what the hell is happening!?
they're dropping like flies!
it got really cold this last week
seriously that's why
>>64879822
MOD STICKY THIS SHIT
>>64879822
everyone super famous is just about 70 because of the 60s
>>64879895
She was married to that?!?
I actually remember reading about them a few months ago, that's a shame.
What a shitty week.
>>64879922
This.
Next one is Brendan.
>>64879874
He's here.
Literally who?
>>64879926
he fucked her she was still a loli
>>64879822
Nigga who gives a shit about this faggot
>>64879822
Fukushima is starting to give everyone over 60 cancer.
>>64879926
yeah, and he always looked super old compared to her.
Looks like his heart couldn't go on
>>64880159
Wasn't he only famous for being like 50 years older than her?
First David Bowie's ex-wife's ex-husband dies and now this?
Has death gone too far?
this is the worst year ever like the previous.
every celebrity dies
Took him long enough
>>64880000
Them's fightin quads
>>64879822
I'm glad this pedo is dead
>>64879822
I remember him fighting cancer since like 2000 or something.
>>64879822
When did Celine Dion marry Gary Glitter?
>>64880000
quads of death.
>>64879822
WILL HIS HEART GO ON?
>>64879822
Met her when she was 12
married for 20 years.
talk about kinky
He'll be fine
people are finding out about the dorouku liov.. an ancient art used to kill people from your thoughts.. someone must have spoiled information to the wrong people.. it was just a question of time i suppose
>>64880000
Now you've gone and done it!
>>64880000
He'll die some time between after his 64'th birthday and his eventual 88th birthday.
>>64880000
hell be fine
>>64879874
Dude lived in Las Vegas for the last 10 years
>>64880091
He's had cancer for iver 15 years. No fukushima shit here
>>64879822
Stop. Is he actually important?
David Bowie... Alan Rickman. I understand
But Celine Dion's husband's dog's sitter's former roommate?
>>64881466
Vegas can get cold at night, being a desert and all.
>>64879822
i remember as a kid i always wondered why the fuck she was dating some guys 30 years her senior
>>64879822
haven't they been together for so long that he even famously took her v-card? I think she met him when she was like twelve and he was almost forty or something.
>>64881552
Yephe was my hero
>>64881530
He's the guy that made Dion famous.
>>64881552
Dude this is a serious case of projecting your fantasies, get help
>>64881618
No, this isn't some weird fantasy.
Dion first met her husband and manager, René Angélil, in 1980, when she was 12 and he was 38, after her brother, Michel Dondalinger Dion, sent him a demonstration recording of "Ce n'était qu'un rêve", or "It Was Only a Dream/Nothing But A Dream", a song she, her mother the former Thérèse Tanguay, and her brother Jacques Dion had jointly written and composed. They began a relationship in 1987 and became engaged in 1991. They married on 17 December 1994
>>64881552
Geez, just googled that shit. Did you know that she was just as ugly when she was twelve?
>>64881618
he's actually right though. But he didn't fuck her back then. According to Dion that happened on April 30, 1988:
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a36984/18-celebrities-on-losing-their-virginity/
>>64881552
I wish I could do this.With boys.
>>64879822
Who?
>>64881614
That's true. Still, Canada needs to apologize for her.
Good one less boomer
>>64879822
>Celine Dion's husband
who gives a fuck
he was also like 40 years older than her
OH NO! NOT HIM!
>>64881699
>>64881750
that's fucked up
>>64879822
The first sign of the apocalypse is the stars falling
FUCK ME HE WAS MY FAVORITE CELINE DION'S HUSBAND!!!!
>>64882322
>not choosing pepitos
>>64879822
haha is that seriously the headline?
forever known as celine dion's husband
great accomplishment
>>64880405
Dubs and I'll tell death to stop.
>>64879822
There's a cancer epidemic in Hollywood
>>64880000
checked for death
>>64880000
holy fug
>>64880000
JUST
>>64880000
what have you done
>>64880000
Delete this. please
>>64882263
Funny enough, by all accounts she went after him like a hawk.
>>64879922
And they had shit lifestyles so around 70 is pretty much were they'll get. Same generally applies to anons on 4chan, but their biggest killer will be loneliness.
>>64880000
JUST
>>64883467
Kinda neat. It's like when you hear about parental incest and find out that it's actually the daughter who was the aggressor
>>64879822
When you're married to a French Canadian woman, death is a mercy.
>>64879822
Shit like this always happens in 3s
>All this news of people my dads age dying of cancer
>my dad is fighting cancer
Tim Curry is next
>>64884394
hell be fine
>>64884394
I'm sorry m8
>>64884510
>>64884513
Thanks, Anons..
>>64880000
Fraser or Dassey?
>>64884394
time to get a new daddy anon
>>64880000
trips and Brendan is saved
>>64881283
>talk about kinky
he had this degenerate look on his face at the wedding like I WAAAAITED I WAAIIIIIIITED
>>64884394
It's a good thing anon, cancer is filling it's quota with these guys so you're dad will be fine
>>64884394
if 2 he dies next week
I dont know about you guys but here in France we already buried 2 celebrities last week.
A-at least no shooting so far
>>64879822
>HE HUNGERS
I still miss Lemmy
>>64880000
>>64884749
>>64879822
>revelations 6:13
>and the stars of the sky fell to the earth, as a fig tree casts its unripe figs when shaken by a great wind.
SOON.
>>64880033
13 I think it was. What a true pioneer, Renee was. Consent in Canada at the time was 14 but Renee was her guardian at the time, or his wife at the time was. He was 35 and she was 13.
>>64879822
old people with cancer die news at 11
>>64880000
JUST
>>64880000
>>64885591
Happiest day of their lives.
>>64884394
Tell me if he drops any good loot.
He was two days short from turning 74
>>64879822
MAGIC MEME69
>>64879874
is your mom the weatherman in your house?
>>64879926
DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
>>64880000
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>64884394
>tfw my dad is a drunk who'll die any month now
>>64884394
same feel he's 66
>>64880000
DELET THIS
>>64880033
A true hero for /tv/
>>64880000
Thank you for killing Brendan, asshole.
>>64880000
pls no
>>64885591
Didn't know she married Uncle Phil.
>>64881618
At least take a few more psychology classes before you start e-diagnosing. You sound like an asshole.
>>64889359
>tfw he's still alive, so help him while you still can
>tfw he's your dad and he helped give life to him and you owe him everything
The man was fucking his cash cow since she was 14.
Living the dream
>>64879822
RIP ugly bob
>>64880000
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRANDON NOOOO
>>64880005
What is this?
>>64889359
>tfw my dad OD'd over a decade ago
>>64879822
Its always groups of 3.
Remember
>Jackson
>Mayes
>Ed McMann
>>64880349
And for fucking her in her prime (13 years old).
>>64882322
kek t.b.h.
>>64879822
No old man is safe this year
guys, Tera Wray just died. you know... Wayne Static's wife. She killed herself. Couldn't live without new Static-X music!
>>64880000
saving brendan with these trips of god
>>64880000
NO
NOT MORE MEME MAGIC
