>From the producers of....
>based on a true story
>From the mind of....
>>64907378
>From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan
>From the visionary director...
>"a triumph!"
"Voted best new film at the Sundance film festival!"
>"From the studio that brought you..."
Hello meme boys
From a producer that saw Shrek.
>It's a blast
>a riveting tale
>heartwarming story
>[known actor] is [positive accolade]
>>64907327
dumb drakeposter
>>64907624
>delightful romp
*****
*****
****
****
*****
*****
**********
>NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA
>the best movie of the year!
Honest guys, what's the single most infuriating thing the voice over guy has said that made you instantly despise a movie?
>Fart the poopducers of...
>>64907730
>Starring Amy Shumer
>from the producers who saw ...
>From the guys that brought you....
>from the guys who brought you...
>>64907624
>a boring slog
>12 years in the making!
>>64907327
>from the producer who saw__
>"not as good as the first one"
>from that one friend that borrowed money from you 2 years ago and still hasn't paid you back...
>New York times bestseller
>It's a big movie
>THIS SUMMER, PREPARE TO BE [pun on the title]
>An unnecessary, sub-par remake
>>64907729
it's just january 15
>it will leave you breathless
>>64907624
>A glib facsimile
>winner of the golden toe in the floppensauder festival
>"charming characters" J.K. Typing.
>"8.6" IMDB
>"a story that will leave you breathless" Tymothy McBane
>>64907730
>"Certified fresh"
>feel-good story of the year
Pretty sure none of these really exist outside of these threads.
No one ever posts examples, it's just memes
>It's an emotional rollercoaster!
>>64907875
that's fake for sure
>certified fresh
*record skips*
>a Spike Lee joint
>golden globe nominated
>>64908103
Clean your fucking room what the fuck
>Palme d'Or official selection
>From the guys who watched every action movie ever made
>>64908103
Jesus Christ, that thumb
>Audiences everywhere are calling...
>>64908103
Is that a plastic hand?
>>64908157
>Focking...
>director so and so says it's an amazing film
>critic retard claims it to be the movie of the year
>actor faggot believed the characters were immersive
>Gayle King from O Magazine calls it...
>>64908103
>certified smeagol hand
>>64908103
did you hit your thumb with a hammer multiple times throughout your childhood?
> ''bigger and better than the last one''
>>64909270
>Bigger, longer and uncut
>>64909303
THIS FILM HAS A BIGGER AND BADDER BOSS BIGGER EXPLOSIONS MORE FIGHT SCENES THIS WILL DEFINITELY MAKE IT A BETTER FILM
eugh
they basically did this with TFA with the deathstar yet it blew up just as easily lol
>And
>In the role of a lifetime
>Gary Oldman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWyj6l_FnLk
>>64908103
>>64908103
literally grotesque Quasimodo tier
>>64908103
Are you a literal troll?
>>64909621
role of a lifetime?
>all these Redditfriends who have never seen the ogre thread
Wow
>>64910549
When will they learn
>>64908103
>3.5 stars from Roger Ebert
>>64911019
>Two thumbs up
>>64908103
Been on this website for almost a decade.
>we found him/it
>>64910551
>I spend every day of my life shitposting on /tv/
>I don't spend every day of my life shitposting on multiple boards
lmao
>>64910845
>being this new
>>64910845
agreed
>From Carlo Ponti, the man who brought you 'Dr. Zhivago'
>>64907812
top kek
>>64907673
Chud Rockingham is pussy slayer
>AAA Movies
>>64908103
That foot makes me hate feet
>>64911222
>>64908103
DELETE THIS
>>64907354
>he doesn't like movies based on a true story
>>64914053
Not if it'sWW2 Germany
>>64914053
I don't like movies """""based""""" on true stories
>>64914085
Edgy.
>>64914169
>I like le shit Americans-stole-Enigma submarine movie
Die.
>>64914275that's my point you retard
>bringing friends
>>64908055
Have you ever even seen a movie trailer?
The point of these threads isn't giving "proof" either, it's just pointing silly stuff out. We don't need proof because most of us actually watch films and have seen these tropes already.
>>64908103
Did you sew your big toe onto your hand?
>>64914298Oh.
>>64914537
I don't watch films.
>>64907709
Laughed way too hard
>>64914624
You're on the right board, then.
>>64915176
>>64908103
Are you that guy from The Machinist?
>>64908103
hows the digging going
>>64908103
>>>64908141 >>64908170 >>64908263 >>64908807 >>64908951 >>64910221 >>64910368 >>64910485 >>64910995 >>64911222 >>64912127 >>64913971 >>64914556 >>64915176 >>64915270 >>64915315
>File: mad max blu-ray.jpg (3.29 MB, 3024x5376)
that's a foot idiot
you can tell by the lower fleshy protressions
>Wachowski Siblings
>guy who wasn't director or producer
>FROM THE CREATOR OF
>>64915176
>>64908103
The hell is wrong with your room and your hand.
>>64915573
He's just using a glove as a fucking joke.
>from the head animator of shrek
>>64907762
>from the guy lives next to the producers
>>64907875
Spike Lee's best film tbqh
>critics are raving about
I remember a dvd of Freddie Got Fingered that had a lot of one word reviews in the cover. "Good" "Great" "Best" something like that. Like it took only one word from all the bad reviews. Was pretty funny but can't find it in Google Images.
>this is the movie they DONT want you to see!
>a tour de force
>a tour de france
>>64915491
why not just wear jeans at that point
>>64907599
Kek.
>IN A WORLD....
>>64907855
This one kills me, every time.
>From the boom mic operator of...
>>64919331
>THIS SUMMER
>>64908141
>>64908170
>>64908263
>>64908807
>>64908951
>>64910221
>>64910368
>>64910485
>>64910995
>>64911222
>>64912127
>>64914556
>>64915270
>>64915315
>>64915573
>this meme is literally less than a year old
>all these people are actually THIS new that they weren't even here for 2015
I thought the whole "reddit users coming to /tv/" thing was a joke...
>directed by none other than...
>Over x youtube trailer views
>From a guy that knows of Stephen Spielberg
>>64908103
Someone tell me they have a screencap of the original thread
>>64908103
>>64920015
Not real, isn't it?
>A masterpiece!
>>64920338
>>64921251
no way
>>64908103
>Newfags don't remember this
>From the man who read the definition of "Kinography" one time
>>64907730
When the movie is supposed to be horror or intense action and he says 'PG-13'. Give me a break.
>>64908103
Can't believe you fags can't remember this
Dumping screen caps
I hate the commercials that show a theater audience get startled or the after the show audience opinions.
>>64907327
Are there any producers that actually make a noticeable difference?
There are tons of shitty movies "produced" by famous directors like Spielberg, Scott, Jackson, even Cameron. Sometimes you'll have shitty movies with like 9 really famous producers. Seems like companies just do it for marketing.
>>64922568
Yeah, I'd think the director or writer would matter more. We never hear about the writer in ads. Unless maybe it's based on a book.
Fucking newfags
REEEEEEE
>This January, comes the newest gut-busting comedic romp from critically acclaimed director Adam Sandler!
>Get ready for Sandler as you've never seen him before, in his newest film, he plays a manchild that for some reason, everyone loves!
>Giggle like a fucking retard as he makes pee, poop, fart, and dick jokes with a lovable cast of quirky characters!
>Audiences everywhere are absolutely RAVING about this top o' the charts comedy, here's are some quotes! "It was really funny, in a get stabbed and slowly bleed to death sort of way" "I really liked the part where Adam Sandler's character punched the old lady in the face while Kevin James and Rob Schneider jerked off in the background" "I didn't feel like committing suicide"
>Make sure not to miss out on this year's hottest new film!
>"FUCK YOU, GIVE US YOUR MONEY 3" Coming to a theater near YOU!
>From the hilarious duo that bought you
>from the producers of It Ain't Me meme
>>64922747
>them fucking fingers?
>4 of the 6 writers
>>64922748
this really wasn't that funny, you kinda overdid it. You should apologize for wasting my time.
>>64923100
>>64922747
Fugg. Did we find out where this guy actually lived? Is he okay?
>>64923339
He rents his "room"
>>64915781
Is this movie any good?
>>64909621
how the fuck did this get made
>>64922907
Out of curiosity, was that shot actually in the film?
>four stars
>laurel leaves
>>64909621
Based Tiptoes
>from the producers of Frozen
saw this a while ago, do people seriously not know Disney now?
>>64921251
>try watching this
>looks like fucking trash the instant the movie comes on screen
>try to tough it out
>some girls asking her friend if she ever goes to "bee"
>NOPE so hard subspace fractures
>>64922568
>Are there any producers that actually make a noticeable difference?
>...based on the novel Push by Sapphire
>from the makers of The Anvil Hoarder (1930)
>>64925014
>>64915781
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE THINGS
>From the niggers who mugged you and had sex with your gf last night...
>>64925881
oh, so it's a movie by jews
>>64925558
Joel Coen
>it is [...] a very [...] good [...] movie
>>64917756
it's shopped idiot
>From the minds of Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence
>From the producer's second cousin twice removed...
>>64917756
those are jeans
>>64907599
>18 Star Wars movies in 1
>starring Arnold Schwarzenigger
>tv spot for a movie
>back in black starts playing
>The version children love
>>64926124
>critic: This movie is not good
>trailer: "THIS MOVIE IS [...] GOOD" - Critic
>hard science fiction movie
>Beastie Boys begins playing
>>64921251for the lulz
>Trailer for a sequel.
>"The Boys are Back in Town" starts playing
>>64907327
>kendrick meme
>>64925014
Looks like a terrible ripoff of stephen chow movies.
Just watch kung fu hustle...
>>64908103
I remember this guy. He was the guy digging a tunnel and living in secret in somebody's house. Kek he was a literal troll.
>>64907729
I love that Tommy Wiseau put this in the The Room trailer, even though there was no one to attribute the quote to
>the book was better
>>64929176
It is 4/5 times
>>64922747
SHREK COME BACK
>>64926960
What a titcow
>>64907870
BLACKED
*record scratch*
