Anyone watching this?
>>65011113
TJ Miller hosting? I don't see why not.
>>65011113
Last thread 404d for some reason
>>65011143
Maybe because it's a fucking award show? I bet you watch talk shows too.
>>65011113
lol no
>>65011176
I like to see my favorite celebrities sometimes bro.
stream?
>>65011176
you are so hostile, brother!
Also this is secretly a "you know what" thread. Carry on
why do you faggots watch award shows? are you 40 year old housewives? or do you just enjoy slurping up the steaming piles of shit that the kikes in hollywood shovel at you?
are there any A-list celebrities here, or is this only for C and D list celebrities?
i just saw them interview josh peck so i guess that answers my question.
>>65011176
Not daytime talk shows.
>>65011270
>STOP WATCHING THING
who the fuck is Constance Zimmer?
>>65011346
Dana Gordon
>tj miller hosting
are they pumping in crowd noise for this awful skit? really?
that was so cringe
>>65011287
>are there any A-list celebrities here
Of course, Amy Schumer is there bro. How embarrassed are you right now
>Shatner
What's this nonsense?
why is he screaming like Andrew W.K.?
so is he going to just scream for the next 2 hours?
>shitty EDM
damn.
altough those title screens flashing really fast made me feel like i've wasted a chunk of my life.
>shaming Mel Gibson
noooooooo TJ noooooo I liked you.
This is so awkward, it's great.
this is legitimately a career killer.
this is so fucking embarassing
DUDE SMOKE WEED AND HOST THE CRITICS' CHOICE AWARDS LMAO
This is cringeworthy.
lol he's so sweaty
Goddamit tv, make it stop
>celebrity looks dumbfounded at what they're watching
>camera pans to celebrity
>celebrity realizes the camera is on them and starts pretend laughing
>BTFO by Anthony Anderson
JUST
>>65011287
there are some B-listers too
DUDE OSCARS SO WHITE LMAO
Wait, Luther h ad a new season?!
HOLY SHIT MORE LIKE PATRICIAN CHOICE
We did it Fargo bros we finally made it!
>>65011767
le butchered boob job girl
F A R G O
FARGOOOOOOOO
>>65011767
nice
lance still looks awful
>>65011831
FUCKING FINALLY
Why did she ruin her tits??
Does anybody actually watch this award show?
>Hayden in dat dress
Let's get back to TJ Miller!
-- literally no one
>>65011767
Those are bigger than B's
the winners don't even know about this show
why tf is Friends nominated? just because its on Netflix now it can win ANOTHER award??
>>65012109
What was that category? Seeing Friends in there threw me off big time.
Is this guy perpetually out of breath?
>>65012143
Best show to binge watch.
lmao
amy is just like us
>>65012143
Most binge-worthy show, I believe.
D A N O
>>65012226
>milkshake
>>65012208
>>65012217
Then Friends is going to win hands down.
Also, ROCKY.
had no idea this was even on today. lol did anybody even show up?
>>65012274
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
>>65012274
Christian Bale is there. I guess he's trying to save face after walking away from Mann.
>before i get in trouble
good goy
His face looks so goofy when he smiles
We reddit now
DUDE MEME ACTOR LMAO
>>65012338
Was Cranston trying to do a Lynch impression?
>>65012274
I actually see a lot of stars there. Maybe this awards show is patrician.
Bale looks like he's dying
Are they making a Machinist sequel?
ROON ROON!
Uhhh
Rooney mare-ruh?
I thought it was mah-ruh.
anybody got a stream link?
>>65012376
It's pretty patrician. It's not just a bunch of actors patting each other on the back. It's actual critics choosing the winners.
ALICIA
>getting emotional over a critic's choice award
>>65012407
http://www.slashfilm.com/christian-bale-leaving-enzo-ferrari-due-to-weight-gain-concerns/
>that subtle piano playoff
PATRICIAN
>>65012431
I thought it was mah-ruh as well.
>pushing a summer blockbuster
What makes it different than your normal Transformers movie?
>Classic Dano getting cucked
Would never happen. Fuck this commercial.
>>65012510
Mareuh makes it sound like she's a horse. I'm pretty sure I've heard it mah-ruh before from other awards.
fucking BBT beat You're The Worst? literally kill me
ANDRE BROWER YOU SUCK SHOW UP TO THE AWARDS
based captain holt not even bothering to show up
>>65012813
What did you expect? BBT has way more exposure than any of the other shows.
This is why Sheldon will fucking win Best actor in a comedy.
>>65012872
but dont critics love YTW and detest BBT?? like most people with an average amount of chromosomes
Kek this shit show is such a trainwreck.
c-listers wanting screen time and young/rising stars who don't know better.
embarrassing desu
>>65012872
he's not nominated is he?
>>65012938
This is the first time I've heard of YTW so I can't tell you.
>>65012966
Don't be a bit surprised if he is. Be even less surprised if he wins.
is this supposed to be funny?
>>65012813
You're the Worst's 2nd season was a bit of a letdown, first season was a lot stronger.
STREAM? Help a brotha out.
>>65013010
it's funnier than 4chan
hnnggg is liv tyler pregnant?
>sci-fi/horror
>mad max
WHERE'S BASED OSCAR ISAAC?
>>65013064
filming Star wars stuff
>>65013064
getting BLACKED hopefully
>>65013064
Doing important things
wait is this the guy from boy meets world?
I forgot Mr. Holmes existed. Is it good?
>these many black people
So, the SJW Awards I take it.
BLACKS GETTING BTFO
tremblay
WOAH
based kid
>>65013185
>the white kid wins
Ok, I had it coming.
>dude he's a cute little kid lmao
niggers BTFO
Mad nigger lmao
Someone get a screenshot of that mad black kid.
>>65013185
WE WUZ CRITICS N SHET
Awww that was cute
kids gonna hit some mad pussy after the show
>>65013240
What's next for his career?
![Alicia-Vikander-GOTS-London-Street-Style-LJBJ-Louis-Vuitton-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ygiXhPN.jpg "Alicia-Vikander-GOTS-London-Street-Style-LJBJ-Louis-Vuitton-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-5[1].jpg")
>Dredd shoutout
NiceWho could Alicia Vikander play in a hypothetical sequel?
>All those awards for Mad Max
It's LOTR all over again...except you know, without winning Best Picture.
>>65013309
she's fucking ugly
MAD MAX FUCKING SWEEPS
>>65013309
>Mad Max winning everything
>>65013345
Except best sci-fi horror.
>>65013183
Kind of slow, but it's pretty good. Ian Mckellen did a good job.
>>65011767
More like DD listers amiright reddit?
Where mah upvote button at?
>>65013302
DUI
So, Mad Max is winning because FEMINISM, right?
No one here liked that shitfest
>>65013240
is that the king of /tv/ himself?
>>65013360
>Implying the guitarman wasn't spooky
>>65013410
Yes
>this 'humor'
well, its not easy being the golden globes
>>65013410
king of imd/v/**
>>65013404
george miller consulted one womens rights activist on advice for the women
/pol/ shits their pants
DUDE SO PROGRESSIVE LMAO
THE WHITE MAN WINS AGAING
>>65013463
sure is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKWJmrVAJms
>>65013503
the white CIS man wins again
don't forget CCCCCIIIISSSSS
>>65013309
Is that the one that's autistic?
>>65013554
I hope so
HIGH TEST BLOOM
>tons of minorities
>the cis whites wins every time
I like it.
MOMMY MOMMY
somebody link to a stream please
>those breasts
I love it.
>>65013653
Here.
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/a-amp-e-live-stream
Autistis Rooney smile
Where did the cringe comedian go?
/g/ wins!
Lel remember when people pushed Christian Slater as the next Nicholson?
Constance Zimmer is so fucking hot
how does Christian Slater keep winning?!
>come to /tv/ for EPIC awards thread
>like 10 people watching
Who the fuck is this guy?
This kike ruined comedy forever.
>>65014056
Yeah, its fucking weird man.
I started watching half an hour late, came to /tv/ thinking we were already like in thread 4
This board has changed
fuck off apatow, you worthless kike
>>65014056
It's a third rate award show what were you expecting?
Who's this guy? The Critic's president or something?
>>65014126
Not really. This is irrelevant, so there's nobody around. The big game is GG and Oscars. You're new and trying to guess what's /tv/ usual behavior.
What a cuck
>>65014056
it's on a channel most people don't even know exist
Judd Apatow is a fucking dickhead.
>>65014161
>>65014107
really?
judd apatow director of tranwreck
also, duck that fat cow, this is embarrassing
>>65014126
The bfca are worthless. Just look at Apatow embarrassing himself right now lol
>First the host is a fucktard
>now this guy is shilling an actress no one has heard of
Is this the worst awards show ever?
>>65014198
2 years ago, this and people's choice were a meme factory
we watched them for the laughs, now, not even
is amy schumer getting an honorary segment for fucking TRAIN WRECK?
>>65014198
I want new /tv/ to leave, 5 years ago we'd be memeing up these awards too you imposter
Why is this person get her dick sucked so hard?
>>65014056
critics choice awards is the MTV movie awards for patricians.
>>65014261
Have no idea why they've been pushing her so much recently
>>65014261
The fact that she has a Vagina is enough to get her an award or two.
>tfw watching Critics Choice commit sudoku with this whole segment
what is this award for? what the fuck is this?
>>65014321
I literally had never heard of her before Trainwreck.
>>65014363
LITERALLY shilling
>>65014363
she's a brave plus-sized feminist actress
How many jews are in this location?
I love watching comedians bomb then awkwardly try and recover. Nothing is more satisfying.
Amy Schumer is shit.
>>65011176
No, I'm not your mother, ramming her box with the remote while squealing over Ellen visiting some matronly upper-armed Elementary School Teacher's 5th grade class.
>She's giving them all iPads! SQUEEEEEEE!!
HOLY SHIT SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE STAGE
>>6501436
cuz DUDE DILDOS LMAO
>>65011244
...Bowie?
Who's that thick girl talking?
Would love to fug when bored.
>lady gaga not even nominated
So was her globe a farce?
peggy!!
OUR GIRL
More crackas winning, no wonder the brothers get so mad at this academy shit.
Based.
>>65014658
Of course.
That was actually for her plastic surgeon.
I can't look at Shiri Appleby without thinking of that pictures of her with cum all over her tits
Considering it's the critics' choice, could this ceremony be considered more patrician than the Oscars?
whoopee!
I don't see how Survivor and Amazing Race are still going.
>Not Face Off
Fuck you critics
>The Voice
>better than Chopper or Face Off
pleb critics
>>65014724
kek, not when you consider people like Lights Camera Jackson are 'critics'
Shatner just wants to go home.
>>65014708
I cannot stop thinking of all the girls who've had cocks in their mouths.
I really wish I could stop it
Why does Harrison Ford keeps talking about his mic?
Also, CURRENT YEAR won!
who should i tweet a drink?
>>65014776
>Look at my mom and realized she got fucked a bunch of times by my dad
Can't respect her anymore t b h
>all commercials are targeted to baby boomers
Are these the only people left who have cable?
>>65014776
The VAST majority of adult women have had a cock in their mouth at some point. And the number of men who have eaten pussy is just about equal to that number.
Holy shit, how did that dude from mythbusters score such a hot wife?
>>65011767
HIGH TEST?
>>65011113
>TJ Miller
>literal cancer
Why do they do this?
TJ miller is so fucking cringeworthy in this
dat fucking bryce
He looks and sounds exactly like his father 30 years ago
>>65014974
I don't think he's too bad
>>65014949
His wife is the fat, bespectacled, ugly one.
>bryce dallas howard
>being THIS flat
lol
WITNESS ME
>>65014949
I believe his wife is the one wearing the glasses, m8. However, no judgment if you find her hot. She's not my type but...
>>65014949
His wife is the fat beast wearing glasses.
>>65014949
>intelligent
>rich
gee, you tell me.
I'm sorry, but I'm tapping out, fuck this cringe comedy.
Not meme worthy.
>>65014998
oh
Poor guy
>male dominated genre
BRAVO CRITKEKS
GEORGE MILLLLLLLLLLEEERRRRRR
SLUTS
>>65014945
I know that you cuck.
I can't stop it man.
>award winners don't even show up to this shitty show
why the fuck is matt damon there? he's way above this.
>>65014949
>That hair
JUST
U
S
T
JJJ
JJ
JJJJ
>>65014997
That last joke was barely laughable, and now that I know that he was in Yogi Bear, I want to know who fucking invited this hack to host an awards show?
>>65014949
>Raychel
Does every asshole have to be a special snowflake?
>>65014708
wait what? When where why don't I have this folder already?
>>65015071
Pff, I would've been in yogi bear why not?
>>65015060
Maybe he's bored and just wants to go hang out and drink with celebs
>>65015060
It's fun.
A lot of Celebs like going to award shows where they can hang out and relax.
>>65014949
Adam Savage is fucking awesome. He could do much better than her tbqh
>>65015071
It's because he's on Silicon Valley, a funny show where he is marginally so.
>craig ferguson has a show on the history channel now
JUST
>>65015145
>can hang out and relax.
Read: drink and schmooze/get RIDICULOUS gift baskets/go to after parties
No judgment. I'd do the same fucking thing. Probably a blast.
>amy schumer lifetime achievement
>capeshit awards as genius
This is the memest award show I've ever seen.
What was that movie with the paper knight looking guy
ilm did there will be blood?
interesting.
>>65015247
>capeshit award
It's an award for visual effects, you fucking memer.
This is essentially just an advertisement for Amy Schumer and Star Wars
WE'RE MEMING BROS
Lance won. Fuck yeah.
>Horseman won
Is it actually good?
I am still wondering how the Critics of all people picked Inside Out as the best animated feature over Anomalisa.
>>65013238
kid was fucking good tho
>>65015445
that pixar money
>>65015491
Which means Disney
Tina Fey is such a milf.
>>65015518
Yup, see if we invite you to our next screening after you just gave it a negative review
>miss piggy again
delete amy schumer from this world
JLAW BTFO
By another meme actress, but I'll take what I can get.
she's so brave
le bitch, casual sex and menstruation speech incoming
>>65015562
Which includes not giving it every award it is up for I am assuming.
