best /star trek/ spaceship go
why don't YOU contribute to your own fucking pointless thread you ignorant cunt.
enterprise had some neat designs desu
>>64959080
Enterprise-E obviously.
>>64959080
>klingon tadpoles
single nacelle
Constitution class refit
>>64960731
did they just copy the ship from mass effect 2?
It may have been in video games only, but I got a thing for the Federation making battleships bigger than a mile and designed to hunt Borg ships.
The show is supposed to be akin the SUBMARINE WARFARE
If anyone pays any, ANY attention to the design of LE AWESOME STARSHIPS then they are missing the point of the show entirely
Delete this thread.
>>64962886
Oh look, it's the no fun police.
>>64959333
Trips confirm
>anti-voy redditors will disagree with this
>>64962886
This is the dumbest post I've ever seen.
>>64963939
You must be new. Ever seen a thread with nothing but a picture of shit in a toilet?
>>64962369
best sci-fi ship of all time
>>64962318
awkward galaxy kitbash desu, look how the tower blocks the main shuttlebay, the saucer blocks those phaser strips on the pylons..
>>64966240
It's not like the shuttle craft need a runway
>>64962421
God damn millenials rrrrreeeeereeerreeeeeeeeee
>>64962886
Kek. More like Napoleonic age of sail warfare. But I get what you mean. WoK was a good example of sub-like warfare.
>>64960731
It doesn't look like any ship from mass effect you putz.
Star trek thread?
Just finished season 1 (the next generation) some anons told me the 1st 2 seasons were kind of weak compared to the rest but I'm genuinely having a good time, I like the politics and diplomacy most of all, sometimes philosophical questions,
>that episode where the one planets race is addicted to a drug that was supposed to be a cure to a plague that was eradicated a long time ago
How is it going to get """"""better"""""""? It's pretty strong already.
Also pardon my ignorance but is spock in this or the previous series? What's the main difference between the two? I really dug wrath of khan.
>tfw will never be Wesley crusher
>>64968177
This comment is so all over the place I can't tell if it's bait or what
Going to go ahead and post best girl
>>64968280
Well the OP was only talking about the ships, I wanted to add some variety in topics we could discuss. Didn't mean to be bait, actually I can't conceive how it could be viewed as it, but I guess that's 4chans expectations now.
Make way, shitheads. There's only one ship who can save us from the Klingon Menace.
>>64968177
>How is it going to get """"""better"""""""? It's pretty strong already.
you know troi?
by the end of TNG she is no longer annoying, that's how awesome it gets
>>64959080
You wanna push some Romulan shit in? Call a real warship.
>>64968626
She's not even that annoying, maybe s2 will change that.
>>64968332
Let's see
>praising the most reddit aspects of it
>is spock in this?
>Wesley Crusher is a good thing
>>64960731
I cannot remember, did tinman make the guy immortal? I know he was going to go hang out in solitude with him, but tinman was billions of years old. Surely a 100 year humanoid lifespan would not be nearly enough to keep him from succeeding with his seppuku.
>>64959080
Narada
/thread
>>64968885
The fuck, so why would you watch it? For the amazing special effects? The great costume/makeup? (note: I'm being ironic about those two, ok the costume work is actually decent.)
Wesley is like some genius who doesn't know it yet, is it wrong to want to identify with him?
>>64959080
THE MILLENIUM VIPER SERENITY ENTERPRISE!
>>64962448
This. This is the ship that I want going into war with by my side.
>>64959080
The federation is not a military service. No No No perish the thought. Ignore that one ship that has zero research and exploration capability which was specifically designed to destroy other warships.
>>64968941
>best ship
>a giant space squid for mining
ok
>>64968941
Narada please.
>>64969043
2 of these >>64962448
Flanking 1 of these >>64968780
pawning everything in the alpha quadrant.
>>64968906
thats interesting
>>64969293
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it's belly until she finds it's cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig's greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig's thrusting. "Oh fucking jesus god yes.." she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig's squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig's ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig's balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it's pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it's tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig's own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. . She slams her face full force into the pig's butthole and it's wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig's hot colon
>>64969382
I think you're in the wrong thread bra.
https://youtu.be/pxR-jwSjWv4?
>>64969570
>pre-beard Riker
>>64969491
I think he just has autism anon.
I think the Intrepid deserves a mention, but only the variant that has giant aids cannon
>>64969382
This >>64969491 but do continue
>>64969861
Still waiting on a webm of the bantz between Janeway and Tuvok
>Tuvok, why do you always keep me waiting?
>*smirk*
>My apologies, doubling the load
>>64969148
I'm surprised a model so low detail was made for a movie, you can make out the polygons when the light from the torpedoes flash over it.
>meme trek
how plebian can you get, honestly?
>"Commander, prithee recount the story of those demesnes adjacent to your thigh?"
>>64959261
>not even attempting to be subtle
now im going to be looking for the sex magic symbolism in every star trek ship
I like these little critters
They're so cute, like baby starships
>>64970517
>>64970538
cute as heck
>>64959333
>Trip of 3s
Have some Goldsmith to go along with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRW8mv3GnDA
>ywn go on an away mission with Kira, Dax, O'Brien, and Bashir in one of these things
>>64970581
why was voyager the only show that had a decent intro?
>>64970265
Excuse you, this is a blue board.
>>64970721
>We have only ever seen the tiny front section
What secrets does the rear cabin hold, Nazi gold?
>>64968556
Whatever you thought of the ST sequel, that ship was like the Enterprise-D's well-hung, Special Ops cousin.
>>64971086
Apparently TNG showed the back cabin in one episode, but the middle sections are a mystery. Most blueprints have it as storage/bathroom with modular areas for cargo or bedrooms
>>64971136
but its bullshit at a time when the constitution class is supposed to be the most powerful in the fleet...
>>64971238
Damn, enough space for a healthy game of badminton
>>64968556
I honestly never noticed that huge hole in the saucer before
jolliest ship
>>64969861
The Intrepid is a sexy beast of a ship.
>>64971649
pretty jolly tbqh
>>64971136
Negative ghost rider.
>>64962369
I love the sound of it decloaking.
>>64971693
>>64971614
voyager could fly through it..
>>64969064
That ship is my ultimate favorite ship.
The entire thing is a holodeck, can split in to a total of 3 ships all capable of warp 9.99, and can defend itself better than any other ship, even the defiance class.Of course I'd use the thing as my own one man ship full of waifus. Fuck deep space tactical recon, I've got waifus.
>>64971519
>>64971564
What is this even from? Looks like a sport racer
>>64971832
books
ezri is the captain
sorry to end the thread so early
>>64971805
While I loved that episode, the ship gimmick is a bit ridiculous
>Okay we're looking for a successor to the F-35
>What about a jet where there's like, a button, and if you press it, the plane splits into three planes
>and then a computer will guide the other two parts of the plane to shoot at your target with you and then it comes back together
OUTTA MY WAY, CANNON FODDER FUCKING SHITS
Was the bridge in the front or in the middle? Why couldn't they make up their minds?
>>64972076
>>64971992
>tfw USS Mary Sue shows up
>>64972122
my favorite
>>64971992
I used to think the whole 'DS9 = reddit pew pew actionbaby' thing was a meme but I'm starting to believe it's true
>>64971970
Well the idea was to have a member or two of the skeleton crew be on each part of the ship and control it from there.
The ship's biggest failing is if the comms get damaged on any part of the ship(s) while split or if the holo emitters fail.
Cut off the comms in one unmanned section, it's dead in the water since it can't receive orders from the main control room. Cut off holo emitters in the section, and there's no way for the ship to self repair.
>>64972164
>talking shit about the savior of the Alpha Quadrant
>>64971992
>>64972076
hello mary sue
>tiny enough for captain negro to ignore his show is based on a boring space station so he can go out and have adventures like the big boys on the enterprise
>supercool borg-killing design
>firepower of a galaxy class
>has cloaking cus lol why not that too
ira steven behr was a fedora.
>>64972164
>Official List of Mary Sue Ships:
SS Enterprise NX-01
USS Enterprise NCC 1701
USS Enterprise NCC 1701-A
USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D
USS Enterprise NCC 1701-E
USS Defiant
USS Voyager
>Official List of Non-Mary Sue Ships:
USS Grissom
Let's all have a round of applause for the USS Grissom.
>>64972194
Why are they wearing sombreros?
>>64972329
Why are you not?
>>64972217
That episode really rustled me with respect to computer automation more than anything else in all the Trek I've seen
From the questions the EMH asked the ship's computer, we could see that the computer KNEW the entire crew had been killed by Romulans and KNEW the Romulans had taken control. Any sane designer would make it so if the computer knew both of these things had occurred, it would automatically shut down all systems and make it so only a Starfleet command-level authorization would unlock them.
The computer should have been programmed with all sorts of failsafes like that self-aware missile B'Elanna had to stop in early Voyager; it would have prevented so many bad situations from happening.
>>64972076
I think that's fanart.
It doesn't even have multiple decks.
>>64971832
The paint job makes it go faster
>>64972275
Shouldn't you be posting Ro pics somewhere?
>>64972300
>Official List of Mary Sue Ships:
USS Defiant
ftfy matie. just deal with it like a mature person.
>>64972220
Who's going to stop me princess?
>>64972407
i'm not ro poster, he just posts ro all the time. i know him from these threads, though.
>>64972405
The paintjob makes it look like it's from the Star Wars prequels.
>>64972500
To do that it would need to have no paint at all
>>64972375
What if the twist that it was self aware, and chose to side with whoever was the most tactically adept choice?
Romulans managed to get onboard and kill the entire crew? Ship is wasted on starfleet, romulans are obviously superior. Two holograms enter the stage and start plotting to take down the romulans? Let it happen, see who is superior. Help both sides and see who is victorious.
But while I wish all that were true and we could have an awesome sentient shipfu, i'm pretty sure it could be written off as "It was a top secret prototype on a test flight and certain features were not implemented, and the romulan presence was not expected."
>>64972446
>It does have one design flaw...
>ITS TOO POWERFUL!
>>64972579
The true Enterprise-A
>>64972573
kek i remember that. it was gonna tear itself apart in some episode cus it was shooting too much or some silly shit like that
>>64972571
Well there was that one TNG episode where the computer made a life form out of multicolored strips and shot it into space
>>64972615
>the Defiant embarked on trial runs that did not end well for Starfleet. The vessel was overpowered and over-gunned for a ship of its size – so much so that the Defiant nearly shook itself apart, when the engines were tested at full power
>>64972579
notice that every bird of prey carries one or two whales in its hold.
>>64972446
The Defiant had limits. In its first episode it was totally BTFO. It its final episode it was so BTFO that it blew up.
Look at Voyager, on the other hand. It had infinite resources (shuttles, torpedoes and holo-power), was never destroyed without getting retconned, and by the end it was blowing up Borg Cubes in one single shot. The perfect Mary Sue ship without flaws.
>>64970482
You won't have to look far
>>64972683
after kirk did it the klingons noticed and it was all the rage
>>64972688
voyager was the right size to hold up for long term voyage, regardless of whether the writers were too dumb to keep track of shuttle and torpedo numbers. by the end, it was saved by future janeway for the last episode, buddy, it wasnt running around like that the whole series.
>>64972688
>infinite
>not constantly re-supplied during Janeway's frequent raids
>>64972688
muh budget constraints
year of hell was SUPPOSED to be an entire season, the ship was supposed to get fucked up good and jury rigged and repaired with alien technology and shit ..
>>64971693
>>64971789
>Build a short range science vessel
>Give it enough armor and weaponry to go toe to toe with any ship in the galaxy
>Crew it with the biggest bad-asses in the universe
The Federation never half does anything. I wish Equinox had survived and showed up later in the series as a recurring threat. It was such an awesome design and had the best actors. The captain and first officer had the most badass voices.
>>64972758
what happened to the equinox? it was torn apart by the aliens right? wouldve been great if janeway had cannibalized it for parts.
>>64972300
Just look at this silly piece of shit. USS Meme
>>64972758
>no holodeck
No wonder they tortured 4th dimensional ayy lmaos for warp fuel.
>>64972755
That would have been so bad-ass. I feel like Voyager was just one half baked idea after another for 7 seasons. It could have been great if only the show runners had a little courage. It doesn't help that all the good writers left after the first season to write for DS9.
>>64972738
>>64972754
>>64972755
Regardless of whether or not the Voyager writers intended to create a Mary Sue starship, if the end result is still that Voyager was the most powerful ship in the history of Star Trek, then you really have to congratulate the writers for creating the biggest Mary Sue starship in the history of Star Trek.
>>64972688
>it was blowing up Borg Cubes in one single shot
That was more a problem with the Borg getting retconned into complete shit over the course of time from their introduction to the end:
TNG
>single cube wipes out an entire fleet of Starfleet's best ships
>threat to all of humanity, unable to be reasoned with
VOY
>single Starfleet shuttle can go head-to-head against a Borg cube and come out even
>Borg willing to negotiate
>Borg getting wrecked by other species
>reformed Borg colonists
>Borg crewmember
>angsty Borg teenagers
>every week a new weakness that could wipe out the whole collective is discovered
>>64972555
Look at some of the republic ships from RotS.
>>64972866
Let's not forget that it suffered from having some of the worst piece of shit cast members, too.
The guy who played Chakotay wanted to be killed off so fucking badly that he'd demand outrageous things to happen in the show, else he'd walk. Writers caved at every corner. The biggest thing was him and Seven hooking up. Her endgame was always supposed to be the EMH, but nope. The guy had to demand that she hook up with him else he'd walk, so it happened.
>>64972877
None of which changes the fact that the defiant is a piece of shit Mary Sue. Deal with it.
>>64972949
seven is guided by logic, she's practically a vulcan
there'd be no logic in mating with a hologram that cannot reproduce
>>64969064
Everything about this ship is retarded.
>>64972971
I agreed that the Defiant is a Mary Sue. I said so in >>64972300.
Are you feeling alright? Do you feel ill or something? Do you need to lie down?
>>64972407
Believe it or not, I'm actually enjoying DS9.
>>64972949
There were really only a couple of bad apples in the bunch. Kate Mulgrew is a fantastic actress. Robert Picardo and Jeri Ryan totally stole the show even with the lines they were given to read.
Just be glad we weren't stuck with their first pick for Janeway. Imagine 7 seasons of this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SIZcDWKyw0
>>64969064
why would you engineer a ship that can split into 3 pieces when you could just build 3 ships
shits like the f35 of starfleet engineering
>>64973054
Kira > Ro > that one Bajoran cadet > Kira with shoulderpads
Don't mind me just being the best ship. The USS Stargazer.
>>64973025
not him, but your butthurtness is silly. voyager gets to be powerful, because even though its smaller than a galaxy class, its still huge.
defiant, on the other hand, was a way for boring ds9 to have its cake and eat it too, being on a space station but also having a tiny ship with the firepower of a galaxy class. fucking ridiculous.
>>64973079
It also seems like it would compromise structural integrity when its all put together.
What happens when the middle section gets too damaged to reconnect?
>>64973107
objectively incorrect
>>64973001
She's not guided by logic. They made that a huge part of her "being human". She can't let logic control her and has to do what she feels is right in her heart, even if it doesn't make sense or isn't practical.
They shipped her and EMH, both characters that weren't human but wanted to be, and then Chakotay waltzes in and is like, "Wanna fuck?" and she floods like a monsoon, just because. And then to add insult to injury, in the future he marries someone who looks like Seven, even though she's a dumb bimbo, after Seven kills herself.
>>64973079
It's starfleet. They do it because they can.
>>64973054
Only tourists/redditors claim to be a Trek fan but 'hate' an entire series so much that they won't enjoy any of it. No surprise that you enjoy DS9
>>64973001
>Implying she couldn't use the leftover borg technology in her body, to make a borg baby with her own genetic material adjusted by Zimmerman's.
>Implying the Doctor couldn't help her out with the process with is immense knowledge of medicine
>Implying this kid then wouldn't be the Kuvah'magh of photonic lifeforms
>>64973170
>in the future he marries someone who looks like Seven
what? are you referring to the bitch in timeless, cause she was nowhere near as goodlooking as seven.
>>64973127
The stargazer always looked like it belonged to a lost generation of starfleet ships.
>>64973127
I feel if the nacelles were rotated 90 degrees, it'd look breddy good.
>>64973203
youre new around here arent you. voyager/ds9 arguments were nasty as fuck 1-2 years ago, but you wouldnt know it since you only showed up with the TFA crowd, pleb.
>>64973225
There is actually a precedent for this. The Doctor had a child in the time zoom episode with Jin from LOST, though he never really explained how.
>>64973264
>1-2 years ago
Hello reddit!
>>64973132
You know that technology in Star Trek is supposed to improve as years pass, right? I don't understand why it makes you upset to see that the technology level of the Defiant is more advanced than the technology level of the Galaxy, when the Defiant was designed years later and with different purposes in mind.
Voyager doesn't just get to be powerful, it gets to be the most powerful starship that we've ever seen. The writers treated Voyager like it was a special snowflake, moreso than any other ship. Just like the Defiant, just like the Enterprises, Voyager is a Mary Sue.
>>64973258
What if the entire ship was rotated 90 degrees?
>>64973277
You mean the one with the planet that they got stuck in orbit of, causing seismic activity?
While he never explained it, I think the kid was probably adopted, since he was sent there even before the species first got the Voyager meaning it was before their equivilent of the 20th century.
No way he could have built an incubator with at most steam engines, no matter how awesome he is.
>>64972901
To be fair, Icheb was much, much better than Wesley, and Mezoti or whatever her name was would have been better if Naomi didn't already exist. The show was bad enough I think the Borg kids actually improved it.
>>64973371
It'd look breddy dumb
>>64973247
That's why I think I liked it. I even have the die cast pewter model of it on my desk. It's storyline was really cool.
>>64971693
>>64971789
>>64972758
>>64972835
i was really torn up by that episode...I wouldnt blame the Equinox crew to do what they did to survive and yet Janeway sees it differently.
>>64973338
defiant's the snowflake, but ok, you can dig your head in the sand and go lalalalala
inb4 "le teleporters kill you when you get beamed xD" meme posts
>>64973463
The Defiant isn't the most powerful ship we've ever seen. That's Voyager.
I already agreed that the Defiant is a Mary Sue. Now I just want to know: Do you agree that the Voyager is a Mary Sue too?
>>64973231
He was never married in timeless. I'm talking about the blonde bimbo from the series finale. She wasn't as good looking as seven, but she had her bodytype. Just goes to show that he wanted what he couldn't have and had to settle for less.
>>64973466
Tupac and Netflix died and were created anew by the transporter though.
And Insaneway and Paris died, and random lizards were turned into clones of them.
NX with TOS paint job is best ship
>>64973588
No, supposedly Tupac and Neelix got put back in the right bodies, and Janeway and Paris get unevolved or whatever from the lizardslugs. What >>64973466 is referring to is an episode where the Harry Kim from the regular star trek universe dies and another Harry Kim from a very similar universe ends up taking his place.
>>64973247
>lost generation of starfleet ships.
Probably because it did. The ship class came out just about the time of the Constitution refit.
>>64973588
don't forget how the transporter created 2 rikers..
>>64973466
>>64973667
No, it's not a "Harry Kim from a very similar universe".
It's Harry Kim from the same universe.
The ship itself gets torn into tow versions that coexsist in the same universe. While they are seperate, and are phasically(?) dislocsated from eachother, they were created from the very same ship in the very same universe, so both Harry Kims are the same Harry Kim.
There is no reason whatsoever to call him the duplicate, but not the rest of the ship. You might aswell just call everyone but Kim and Naomi the duplicates and him the genuine article.
>>64973415
I liked the Borg kids, just thought it was silly how humanized the Borg got after their 'look at these badasses!' introduction in mid TNG
>>64973466
They do though. At least, by a certain definition of death.
The transporters convert you into energy and then reassemble you at the desired location (in that episode of TNG where Scotty showed up, we see that this energy state can be sustained for literally years). This means your entire body-- including your brain-- is dissolved for a short time, ceasing all brain activity. This is, technically speaking, brain death, though you are shortly reconstructed.
Of course it never really was consistent how the transporters work. Kirk got split in two, Riker got cloned, and Barclay seemed to be 100% lucid when we got his POV going through a transporter.
>>64973667
Again, this depends on your definition of 'death'. Tupac and Neelix had their brains (thus their consciousness) completely changed into something new and then reverted, essentially a temporary 'death'
>>64973667
>Janeway and Paris get unevolved or whatever from the lizardslugs
We have no proof that the lizards found by Chakotay and Tuvok were actually Janeway and Paris. They only had a _trace_ of human DNA in them, and the EMH turned them into humans based on DNA records stored in the ship's computer.
Those lizards might have been their children, or grandchildren, or even great-grandchildren, and so on. And then they were given "their memories" back based on the same technology that Uhura used when Nomad mind-wiped her.
>>64973871
>Barclay seemed to be 100% lucid when we got his POV going through a transporter.
Brannon Braga episodes aren't canon.
>>64973866
Doppleganger pls.
>>64973871
they were literally humanizing Hugh already in like the 3rd borg episode ever..
>>64973947
Well yeah, the process was pretty much ongoing. In that Lore plotline they had a whole army of 'rebel' Borg
>>64973871
Also the episode of enterprise where Hoshi gets held in the transporter stream for a second, and hallucinates a few days worth of time before re-materializing.
>>64973947
If that episode had been the final appearance of the Borg ever, then I could die a happy man.
Instead, I'll go to my grave cursing the name of Braga with my dying breath.
>>64973906
your lucidity is an illusion of the period between your brain molecules being disassembled and reassembled meshing into one experience
with absolutely no recollection of the period of being pure energy at all
scotty didn't know he was in the transporter for 75 years, it was no different than a regular beaming for him
>>64974063
He got blackout drunk before getting in the teleporter.
>>64974063
We're lucky that humanity today isn't close to developing teleporters of that style so we don't have to deal with these epistemological questions
>>64973371
I always thought he used his emitter to project a sperm to fertilise the egg and keep projecting until the cells divided enough to be self sustaining.
Why does she get so sad and angry in every episode?
I'm not sure the Kira waifufags would even be able to tolerate her if they had her, because every little action might remind her of the occupation and send her into a depression
>>64974360
Why do you get so sad and angry in every thread?
>>64971614
As big as it was, 1 quantum torpedo from the E or Akira would vaporize it.
>>64973247
Like the Enterprise-C?
>>64959080
The Enterprise is pretty cool.
>>64974451
Let all Bajorans lose, so I increase my gain... I have no feeling of another's pain
>>64971805
The Defiant was all offense bra its only def was the cloak. It had shit shields.
>>64974574
>bra
I fucking KNEW the DS9 posters were from reddit
>>64974574
dat quadadamantium ablative armor tho
>>64974619
I don't see any mentions of TNG in that post.
>>64974655
I find this tactic very amusing. You always post some specific 'poll' from reddit-- outing yourself as a redditor-- in order to defend/indict the 'reddit'ness of a certain series
Star Trek Online has some nice original ship designs now and then.
>>64974619
Bra, if you're gonna go offence go Akira.
>>64974785
My point is that it's stupid to even talk about Reddit in the first place.
We all like TNG, we're not going to stop liking TNG even though it's the most Reddit of all the Star Treks, so posts that try to drag Reddit into the conversation (like >>64974619) are just a waste of time.
>>64974523
"Starship One Photon Torpedo Will Do It"
>>64972300
Oberth is best berth.
>>64974574
It's defense was in it's small design, speed, and maneuverability. It can take a hit, too.
The Prometheus disables it with one shot.
>>64974858
>it's stupid to even talk about Reddit
>continues to talk about reddit
Getting rustled for being called reddit is a sure sign that you're reddit as fuck.
Plebs really need to learn from based Martok
>>64974913
It's the finest distress beacon class ship in the alpha quadrant.
>>64962327
Mah nigga. A thing of beauty.
>>64974939
the whole 'reddit' thing is some supreme poetry, because like you say only redditors actually give a shit and get defensive about being called reddit
>>64974939
What does it mean if someone gets rustled when they see the word "bra", kin?
>>64959080
NCC-0514
USS Excelsior/ Enterprise-B
(Did you know they actually considered a tv show in the 80's with Sulu as the Capn and Uhura as 1st Officer?! Sick
>>64975030
Saying 'I knew DS9 was reddit' =/= getting rustled. It's called anagnorisis
I ya.. Prometheus was a cool ship too although I designed a separating ship waaaay before TNG just sayin'
>>64975054
>I t-t-totally w-wasn't rustled, I s-s-swear!!!
Confirmed for 100% Rustled.
>>64975030
It can mean only one thing,
>Its a conman from the past steals a time ship and goes to the enterprise and hands out questionnaires to the bridge crew episode.
Enough with the arguing about which show is more Rebbit.
Let's argue about which show is more 4chin.
http://strawpoll.me/6526848
You now have a replicator, multiplayer holodeck, and quantum internet with almost no latency.
Do you ever leave the house again?
>>64975249
Yes.
I need a job to pay the electric bill.
>>64974939
calling others redditors is a sure sign you're a redditor
>>64975223
>it's a I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your android episode
>It's a "the crew gets trapped inside the holodeck" episode
>>64973532
i think youre thinking of the blonde bimbo the doctor marries.
>Its a Worf gets pawned again episode.
>Its a Geordi gets friendzoned again episode.
>>64974965
The question is whether Martok is just so fucking good that ship looks good, or if the ship alone is that good.
Martok could fly a runabout and take down the Dominion solo imo.
>>64975435
is that levar's hair he walked in with? or something they were trying?
>>64975543
You need a big ship so that everyone can see your honor and glory.
If you take a runabout then no one will ever know.
>>64975295
So I guess that suggests you're a redditor then
>>64975322
Uh no shit. That's who I've been talking about the whole time.
Doc wanted 7, 7 was set to be paired with Doc until Chakotay's actor tried to get fired again, ends up with Chakotay, Doc is stuck marrying a bimbo knockoff of 7 because the real one kills herself.
>>64975223
that was spose to be robin williams, which explains why hes such a weird character
>>64975654
i don't think getting 7 was part of beltrans ridiculous demands
he was just asking for exorbitant raises but kept getting them..
>>64975654
I stopped watching Voyager with like 10 episodes left. Does Seven really an hero in the course of the show or is this some EU thing? One anon mentioned an EU book where seven takes over a planet or some shit like that.
>>64975271
You can replicate solar panels.
>>64975613
:> unlike you, i did it the clever way and called no one a redditor
>>64973231
>They shipped her and EMH, both characters that weren't human but wanted to be, and then Chakotay waltzes in and is like, "Wanna fuck?" and she floods like a monsoon, just because. And then to add insult to injury, in the future he marries someone who looks like Seven, even though she's a dumb bimbo, after Seven kills herself...
He was never married in timeless. I'm talking about the blonde bimbo from the series finale. She wasn't as good looking as seven, but she had her bodytype. Just goes to show that he wanted what he couldn't have and had to settle for less.
notice how you type and use pronouns. it looked like you were saying chakotay married a blonde.
>>64975764
Note that I wrote 'suggests', not 'means', as you only suggested that the other anon was a redditor
>>64975833
meant for
>>64975654
>>64974939
>>64975013
>>64975613
>>64975764
>>64975858
>it's a Trek thread gets derailed for the thousandth time by reddit McCarthyism episode
This is getting out of hand. I wish there was a symbol that would mark all posts by redditards so we could get this bullshit over with and move on to other matters.
>>64975716
Yes it was, he even says so in one of his interviews.
They also wanted Garrett to quit, so they ruined his dream of directing an episode of star trek by making him the only main character not to direct an episode of the series he was in.
>>64976005
He's not the only person who didn't direct anything. He's the only person who asked to direct and was told "no."
Other people also didn't direct too, but they didn't ask to direct anyway.
>>64976005
Where did this meme of actors directing the show they are in come from? Being a good actor does not make you a competent director, so I was always surprised how many times it happened in Trek
>>64976005
>They also wanted Garrett to quit
that makes no sense. they were going to fire him then decided to keep him when he won a magazine award for being a beautiful person. sounds fake, but its true.
>>64959080
>>64976149
Any Trek actor who asked to direct was sent to directing school so that they'd know how to direct when it came time for their turn in the schedule.
Except for Garrett Wang.
>>64976163
The producers still hated his guts because he told TV Guide about the time that Rick Berman ordered all the actors for humans to act wooden and lifeless.
>>64976163
Let's just get this over with and post the drama gt
>the writing staff's Native American advisor was actually an Armenian scam artist
>before the show began, Executive Producer Rick Berman told the human characters to act wooden, to make the aliens "pop"
>Chakotay hated how bland he became, so he kept demanding pay raises, hoping to be fired
>Chakotay dated 7 of 9 only because he demanded a romantic relationship
>7 was hired because Executive Producer Brannon Braga wanted to sleep with her
>Janeway didn't like that 7 was ruining her "feminist role model" vision, so Janeway bullied 7 on-set
>this only stopped when 7 began sleeping with Braga, ruining her marriage
>when her divorce details became public, her ex-husband lost the race for Illinois Senator to Barack Obama
>the bullying was so bad that Harry Kim bursts into treats and cries about it at conventions
>Kim and Tom Paris avoided the bullying by spending their off-camera time at the snack table
>they gained so much weight that the writers threw fat jokes into scripts
>the execs began hating Kim when he talked to TV Guide about Berman's acting mandate
>they were going to fire him, and only didn't because People Magazine named him among the year's Most Beautiful People
>instead they fired Kes, and her life spun out of control, so she fell into drugs and crime
>Tuvok has no life outside of Star Trek, and he's now the driving force behind Renegades
>Ron Moore joined as Co-Executive Producer, but left when he saw that the writers/execs "don't give a shit"
the borg is the only logical choice for a starship. the rest are all jingley jangley and acceleration would tear them apart. still, ncc1701 will ALWAYS be the coolest spacehip. i had a model of it in 1973!
NCC - 1701 TOS
/thread
>>64969382
we have our next hemingway
>>64976287
>being this new
Holy shit. At least you spelled Hemingway's name right
>>64976223
>Tuvok has no life outside of Star Trek
This part cracks me up. Tim Russ basically didn't even have to act to play Tuvok
>>64975568
that's a clip from Chapelle's Show.
