>66452778
>getting drunk and posting on 4chan
literally why
>>66454267
letting someone else sit on a filthy subway chair
dick move keanu
>>66450984
uhh
>You will die in Keanu's existence
Lets rephrase it OP.
>>66450984
Fuck this guy. After John Wick, he's been making nothing but crap films. And he's starting to look his age.
>>66450984
>51 years old
>Still makes movies
I think hell be fine
>>66450984
NOT IF I DIE FIRST
>>66450984
>>Keanu will die in your lifetime
Ha ha not if I die first!
>>66450984
>we're all dead and this is hell