How long did Luke train with Yoda?
>>64930793
Why is Yoda so creepy?
That look in his eyes
You just KNOW
>>64930855
He's tiny
Did Luke train with Yoda at all between TESB and ROTJ
>>64930857
>>64930793
3 hours.
>>64930916
Good question. Why wouldn't he? He seemed to have spent a lot of time doing nothing.
>>64930916
I like to think.
where did he sleep?
>>64930793
From the way Everything quickly went from one issue to the next on Cloud City, which was happening simultaneously, Luke could only have been with Yoda for a few days.
I guess that wasn't enough time to actually learn how to fight a dark Jedi and that's why Kylo creamed him and his pupils who learnt nothing from the teacher who knew nothing.
Kylo being given a few pointers by Snoke easily tipped the balance in his favour.
>>64930793
Like a week. Yoda lied to Luke about him already being a Jedi Knight for moral support because otherwise Luke is just going to walk into his next duel thinking he'll get absolutely creamed.
>>64930916
Considering he's suddenly OP in ROTJ, probably.
But when he's heading back to Dagobah in ROTJ he implies that he hasn't seen Yoda since he promised to return to his training once he was sure Han and co. were safe so who knows.
>>64931022
That rude nigga made him sleep outside with R2.
>>64931022
Who else always thought Dagobah was cozy as fuck?
wish they showed him build his saber.
>>64931163
There's a deleted scene of him finishing building it.
lukebros thread? yes
>>64931124
literally nobody did
>>64930855
>implying you wouldn't be just as creepy in that situation
>>64931194
nice.
I guess they cut it to make Luke's debut in ROTJ more mysterious.
>>64931022
he used the lvl 78 Jedi Sentinel ability "force sleep"
>>64931052
But the Millenium Falcon didn't have a working hyperdrive. Luke could have spent months training while the Falcon spent hours/days traveling to Bespin at relativistic speeds. Time dilation, senpai.
>>64931124
Ever been in a swamp?
Enjoy your 24 hour a day nonstop encounters with insects and arachnids
>>64931124
It felt so isolated from all the other fuckery happening all over the galaxy that I can understand that. Like a nice little getaway except it's a shitty swamp.
>>64931270
Really? The imagery of a warm cozy little hut in the heart of a dark endless swamp makes me just comfy
>>64931124
i did
>>64931287
I bet the training didn't even require Yoda hang on his back, he just used it as an excuse to molest sweet Luke.
it was Jedi Day Camp
I thought that the time the Falcon spent evading the empire before reaching cloud city was about 1-3 months
It doesnt matter
The Force is all mental
The jedi order was creating soldiers and thats why it failed dude
>>64930932
that webm is reddit-tier shit. I hope I never see it posted here again.
>>64931424
Wait what, where is this implied? I thought it was a couple weeks at most. Progression of time in SW movies got me all fucked up.
>>64931124
Empire Strikes Back being the best movie is a terribly pretentious meme but it was objectively the comfiest Star Wars movie
>>64931022
in the pines
in the pines
>>64931483
I always thought ANH was the comfiest because it functions well as a neat little self-contained story
>>64930793
about tree fiddy
>>64930909
>>64931385
>>64931394
>>64931465
Why is Dagobah Luke best Luke?
>>64931163
>>64931194
>>64931309
>>64931524
looks like Yoda just said something scandalous
>>64931581
awesome.
>>64931581
Whatever he was doing between TESB and ROTJ, it made him dramatic as fuck.
>>64931550
Sweaty and slightly buff but still cute and tiny.
>>64931361
>go to natural waterfalls and rivers
>comfy as fuck
>walk further to a marsh
>fucking mosquitoes and spiders and dragonflies and flies everywhere
>>64931465
This looks like a musical and Luke sings.
>>64931669
Did he lose his buffness in ROTJ? He looked extra small in that one.
>>64931022
Who says he sleeps?
>Where does he fuck?
EVERYWHERE
>>64930793
>>64931746
Back is slimming
>>64931124
>>64931361
>>64931385
>>64931388
>>64931680
>>64931394
It's all tainted by dark side energy so enjoy your slow decent into madness
>>64930793
>hail hydra
>>64931022
Why does Yoda have snakes all over his house?
>INT. Imperial Base
>Luke: *dressing up as a stormtrooper to save Leia*
>Random stormtrooper: Hey, you! What do you think you're doing! You're too cute to be a stormtrooper!
>Luke: *blushes* No, I'm not! I'm on duty!
>Stormtrooper: Oh yeah!? What sort of duty? You're supposed to be guarding the princess!
>Luke: A secret mission.
>Stormtrooper: How about you and I go on a secret mission in one of those cells? If you know what I mean.
>Luke: No. What do you mean?
>Stormtrooper: You know..have some fun. Bet you're skinny like that princess under that armor.
>Luke: I'm not that skinny. I'm not really a big guy either, but I believe she's skinnier. I don't know what you mean, I must be on duty.
>Stormtrooper: Are you into guys?
>Luke: Into guys? I have guy friends that I like. If you don't leave me, they'll come and save me!
>>64931816
It's why I only wear all black trenchcoats. Cuts like 200lbs
>>64931864
Dagobah snakes are chill.
>>64931388
>being completely isolated in a shithole filled with insects and giant sea monsters
>rains all day and is moist as fuck
>no way to build a solid house because the ground is shit
>incredibly strong dark side engergy that would fuck with your mind
yeah, sounds like a blast
>>64931867
Cute
>>64931867
Gay
>>64931842
>It's all tainted by dark side energy
Why would yoda live in a place like that?
>>64931856
I understood that reference.
>>64931938
Not only did it mask his power level(so that palps couldn't find him) it also allowed him to continuously test his limits and learn more about the force
>>64930916
The time gap between empire and jedi was 3 years.
>>64931842
>>64931907
>incredibly strong dark side engergy
When is that mentioned?
>>64931669
>Luke's shirt will never slide down due to the gravity as he's training upside-down
>tfw you will never see buff Luke tummy
jdimsa, family
>>64932011
I thought it was like 18 months or something
>>64931774
>>64931838
>>64931939
I don't get it. Who is this? And what's in two weeks?
>>64932011
God damn.
Why?
This scene should not have been deleted.
>>64931955
I understood THAT reference
>>64932051
So he could be brash and fail in Empire, and then be fully trained in Jedi.
>>64932026
Clone wars show and in ESB
Yoda calls the cave an evil place
>>64931938
no homo, but I really want to bite and lick those nipples.
>>64932043
Looks like someone is trying to combat the homolust by spamming Total Recall memes
>>64931883
lel I geddit
>>64932080
too gay for Lucas
>>64932080
It's cool (and its in the despecialzed edition) but it does kinda look like shit so I can see why they left it out of the theatrical cut
>>64932011
That would explain why Luke became all wise and mysterious in ROTJ, I guess.
>>64932160
>its in the despecialzed edition
Which version?
>>64932124
It's not going to woooork
>>64932206
Most recent I believe
>>64932142
I know George is an uptight faggot, but I'm pretty sure he left that scene out because Luke and Leia kiss in it. He removed two extra scenes where they kiss.
>>64932122
Oh you mean these nipples?
>>64930855
>>64932080
Probably didn't want to loop audio for the sandstorm dialogue and the scene where Luke is talking to Han over intercom in the cockpit of his x-wing before going to Dagobah basically gets the same point across but with less homolust and incestuous cheek kisses.
>>64932031
>Luke's shirt will never slide down due to the gravity as he's training upside-down
Kind of bullshit that that doesn't happen because, realistically, it would. What did they use to keep if from rolling up, tape?
>>64931052
>According to your headcanon, the reason the Jedi got destroyed by Kylo, is because their teacher wasn't an experienced combatant
>This, in connection to a movie that establishes that the Force can guide you in combat
I mean there is a sliver of a chance that Rey was instead recalling some sleeper agent shit about how to use light sabers, implanted in her brain byRevan, and it's also possible that she used the Dark Side there, but the first one would make the entire plot of the movie incredibly stupid, considering it would establish that she learned as little more than a toddler how to use a lightsaber efficiently in combat in an adult's body who didn't wield that kind of weapon for a decade at least, and the second alternative... Well a) they would have done an amazingly shit job at conveying her slipping to the Dark Side, considering how much better Luke's slips (and even Anakin's slips) were portrayed, and b) would set the new trilogy up for a massive risk take, considering they're planning to do a 180 with their franchise protagonist. And this is Disney. Those two things don't go together.
>>64932278
That strap looks like it's digging in an awful lot, almost looks painful. I'd like to remove it and kiss the whole area better, no homo.
>>64932321
I guess, but I really like the character interactions and just the look, the way everything is flapping to the wind, their costumes, the sandstorm all around them.
>>64932321
>kissing on the cheek is incestuous
>>64932329
Who knows.
Maybe they thought it would be too lewd.
>>64932316
What the fuck is that?
>>64932011
It was a bit over a year. The time gap from ANH to Empire was over 3 years.
Apparently it is supposed to be just under 5 years from beginning of ANH to the end of Jedi
ANH takes place 32 years from Phantom Menace, Empire 35 years and Jedi 36 years, canonically.
>>64932329
He was all wet and sweaty, so it was clinging to him
>>64932392
It's hard to tell if he's kissing her on the cheek or on the lips but since Georgie boy tried to erase all signs of incest it was probably to be safe.
>>64931669
>Those chunks of plastic breaking off R2s foot wheels when they drop the prop
Did that damage the leg rockets so he couldn't fly any more?
>>64930793
>How long did Luke train with Yoda?
Slightly longer than it took the Falcon to get from Hoth to Bespin at sublight speeds since they had no hyperdrive.
Who the hell knows how long that was.
>>64932392
Looked like he kissed her on the mouth desu. Why on earth would Lucas make them do that after he decided to make them siblings at that point?
>>64932448
George pls, that's not a good enough excuse.
>>64932450
>>64932490
Kissing on the mouth isn't sexual in all cultures. I know that in Germanic and Scandinavian countries, parents and siblings kiss each other on the mouth, no french kiss though.
http://strawpoll.me/6545727/
http://strawpoll.me/6545727/
http://strawpoll.me/6545727/
>>64932333
>>64932494
What was the purpose of this scene? I completly forget everything in ESB.
>>64932490
>he doesn't make out with his sister
>>64931938
>Dagobah
hide from my nigga sheev
>>64932552
Honestly he should have removed it and hung it up to dry while training. That would have made more sense
He's healing in a bacta tank after getting his shit wrecked by cave yeti
>>64932612
Fuck, somebody should've suggested that when the scenes were being filmed.
>>64932566
This is true. In the Netherlands siblings and close friends kiss on the mouth.
>>64932648
Meant to quote >>64932594 oops
>>64932252
>I'm pretty sure he left that scene out because Luke and Leia kiss in it. He removed two extra scenes where they kiss.
>>64932566
It's probably sexual in made up SW land, and it's creepier in this context because they had romantic tension for each other prior to discovering they're related.
>>64932594
It's after Luke escapes from the yeti and gets rescued from the blizzard by Han. He's close to death and he's recovering in this tank.
>>64932686
She lays one on him when he's mostly unconscious in a deleted scene at the end of TESB.
>>64932333
That's the same droid that patched up Vader in III isn't it?
>>64932686
Yeah, there's another scene where Leia kisses a passed out Luke in ESB.
Bitch couldn't keep her hands off her bro.
>>64932740
like poetry
>>64932677
That delicious black eye Luke
>>64932399
I do wonder how differently the OT would be if all of the jedi characters had the OP abilities of the PT.
>>64932745
and there is this
>>64931361
>nonstop encounters
The way you stated that, it sounds like you live in an RPG or something with random monster encounters.
>>64932670
Don't they know that the mouth has tons of bacteria and that it's inherently risky to kiss people?
>>64932278
>>64932494
>ywn sensually tease those nipples with the tip of your tongue while he moans and squirms
>>64932854
Does Chewie look like Kurt Russel to anyone else
>>64932864
anon please
>>64932855
Jesus Christ, Lucas.
>>64932790
you just KNOW
>>64932594
Because Luke crashed his speeder and his face needed surgery and Bacta.
>>64932855
So did he still not have the siblings thing worked out at this point? Did he just pull that outta his ass for ROTJ?
>>64932011
Nah, it was about 6 months. Or used to be. Iread it's changed in Disney canon, but it either halved or doubled, so still not years. ANH to ESB was 3 years.
>>64930793
I want to say a months.
The Falcon took a long time to get to Bespin at sublight speed, even if relativity meant they didn't experience too much time themselves.
Depends entirely on Disney now I guess.
>>64932854
>why did you tie me up like this, anon? What are you planning to do with me?
>w-why are you taking off your pants?
I would let 70s mark hamill take my virginity
>>64932745
>>64932864
Go on...
>>64932648
So is this section of the ship supposed to have some sort of artificial gravity fuckery to explain how the gunner seats are attached to the side of the wall at a 90 degree angle?
>>64931483
Someone claiming anything other than Empire as their favorite is grounds for immediate and permanent opinion dismissal.
>>64931124
Swamps literally smells like wet Indians
>>64932977
To be fair, I'd find it hard not to kiss him every waking moment, dat nigga is a cutie
>>64932977
Even carrie's characters are whores
POETRY
>>64932932
Yes, Gary Kurtz was the biggest Lucas critic and the series' producer and he's partly responsible for how great the first two SW movies are. During the production of RotJ, Lucas basically rewrote the entire story and Gary Kurtz left.
>>64933038
>wet Indians
Please tell me what this smells like.
>>64933076
A swamp
>>64932860
Ever been to a swamp? It basically is like that.
>>64932932
I'm convinced he didn't have anything beyond the current film he was making figured out at any point
>it's a "we pretend we are gay for Luke" thread
Can we guess how many men Fisher has been fucked by? At least 50...
>>64932855
God damn, I know that the EU turned Leia into a super slut who fell in love with three different people between telling Han she loved him and their wedding, but the actual film had elements of this too?
>Welp, Hans a coffee table, Luke, you're my favourite second place, wanna fuck?
>>64933150
Luke transcends sexuality
>>64933066
I heard George's wife at the time was his biggest critic and kept him from making really stupid decisions.
>>64933094
If Luke and Leia had grow up together, do you think she'd been the pervert molesting pedo twin who just coerced Luke into doctor games etc throughout their childhood and in their teen years took his virginity in some dominant twincest?
>>64933150
>pretend
Kill yourself.
>>64933179
Apparently her editing is the reason why ANH is even watchable.
>>64933135
They did have a story set for RotJ though. Originally, Han was even supposed to die during the second act, the Ewoks were absent, and there was no second death star. The ending was going to be very bittersweet, unlike the happy ending of what we got.
>>64933150
>pretend
If that's what you're telling yourself.
>>64932890
I can sort of see it. On a related note did you know that Kurt Russell auditioned for the role of Han? The footage is out there of the actual interview someone posted it in a SW thread years ago.
>>64933204
Most definitely.
>>64933204
>tfw leia is lena dunham
>>64933066
kek lets make a petition to bring lucas back
>>64933240
This looks like one of those photographs of vintage lesbians from the 1930s
>>64933221
This is why we need an alternate Star Wars continuity with a retelling of the OT
>>64932900
>>64933013
Those nips do look very perky and sensitive. Imagine the river of precum you could get out of him by playing with them.
>>64933228
That would have been glorious.
>>64933228
Really? I love Kurt, but I don't think he'd fit as Han.
>>64932939
It's 1 year. Technically, the opening scene with Vader arriving at the death star is 6 months, but that's the only part.
>>64933272
Judging by that recent TFA cast picture, Hamill still has distractingly perky nipples.
>>64933289
imagine if John Wayne was cast as Han Solo
>>64933355
checked
>>64930793
This is explained in the comics.
>>64933204
>Leia performing prostate exams on a clueless innocent Luke
muh dick
>>64933378
Are they canon?
>>64933355
>a non-pointing Mark getting dubs
Unfortunate.
>>64931746
That was little Luke. The bigger Luke was a clone.
>>64933161
Celebrities? Probably 250+
>>64933179
The common theory is that the special edition is Lucas going back and putting the things his wife laughed at back into the films as a big fuck you to her post divorce.
>>64933341
Ew desu
I can't imagine anyone but Ford being Han, which is why this new Han prequel movie Disney is gearing up to do is a shit idea.
rare ford
>>64933502
top kek
>>64933502
If that's true then holy shit Lucas is a faggot
>>64933271
It's not going to happen. Disney is too focused on pandering to the established SW nostalgia, and won't alter the established movies. Maybe we'll see influences of it in the new movies, but I doubt it.
>>64933210
Luke originally did a second pass after initially missing the exhaust port before Lucas; wife edited it down.
She was the one who turned his ideas into a good film.
>>64933545
It's not funny when we are the ones stuck with George's shitty ideas.
>>64933221
Here's a little something from the concept art for jedi. See if you can spot it.
>>64933553
>toy sales kept han alive
It's like this series was destined to be sold to the biggest merchandise shillers on the planet.
>>64933594
Well those special bus editions aren't the definitive ones.
>>64933615
magical train?
>>64933615
Dexter is that you?
>>64930793
It's irrelevant. You clearly see that they had a montage.
>>64933274
I found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nix_PID3oiA
>>64933502
God damn it man, Lucas is a fucking hack
>>64933272
>Those nips do look very perky and sensitive.
I wonder if he's so sensitive there that the scratchy Dagobah shirt distracted him. He probably wears loose robes all the time for a reason.
>ywn reach your hand into his robe and play with his nipples as he turns into a blushing moany mess
>>64933701
Damn...
Well The Thing might not have had him if he was cast as Han so it's probably for the best.
>>64933615
knowing that george was probably pitching a retro 50s planet hence this concept art actually makes me glad we got endor and ewoks
>>64933526
Is that a fucking Dalek in the background?
>>64933701
Based Russel
>>64933594
The shitty edits can be ignored. Luckily we live in an age where the unaltered versions are available for download.
What's white and cover Fisher's dressing room?
Coke.
>>64930793
Long…Far, Far.
>>64933829
you'd think hed wash the shit off the end of his finger after poking it in lukes bum before he started eating chocolates
>>64933635
>It's like this series was destined to be sold to the biggest merchandise shillers on the planet.
I know
Its almost like making moves is a business and they care about money.
Disgusting
>>64933867
She has bipolar disorder, right?
TPM: Year 0
AotC: Year 10
TCW: Year 10
RotS: Year 13
Rebels/Spark of Rebellion: Year 27
Rebels: Siege of Lothal: Year 28
ANH: Year 32
ESB: Year 35
RotJ: Year 36
TFA: Year 66
There.
>>64933864
Get it together, Luke!
>>64933910
Not that I know of, just a whore and coke addict
>>64933909
>HURRR
>>64933658
Nope.
>>64933910
Yeah she does.
>>64933772
Sometimes I get the feeling George didn't even have anything to do with SW and just stole the idea from someone else. He seems insane enough.
>>64931052
Luke already taught himself basic Force shit like telekenesis, and likely did a lot of lightsaber drills.
His training with Yoda was basically physical + force fundamentals.
>>64933735
>>64933735
The tight shirt would have stayed in place and not had much of an effect really, especially since it lacked sleeves that would make it move around with his arms.
If anything the loose robes gently brushing against them when he moved was more likely be "distracting".
>>64933953
Webm
>>64933921
So then what the fuck was Luke doing between ANH and ESB for 3 fucking years? Hiding from Vader on Hoth? Why the fuck didn't Obi-Wan wait 3 years to tell him there's a furry, green faggot that happens to be the grandmaster of all Jedi knowledge?
>>64934014
>>64934014
>Han fucked them both
You just KNOW
>>64931022
The sleeping loft
>>64934059
at the same time
>>64934049
Busy doing alliance shit and practicing force/lightsaber technique. Also Obi Wan is a dramatic old fuck who only shows up with info in dire situations.
>>64934049
Fighting the Empire I assume, there's always been a large gap between ANH and ESB.
As for Obi-Wan, Anakin was a good friend, Luke was not. Also Obi-Wan is kind of a dick, he can't even go into a bar without cutting someone's arm off.
Did they fuck?
Is Luke a grey jedi?
>>64934122
Yoda probably coerced him into lewd situations under the guise of "training"
>>64934122
it;s heavily implied in the lore
>>64933150
Get out.
>>64934156
No, George despised the concept of the grey jedi when he heard about KoTOR 2. He threw a shit fit saying his universe is black and white good vs evil.
There is a very good chance that George is personally responsible for KoTOR 3 being a MMO instead of the real deal.
>>64934200
This gif gets smaller every time I see it posted.
>>64934156
Yes, he's a lot like Qui-Gon, bit of a maverick that does what he wants.
>>64933337
>Judging by that recent TFA cast picture, Hamill still has distractingly perky nipples.
Anybody have this?
>>64930855
He's seen some shit.
>>64933910
Yes.
>>64933953
Cheeky.
>>64934230
It's funny because Qui-Gon exists and Disney already said Luke has a balance between light/dark.
>>64930857
Is this the infamous "glance" that Jared Fogle was referring to?
>>64933921
I notice you split rebels, but tcw takes place over several years too.
>>64934256
like a naked Luke?
