ITT celebrities who will die this year
>>65055105
he'll be fine
>>65055529
Fuck off Reddit
It's hell
She's practically dead now
>>65055105
Bruce jenner will commit suicide.
He must die
>>65055105
Glenn Frey
>>65055598
literally who
>>65055105
David Bowie
>>65055105
J Law will commit suicide
>>65055105
Emilio was always the better actor anyway
>>65055105
i wish i could just die already
the guy from the eagles died that completes the trifecta
david bowie, alan rickman, and the guy from the eagles
so theyre all safe now
>>65056341
abe vigoda will outlive god
Taylor Swift will be killed either by an obsessive fan or by terrorists this year. Most likely by ISIS because they'd love to kill "America's Princess."
>>65056582
You mean if she gets into a horrible accident and her face ends up looking like your pic related?
>>65055529
Since his cameos aren't usually plot related, couldn't they just have Stan film hundreds of random scenes that they can insert into Marvel movies for the next 20 years. I really like the idea of Stan Lee appearing from beyond the grave like Tupac.
>>65056697
> taytay will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
>>65056549
Still hurts
>>65056582
if only
admit it, you would all be sad
>>65056783
the fuel that sheevposting needs
yes
Madge. I don't know why, but I have a feeling. Maybe a car crash or plane crash. Or maybe her son kills her.
i don't think she'll die but i feel like the full extent of her illness/how long she has left will become public this year.
>>65056985
Wow, she does look terminally ill. Being just skin and bones is a bad sign.
>>65056783
Just imagine /tv/...
>>65056745
This is the worst forced meme/
>>65056985
Jesus christ
>91 year-old man with terminal cancer
I've got a bad feeling about Roger Moore and Christopher Plummer too.
rip
>>65055105
I hope he does. He cant stand this prick. I hate how having a disease makes saints out people.
Bookmark this, within the next couple of months he will be dead.
>>65057885
They used to call him Good Time Charlie.
Now they say So Long Charlie.
One little tiny disease, and no one wants to party with him anymore.
>>65058092
Yeah, I heard he has the Big C, too. So sad.
>>65055598
not Lady Di
>>65056477
FUCK YOU
>>65058187
I think it refers to
>>65056985
>>65058158
Chlamydia?
I still can't believe she's gone. TOO SOON.
This guy.
how much longer does he have?
>>65055105
I hope i'm wrong.
>>65056985
I've give up all my Christmas chocolate to make this happen.
>>65058668
Why? What did she ever do to you?
>>65058092
stahp
>>65058600
Leave Betty alone!
>>65058460
He is physically unable to die. His body will rot but he will continue starring in B movies to pay his eternal alimony.
I heard she's not doing well.
>>65058709
Not me, but both my grandmothers had cancer, my one grandmother actually did lose her breasts.
She chopped hers off because there was a chance she could be at risk because it was in her family, then getting herself some nice plastic titties does not make her a "hero" and brave, it's more likely her tits were sagging, and she bought them for Brad.
Before she was married to Brad, she was snorting coke off Billy Bobs dick. Suddenly she became "Queen"
Also, who the fuck adopts kids like handbags?
tl;dr She's a sub-par actor who gets too much credit for her half hearted attempts at humanitarianism all to feed her attention whoring.
>>65058888
>>65058888
good.
>>65056985
>this is a 10/10 beautiful queen to women
>jennifer aniston is older and looks like this
brad pitt fucked up
>>65058129
That guy doesn't need to do anymore partying, if I were him I'd just sit on the balcony in my multi-million dollar malibu home facing the ocean, smoking the best weed money can buy all day long...just relax until i'm dead.
That's probably what he's doing at the moment.
>>65055105
>charlie sheen
literally the Charles Foster Kane of our times
https://youtu.be/1TgcSwFkmzA?t=6m29s
>>65055105
It would be neat if dozens and dozens of old celebrities died this year only to see how hard people lose their fucking minds over it.
>>65056478
>>65056478
>>65056478
HOLY FUCKING CURSES
http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/music/la-me-ln-eagles-founding-member-glenn-frey-dead-at-67-20160118-story.html
>>65058967
Wow. Hardcore, man. Jolie's dad was a raging narcissist who neglected her throughout her childhood and her poor mom died pretty young. Honestly, I kind of feel bad for her and understand her emotional need for a huge "family" in light of her upbringing. All in all I think she's a kind human being and hope she lives through 2016 and many years afterwards.
>>65055105
well Kirk Douglas is 99 now, and his son is 71 and it's rumoured his cancer has come back, could lose both of them this year
>>65059165
I think you're confusing him with the character he played on Two Men and a Boy. The real Charlie Sheen doesn't live in Malibu.
Roger Corman
>>65059270
I agree.
>>65059281
Holy shit, that was fast!
>>65058460
He won't die. To be JUSTed is like being a nazgul, you just keep living until you're nothing but a horrible creature, not truly alive but not dead, just in search of alimony instead of the one ring.
>>65059270
I wouldn't be surprised if ISIS terrorists attacked something like the Oscars, so maybe your prediction will come true.
>>65056478
I have to wonder, did you know he was dead when you posted this?
Did you search up dead celebrities 2016 just to make us impressed that you called his death?
>>65059161
She's hawt for a MILF, yeah, but she's a total cunt IRL.
So think Brad made the right move.
>>65059379
Killed by the cartels?
>>65059379
Police are going to find his headless corpse in a random motel off some interstate tbqh
>>65059448
Didn't realize he had died. I just knew he had cancer.
>>65059448
i made a fucking thread about it in /mu/ like five hours ago and it never was stickied.
>>65059357
I just assumed he had a beach side house in malibu just like every other rich person in hollywood.
>>65059281
i'm so fucking wet
>>65059379
Yup, Sean Penn was working undercover for the CIA and freaking double-crossed El Chapo. That's ballsy, man, really ballsy. Sean's definitely a marked man now though. El Chapo's money still buys a ton of hitmen.
>>65056697
Wait until she can be in the 27 club
>>65058092
Could you BE any more wrong?
>>65059270
http://www.wetpaint.com/celebrity-deaths-2016-1466194/
>>65059557
He lives in Beverly Hills.
I know a line producer who used to work on Two and a Half Men. She said Charlie was incredibly professional on-set, always knew his lines and treated everyone well. He just really loved to party on his own time though and he hated the showrunners and Warner Bros.
>>65059628
I got a bad feeling about Taylor. She's just such an image of "America" it really puts a target on her for all the creeps and terrorists out there.
>>65059675
Could YOU be any more right?
>>65056881
>those teeth
I'm hoping for it too
2016 is gonna be record year for celeb deaths.
Bowie always was a trendsetter
>>65059281
This year's the year
>>65060163
Dem eyes. Holy sheet.
>>65060163
>spends decades forcing men to use steroids in huge amounts to create "monsters" for ratings
>many wrestlers die early
>he himself takes steroids but under doctors supervision and much more cautiously
Heard some Chi-raq mofos being gunning for ma man Fiddy. Shits about to go down.
>>65060163
>>65060344
>Rick Ross' baby mama wins lawsuit against Fiddy and gets awarded 7 million
>50 files bankruptcy the same day to avoid paying the bitch 7 mill
MANY MEN WISH DEBT UPON ME
>>65060163
B-but he died already anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1lfhNju084
>>65056582
When did she turn from a fat girl unto a witch?
>>65058460
He's already dead inside. Who cares what his corpse is doing.
Orlando Bloom is my wildcard pick
>>65055529
Stan Lee is basically immortal. He scks the life force of other celebs. Why do you think all of the recent celeb deaths have happened?
>>65059281
le ebin tmz news that was up a million hours ago
>>65060678
did 9fag send you?
If you want a sure thing, Mohammed Ali. Put money on it
>>65057229
He's cancer-free now
>>65055105
When will it come out that Charlie Sheen is a pedophile? Should we start spamming this meme? We could get /b/ on board probably.
>>65059281
Another one bites the dust. 4chan is slowly killing all the boomer music greats.
>>65060558
he may be the worst actor in all of wrestling, and thats saying a lot
>>65060646
Humanity will end when Kirk Douglas and Stan Lee battle for each other's lives.
>>65062591
>>65060163
finally,maybe the wwe homo shit will stop
>>65060344
>>65060530
50 is a fucking savage
when he dies he will go out on his own terms
for sure!
>>65056783
They predict his death. 6 months later ian is laying on his death bed. His family gathering around his near lifeless corpse
Suddenly a faint whispering voice can be heard.
>"I can't I.. can't hold on much longer, I I I'm too weak
The doctor pipes up and says sorry about this folks but I think he's going to die soon.
Ians voice is heard once again this time with more malice. He sits up in his bed ex tends his hands and says
>"no... no... no... YOU WILL DIE!"
So young, and dead inside. Fucking Dan!!!
He'll be fine
>>65059772
>you will never wake up to this
Why live
>>65056406
He used to be so handsome, what happened?
>>65061896
>music great
>literally rips off Jethro Tull for his only famous song
Good Riddance.
>>65056697
>skinny trany looking girl
>"America's Princess."
No wonder America is dead.
He's 69.
Jackie Chan is in his 60s now
>>65056341
Why do you think so?
>>65056985
Brad Pitt is am incubus that drained up all her mana ;_;
>>65056783
Imagine the level of sheev-posting that /tv/ would reach
>>65060646
we said the same thing about Christopher Lee yet he still died.
i misse his new year video...
I am a legit time traveller, if I recall correctly (could be mixing up some from 2017) over the rest of the yearDick Cheney, Ralph Nader, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Chuck Berry, Barry Bonds (murdered by ex-wife, this is happening relatively soon, I think), Jerry Stiller, John MajorAbe Vigoda, Betty White, and Dick van Dyke are all going to make it into the 20s, stop memeing about themCharlie Sheen is not going to die anytime soon, HIV (but not full blown AIDs) is cured in the 20sNext year is going to be Hugh Hefner, Angelina Jolie (cancer, this is going to be a big one), Jimmy Carter, Elton John, Dennis Rodman, and Dave Chapelle (lung cancer, interestingly, this is going to be a trigger for an especially cringeworthy "00s nostalgia" period)check em
>>65068630
Wtf
>>65068630
no dubs, I have to doubt everything else you posted
>>65068630
>Dick Cheney
fucking finally
>>65068253
http://www.abevigoda.com/
>>65065579
Got lazy and fell in with a bad crowd (christian scientists) and now he's rocking the cancer
>>65057085
She's been just skin and bones for years. Her huge tits were the only reason people didn't see it.
>>65060163
>that motherfucker is 70 years old
Duuuude, I've seen him on WWE, he looks early 50's. I just learned how old he really is
Dude's got a chest like a gorilla, I'm in my 20's and he'd crush me.
Feelsbadman
>>65065579
Try the french one for a real case of slipping badly.
>>65069011
Nigga must have stolen thousands of loaves of bread.
>>65061735
Don't slander the dead.
>>65065403
JUST
>>65058460
Hopefully soon.
>>65069200
> lower right
I didn't know Ryan Gosling was in this
>>65058668
gtfo Brad, it was your choice to marry her
>>65069011
Depardieu was always ugly though.
>>65059687
FUCKING NO GOD DAMN IT
>>65056783
never heard of him
>>65069200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB8QisFO4I8
>>65056406
'hey guys remember when i was batman!'
This man will take his own life this year.
Screencap this.
>>65068630
John Titor pls
>>65067154
He'll definitely outlive Bernie and hillary
>>65069540
still have trouble with the 'Evidence' against him
>>65056740
>cg Stan Lee appearing in movies forever
I'd condone it. I don't give a shit about marvel, but that idea is so crazy I'd just have to support it.
>>65058158
bullshirt
>>65055105
He killed Che and Camilo. Now it's his time.
>>65055105
>>65056176
hell be fine
>>65071057
what the fuck happened his nose literally deflated between 2012 and now
>>65056783
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>65059379
This one is the best bet.
>>65061559
>cancer-free
haha, that's a term people use to calm down others, you're never cancer free, it's gonna come back in the next 5 years, that's why prognosis for cancer patients' death is always a few years after treatment and why people are afraid of asking about it.
It's gonna hurt, brehs
>>65056697
if no tay then why bother living
>>65059379
I'm amazed that he is still alive
>>65060055
I'd be completely fine with this
>>65070716
I know anon, I met the guy before he was a paedo. He was nice. It hurts :'(
>>65062591
lol are you kidding me? there's no way, we already lost Bowie
>>65071523
He literally died last year in June what are you on about?
>>65065403
the chance of it happening terrifies me
I've just got a bad feeling.
>>65071523
what the fuck are you on a bout you cheeky fucking cunt huh running your mouth like that he already died in June of the past year you fucking thickskulled subhuman fuck right on off then yeah you fucking worthless Untermensch scum.
Rowan Atkinson.
>>65062617
>dat hairline
JUST
![jodorowsky[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iNPrOad.jpg "jodorowsky[1].jpg")
>>65071819
Not Toto!
>no one posts based kirk
He truly will remain immortal
>>65057327
fuck youuuuuu
>>65060163
No chanceThat's just what he's got
>>65056341
holy shit, if he dies i will cry manly tears
>>65069214
Ryan Gosling is the one man I'd go homo for
>>65056341
I honestly will cry if he dies. I've yet to see a movie where he isn't amazing.
>>65060163
He just did a special guest referee match a couple weeks ago and revealed that he was still shredded as fuck and in good health
>>65062768
>doesn't know about his daughter and son in law taking over already
>>65068630
>Clint is safe
>>65071972
>69
>British
I don't want it to happen ;_;
>>65060163
He's transforming into Ronald Reagan
>>65055105
>>65070806
that commie bastard is going to die once his brother leaves office
>>65066904
kill yourself
>>65063874
>he hasn't been on the internet for 3 years
>>65058460
not soon enough
whose death willl make you cry?
for me its definitely arnie and hanks
>>65056985
What's wrong with her?
>>65074808
Sheev
>>65074808
>>65058888
Jones gave birth to a son, Xander Dane Jones, on September 13, 2011.[23][24] She has not revealed his father's identity
Slut
>>65075093
Him and magneto/gandalf.
Fuck.
>>65059270
They will
There was a baby boom after the Second World War and it is now 70 years since the end
Tons of iconic actors etc are in their 70s
>>65058600
He'll be fine
>>65059379
Will the snuff film win an Oscar?
>>65058422
Kek
>>65060163
I hope so
>>65074808
Arnie as well.
Definitely Jackie Chan.
>>65071972
So sad, yet kinda funny
>>65056176
he's pointing at us
>>65073262
He's looking pretty bad these days
>>65056582
hope so.
Buttraped to death by refugees.
>>65056783
I'll have to cook some special Sheevposting for the occasion.
>>65071732
>being this new.
>>65059281
>>65068630
Checked and BANNED.
>>65058600
Betty will literally never die
>>65060344
>Implying you can kill a man whos already survived being shot 9 times
>>65062591
He'll be fine
>>65067154
He's the healthiest man ever da fuck you talking about?
>>65059379
>>65055598Just like the show
>>65056582
what happened to her faaaaace
>>65056985
Hi Mr Skeltal
>>65077163
Fuckin hell anon im dying
>>65074808
>>65076116
Both and Bruce Campbell.
Add Sly to that.
>>65074808
Robert Plant.
I once got an autograph and picture with him.
Fellow was so godly nice and humorous.
>>65064414
>>65059466
How is she a cunt?
>>65060344
I hope he drops a diss track against Meek Mill.
ayyyyyy
>>65056881
Impossible
The material girl will ride eternal, shiny and chrome
>>65064414
suicide
