Your ideal video game movie
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>>65032720
The ideal videogame movie has already been made.
>>65032787
but that's not Wrecker Ralph
>>65032720
>>65032720
This is reddit. This is memes. This is reddit. This is memes.
>>65032720
possibly the worst thing ive ever seen on this site
this is why /v/ can't into movies, especially this retarded generation. please kill your family, your friends, and yourself
>>65034780
>projecting this hard
did you get bullied at school today?
>Emily blunt as triss
noooooo
>>65032874
Shove-it Sandler
>>65032720
Are you retarded?
Tarantino is going to suck the soul out of any script which aspires to any sort of gravitas or higher emotion. Because he's a one trick pony that can only do a specific sort of film. And the Witcher would be ruined under that idiotic "everyone talks the same stilted way" and "lets have people say nigger a lot" hand
make it happen
>>65035046
This, Tarantino is literally the worst director you could get for a Witcher movie.
But the entire idea of live action cartoon/video game/anime/manga movies is retarded.
If you want a series to be made into a live action movie then that means you like the series somewhat, so you should have no problem playing/watching/reading the series anyway.
>>65035302
>wanting the worst story in pokemon into a movie
>>65035395
would watch desu
>>65035395
Hi Barbie
>Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
>No, thanks...
No, thanks? What, what does that mean?
>I don't wanna go...
Go where?
>For a ride.
A ride! Now that's a good idea!
where my punch out animated flick
>>65035471
>implying that Bresson can't transcend archetypal stories and create a deep spiritual experience
>>65034706
I jerked off to this a lot as a kid.
>>65035927
we all did, anon. we all did.
>>65036686
Excellent. Make it a chamber drama.
bump for interest
>>65032720
Not sure if serious. I like both Witcher and Tarantino but putting both of those together sounds awful.
>>65036686
Lmao literally laughed out loud! Hahaha someone get this man a gold! Simply epic broski!!! Well memed! XDDDD
>>65036686
Kek
>>65037043
hello reddit
>>65037043
You're trying so hard to fit in
>>65036686
I must admit I kekd
>>65035927
>jerking off a childs dick
pedo
>>65037003
Exactly, that's like putting French fries in beer because you like both
>>65036686
>Tom Hardy's pic is bigger than Aidan's
P O E T R Y
>>65032720
>Tarankeka as director
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>>65032720
>tarantino
>not Madds as Geralt
>>65037302
Hello, reddit.
>>65034973
i have similar ideas to you
kid kurosawa is so unbelievably perfect as a director for it
>>65034973
>Kurosawa directs a movie based on a game based on Kindergarten Cop
What
>>65035395
>65035395
this is really good
>>65032720
>>65037683
SH2 wasn't based on Kindergarten Cop, it just borrowed some design from it. Also, Eddie was named after Eddie Murphy and Angela after a Sandra Bullock character
>>65037660
Pretty nice 2bh familia, Rooney is a good pick for Angela. Heidecker as Eddie is kinda risky, though. Depends on how good of an actor he is really.
>>65037809
watch the comedy, he's really good
Fallout New Vegas Yes Man run directed by david fincher
Fallout New Vegas Caesar run directed by Tarantino
Fallout New Vegas NCR run directed by Eastwood
Fallout New Vegas Mr. house run directed by Villeneuve
>>65032720
>Tarantino
>making a movie with no black people
lmao
>>65037953
what is Reservoir dogs
>>65038030
that movie was full of criminals, i.e. they were honorary blacks
>>65038030
A film he made more than 20 years ago, when his fetish hadn't consumed him yet, and they're talking about blacks a lot in it
>>65037660
>Maria the seductress
>butterface queen Mary Jane Antoinette
Jesus no
Zelda done by Nolan
Sergio would be ideal director but he is kill
JJ is fine imo
>>65038216
Too white
>>65032720
Tarantino directing any kind of fantasy would be a horrible fucking abomination
>>65032720
Perfect
>>65038216
Perfect without JJ Abrams
You know you would watch this
>>65038216
>cast isn't a female-led PoC ensemble
Check your privilege, bigot.
>>65038355
Damn, Reese Witherspoon looks like THAT?
>>65038216
Tha fuck? Why abrahams? Fucking what's wrong with you people, there are a bunch of directors suited for a Red Dead Movie, Coens, Eastwood, anyone fucking Abrahams why were you dropped as a baby you walking meme piece of shit fuck you homo
>>65038355
Would become the best SW film ever
>>65038355
>female exile
>no brianna
this is all wrong
8 episodes show
>Source
Pic related
>Directors
David Lynch and Gareth Evans
>Soundrack by
All the faggots who made the music in the game
>Actors
Jacket: Aidan Gillen
Biker: Tom Hardy
>>65038506
Female Exile is canon
>>65038355
> landing on Malachor V
> this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkWl5ctiWyM
>>65038355
Don't know about that casting though.
>>65038540
>tor
>>65038681
> tor
> ever
Nah, Avellone said that female exile was what they intended
>movie
no thanks
but i want a hbo series of alan wake
>Directed by
David Fincher
>Main actor
Jake Gyllenhall
>>65038216
Fix'd
>>65038216
>>65038849
>not quentin
>>65038536
Yes
bump for teh memes
>>65034973
I would have put Del Toro as director.
>>65039761
I think that would be a terrible idea. Take the monster designs directly from the game (it's pointless to make new monsters since they're symbolically designed) and let someone with more subtlety direct. Del Toro would work for something more psychedelic and stylized like Silent Hill 3.
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>>65035522
hereimplying I watched it
>>65038536
Yes
>>65038849
Liretally No Country for Old Man: The Flick
>>65032720
>Ghost composer
Spooked.
>>65038536
Was gonna say Lynch wouldn't be good for this, but actually, given the source, yeah this is perfect.
Ryan Gosling for Jacket tho.
>>65040718
He already was Jacket and people would complain about that shit.
But yes, someone else should play Jacket, Anon picked Aidan Gillen for meme purposes, r-right?
>>65038216
>comparing Leone to JewJew
what a retard
This /v/eddit thread is out of control
>>65035395
You mean this guy as the lead?
>>65042188
No, but he can make a cameo
>All these plebs posting games that already have stories which emulate films instead of posting games with no story and trying to get the films to be thematically/aesthetically similar to the source material rather than straight adaptation and/or going full insanity to produce an enjoyable, original experience.
Get on my level.
>>65042369
You cannot stop Rene the van, the burger man.
>>65042530
>>65042188
Looks like the bald guy from that innawoods gay porn video
>>65032720
Bad fucking casting in almost every aspect. Please end yourself
>>65032720
horrible casting
>>65042418
The plot to DKC is that Krool stole the bananas you fucking underaged shitpaste redditor neckbeard piece of shit donkey brained jabroni
>>65042896
You watch gay porn?
>>65043303
>he doesn't
>>65038216
>RDR
>not directed by Tarantula
it's like you don't enjoy black dingus
>>65042896
Deliverance?
>>65044230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b40QdTRaqFk
ayy
>>65032720
Geralt should be black desu
>>65038536
and Tommy Wiseau as the russian boss
>>65032720
>people unironically like cucktino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyNuWCjc-bg
>>65038777
This would be incredible
