ITT: "Comedians" who aren't funny.
>MY MATE DAVE
>WHITE PEOPLE
>I MEAN COME ON
>IT'S 2016
>LMAO
YOU
KEP??!?!
>>64718728
ITT: "comedians" who think shouting is funny
ITT: "comedians" who are liberal leftie retards
ITT: "comedians" who act two generations younger than they look
Jo Brand,
Sarah Millican,
Micheal McIntyre,
That bald cunt from Mock The Week,
James Cordan,
Ed Byrne,
Al Murray,
Miranda Hart,
Ross Noble,
Micky Flanagan,
Pic related
>>64718814
>being this assmad
If you don't laugh at this bit then you're a soulless prick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tArmHN4j3qQ
>>64718814
He used to have talent.
Then he got mad that white people dared to repeat the "niggers and black people" routine.
Now he be stickin' it to whitey.
(And also richer and more famous than 99% of white people, but I guess we ignore that part.)
>>64718866
>it's a "sperglord is physically incapable of not being an annoying little faggot and bringing up politics in every single post" episode
cancer personified.
Chuck Bartel fucking sucks.
>>64718874
Dude, emasculation. LMAO
>>64718728
Frankie Boyle but he isn't a comedian any more.
>>64718951
i think you are the sperg
his material is heavily political and most of it is just him opining rather than making jokes.
preaching instead of jesting is directly related to the thread and is relevant.
so why don't you fuck off and suck my big black hairy cheese covered feet.
Daniel tosh is a piece of shit but at least he knows how to market himself towards 12 year olds with autism...
by that logic is he /tv/ approved?
>>64718904
More of these please
>>64718902
Omg q bit about micheal jackson being a pedophile lololol XD SO ORIGINAL YOU ARE A FAGGOT AND HES A HACK
>>64719120
Tosh is at least kind of funny. His show is unwatchably shit tho
>>64719120
Brickleberry was good but Malloy was the worse character
>>64719106
Nigger which one are you talking about, there were like 5 comedians posted before you made that comment
And anyway, pointing out their political affiliation as a downside and not critiquing the material itself is the true mark of the pleb
>>64718902
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
Muthafucka
>>64719104
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA
Any comedian with a musical instrument or puppet
>>64718930
Richer and famous then 99% of white people? That literally makes no fucking sense you moron
DUDE WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxnPZ_na6A
>>64718904
and the winners of that round are Frankie, Hugh and *guest* either the one leg guy or that fat black woman.
imagine i posted a picture of the irish guy i cant remember his name.
>all comedians who are women
I hate Andy Parsons with all my being, really think the TV has broken when he's on.
>>64719583
Nah fuck off, he is
>>64719610
hello, reddit!
>>64719408
>>64719352
there were two posted
and it was linked to the op
so i couldn't have made it more obvious
i'm sorry that i'm not up to your standards of debate, i must have been wrong to assume people would be familiar with his work to understand i was making a point about his routines being extremist political rants rather than anything actually amusing
>>64718990
>unironically hating amy schumer
go back to reddit, faggot
>>64719583
damn i was just about to post.
>>64719639
Hey, whats up?
>>64719583
>LOL THEISM HAHA I MYSELF DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD HAHAHA
>>64719352
if a person just states their political beliefs it's not funny, especially if it's super safe PC beliefs
if they have really funny political beliefs then it could work
>>64719660
this desu
the anti-schumer circlejerk is reddit tier
>HAHA LOOK AT THIS VIDEO I FOUND ON FUNNYJUNK
>THIS WAS MY MATE DAVE'S REACTION
>*HILARIOUS FUNNY VOICE*
>AT LEAST HE WASN'T THIS GUY!
>Funnyjunk .gif reaction images spammed on screen
>"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT"
Every fucking Russel Howard show ever.
>>64719610
>>64719583
he was funny
then he became an athiest
thats when he lost much of his wit in my opinion because he just goes on and on about it.
do something funny instead.
oh here is why noahs ark wasnt true. no way fucking serious?
>>64718904
sheeeeit I literally wrote both of these posts and this >>64718860
you fuckers are supposed to create more yourselves, the meme formula is already there
L I T T L E L E G E N D
>CTRL + F
>No Seth Green
that nigga aint funny for shit
>>64718990
>>64719104
>>64719120
Shitty opinions, go back to reddit
>>64719459
its 2016
come on /tv/
its 2016
take off your shoes.
>>64719774
he's also not a comedian
>>64719760
Just because you're a flyover christfag who gets triggered every time someone makes fun of your fairytales doesn't mean the bit wasn't funny, Noahs Ark routine was top tier comedy.
The GOAT coming through
>>64719874
>>64719874
i too browse reddit sir
*tips hat*
>>64719518
>women cant be funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE_00j-wfLA&index=9&list=LLthN3FnuY07ng_SadJ1T1SA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHbPeRvcIc&index=8&list=LLthN3FnuY07ng_SadJ1T1SA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92dLXSbrmak&index=7&list=LLthN3FnuY07ng_SadJ1T1SA
>>64719660
>>64719801
>defending amy "vaginas lol" "us women amirite" vacuum
>>64719763
Oh my god I just watched some of his videos and I couldn't stop cringing, I had to turn that shit off.
What the fuck britian?
>>64719518
>>64718728
>play youtube video on show
>repeat content of youtube video in high pitched childish voice
>rinse and repeat until rich
kermit the frog faced cunt hit the bloody jackpot
>>64719874
Mate, have you ever actually paid attention to Ricky Gervais ever? Go on his twitter right now, I bet he's complaining about religion in some form or another. He's the living embodiment of the fedora atheist meme. I'm an atheist myself and I can't fucking stand him.
>>64719874
i'm not religious at all
i just thought it was too easy
its like if he went out and said oh guys uh did you hear about santa? you know he isnt real? how could he fly round the world its way too big.
it wouldn't be funny its just stupid.
he should have done more about the pamphlet for poofters.
>>64719920
pic related its you
>>64720026
Yeah and I don't give a single fuck because no one is forcing me or you to read his twitter feed
>>64719908
Biggest ass kisser in Hollywood!
DUDE SHOES LMAO
>>64719518
They're not all bad, most of the ugly ones are good.
>>64718728
Hang on, that guy's a comedian? I thought he was one of those "hey let's have a random sort-of-celebrity on our panel show tonight to try and up the ratings" type deals. He hasn't said a funny thing once.
>>64719408
Fuck off Bill Bailey is literally god tier.
>>64719942
>i had a baby
>don't buy me jewellery
>ok i actually really really like PC.
>>64718902
>"I know! Screaming it will make it funny!"
>>64719979
Her show is not like that. Its pretty funny actually
>>64720249
>He hasn't said a funny thing once.
It's actually amazing. There must be some kind of conspiracy.
>>64720064
>its like if he went out and said oh guys uh did you hear about santa? you know he isnt real? how could he fly round the world its way too big.
>it wouldn't be funny its just stupid.
Isn't the whole point of militant atheism for comedy's sake just that? Pointing out the absurdity of billions of adults believing santa-tier stories because of childhood conditioning and adult stubbornness.
Not exactly the highest point of comedy but it's pretty embarrassing to call it 'too easy' when you don't seem to understand it.Tips fedora etc
>>64720389
>Its pretty funny
Reddit my man! What's up
>>64720389
The show is called INSIDE AMY SCHUMER
how can you pretend like it isn't about her vagina when that's literally what the title is
>>64720655
INSIDE HER HEAD IDIOT
inside her HEAD
>>64720703
yes I TOTALLY believe thats what the title is referencing when she only ever talks about her pussy and asshole
>It's a 'I can't make believe you're my best friend who would parrot all my opinions back at me over a beer' comedian.
>>64720753
What is an Innuendo?
>>64719264
>>64719430
Why are you so upset
>>64718990
she's fine
>>64720825
a bottom shelf joke
>>64719104
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAABBAABABAHAH:":'(?':':_:!?@?#'9':@=!=".;..NIGGERJJJSNSNZNjNNznznshit
all of them
comics are trash
>>64719104
>>64719583
neck yourselves
>>64718728
this edgelord
>>64719835
>>64719104
Anyone else think Jimmy Carr would make a decent Joker in a future Batman film?
>>64721387
>That month this cunt was the hottest shit on /tv/ before he did his bit on gun control.
>>64721511
who is that
Crucify me.
>>64721772
hello reddit
>>64721511
>>64721721
David Spade
>>64721806
There you go.
>>64721721
Iliza Shlesinger
>>64721772
I was going to post Patrice O'neal but I can't be assed defending myself.
Goodnight.
>>64718728
butthurt ukucks
>>64719518
>>64719942
thanks for proving his point
>>64723712
is it me or does that picture have a crazy high resolution
>>64721511
Is that what cutfags look like?
Why would you even considered something so mutilated and deformed as a penis. Literally cripples, I feel like I'm looking at a burn victim and just feeling sorry for them.
>>64723931
>>64721387
You might be the dumbest human being on the fucking planet.
>>64724090
thats so HD it hurts
>>64721772
Hating on one one the hest comedians to ever hold the mic, plus his TV show was God tier
>>64718990
Retard who's never seen any of her material detected
>>64719120
His TV show is shit but his stand-up is actually good honestly
>>64721511
Is that Seth Green?
>>64718904
I don't really watch english comedians are they really this cucked?
>>64724275
>>64718728
>>64718814
>>64718860
>>64718748
>>64718874
>>64718990
>>64719120
>>64719518
>>64719583
>>64719742
>>64719774
>>64719814
>>64719908
>>64719920
>>64719942
>>64719927
>>64720006
>>64720009
>>64720009
>>64720184
>>64721387
>>64721772
GOOD MORNING REDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>64719874
He uses props for the Noahs Arc bit. Ricky Gervais literally uses props such as childrens books and slideshows for his "comedy". That makes him a prop comic, Carrot Top tier. Ricky is the worlds biggest and most overrated hack when it comes to stand up.
>>64718874
>That bald cunt from Mock The Week
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL!
>>64725127
>Ricky Gervais
British Joe Rogan mode?
>>64725457
>comparing Gervais to Rogan
Joe Rogan is the meathead jesus of our generation
>>64725596
Gervais is worse than Rogan.
>>64722691
She's hot, but not funny at all. Her "comedy" enrages me.
>>64722691
literally nada kamil teir
>>64718874
isn't this twat like 40 years old or thereabouts?
>>64725766
By farrr
>>64721387
God damn your right that guy is a massive hack.
>DUDE RETARDS LMAO
>DUDE GUNS=BAD STRAYA=GUD LMAO
>DUDE MY TERRIBLE SITCOM GOT CANCELLED LMAO
>>64721387
>this edgelord
He's an average Aussie bloke. It isn't an act.
Source: My life as a convict.
>>64719120
His stand up is good, it's Tosh.0 that is horrible as fuck.
>>64725945
>>64726056
>>64721387
Hahah he brings up genuine points about gun control while in a funny presentation and suddenly he's an unfunny hack.
Fucking ameritards and their gun worship, just amazing.
>>64718728
obligatory
>>64719518
Honestly, women comedians who don't get caught up in being a "woman comedian" are generally alright. It's the ones who feel like they have to mention their vagina in every set because they're "breaking down taboos" or some shit, they give other women a bad name.
>>64719583
Great comedy writer, shit comedy actor.
If he didn't insist on inserting himself in everything he writes, I'd have much more respect for him.
>>64728183
for example Tina Fey
>>64728356
Tina Fey's pretty funny when she stays away from feminism and tells actual jokes. Unfortunately, she seems to find this physically impossible (plus a decent portion of her fanbase only like her because she's a feminist).
>>64728585
He was good on spicks and specks but now it's just "muh leg"
>>64728677
>Tina Fey's pretty funny when she stays away from feminism and tells actual jokes. Unfortunately, she seems to find this physically impossible (plus a decent portion of her fanbase only like her because she's a feminist).
Tell me her jokes.
>>64728769
He was only good because he didn't talk much beyond asking questions. Now he goes on these cringeworthy, "a youtube clip of this will probably go viral," populist monologues and I just want to smash his face in. Even the other two guys on The Last Leg give off the sense that they really don't think he's very funny either.
>>64719518
>>64728183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeCSKygKOQE
Bill Burr?
Anybody on Comedy Central. It's entirely lost the Comedy part of its name.
actually stand up comedy is always awful, even if done by talented writers. see larry david stand up performances for example. cringeworthy.
Now Curb is the best thing ever made.
>>64729659
it was never good.
>>64729659
What about chapelle
>>64718814
How does this talentless nigger keep getting work?
>>64729344
Holy shit, that impression was almost TOO accurate.
>>64729753
awful.
>>64718990
I find it hard to believe out of all the women in stand up clubs this was the funniest one they could make famous
>>64719660
>>64719801
>>64720972
>>64724788
>>64725022
>trainwreck comes out
>everyone shitposts about this degenerate unfunny cuntrag
>months later, we all like her
Never change, /tv/ ;^)
> stand up comedy was never good
it's shit if youre watching it alone in your room on youtube. stand up is a medium that only really works in person
>>64718728
All of them. Comedians aren't funny anymore.
>>64721772
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8 str8 no h8 can def rel8
>>64730176
I think it's just a very difficult medium. I'd say less than 10% of professional stand-up comedians I've seen have been funny enough to be worth paying money to see. The majority have one good joke they end up telling at every gig for a year, passed out with recycled or directly plagiarised jokes to fill time.
>>64719518
Bamford and Tig are good stand-ups
>>64723712
Yes, probably in the top 5 of improv right now.
>>64730574
this
ive seen so many millionaire comedians that are just okay at best. only a few make me chuckle let alone laugh
Mike Epps
Why do Brits lap up jaded cynicism and confuse it for irony or intelligent humor?
99% of British humor these days is just smugly saying things people aged 18-31 will agree with, but semi-angrily and in a loud, monotonous drone.
>>64725596
Joe Rogan is an unfunny moron beloved by Reddit for some godforsaken reason. He is so goddamn stupid it hurts.
>>64730574
Exactly. You learn it entirely from being on stage. It's not like writing for a show where you can just cut out the stuff that isn't funny. You need to test all of the material in front of an audience and try not to bomb.
>>64730765
they've been permanently jaded and cynical ever since they lost their empire.
>>64731355
Patrice O'Neal on Brit comedians
"You all think you're 5 years ahead of American comics when you're actually 10 years behind"
>>64731529
HEY
MY DAD WAS FROM IRELAND AND MY MOM WAS FROM SPAIN
SO WHEN I SEE A CHORIZO SAUSAGE, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO EAT IT
OR SHOVE IT UP MY ASS
>>64718990
I happen to like her and her standup. The sketch show? not so much
>>64720009
arguably the reason SNL wasn't canceled
>>64728249
this
>>64731529
I miss Patrice :'c
>>64732011
>I happen to like her and her standup.
are you even aware of the better comedians you could be watching or do you just enjoy being a pleb?
>>64732243
Sometimes we're all sitting in a breakroom unable to change the channel
>>64720009
At the thumbnail I thought it was the SHOES comedian.
>>64718814
retard
>>64726775
This. Jeffries is fucking hysterical.
>>64719518
>>64719583
>>64719671
Aint that the truth, he thinks comedy is his annoying laugh which make me wanna stab him in the throat.
Mostly just whines about how it's George Lucas's fault for everything.
>>64719908
so.fucking.punchable.
>>64729455
His accent and nasally voice is more offputting than the material.
>>64720026
Underrated post.
>>64724086
The fat one is terribly unfunny but the other one is ok.
>>64725127
Truth.
>>64725457
Joe rogan at least has charm, ricky has none.
>>64718874
>Jo Brand,
Good
>Sarah Millican,
Dog Shit
>Michael McIntyre,
Trash
>Dara O'Briain,
I like him
>James Cordan,
Glad this Peter Kay clone isn't on my bong-tube anymore.
>Ed Byrne,
Dylan Moran wannabe, still likable
>Al Murray,
One joke man, trash him
>Miranda Hart,
She's a comedian? All I remember is her weird-ass face
>Ross Noble,
Weird Al Interupto-vich. He's a faggot
>Micky Flanagan,
He's alright
>Jack Whitehall
FUCK Jack Whitehall. It's like I'm listening to the entire 1990 children's BBC line-up try to entertain a room full of actual adults every time he speaks. I can't stand his fucking hair or his fucking voice, and every time I see him I'm reminded of that even greater cunt, Russell Kane. If there's a brand of comedian I hate, and it universally a sign of ineptness, it's 20-early 30s skinny perm-wearers that try to avoid real comedy by throwing out anecdotes about how awkward they are. FUCK JACK WHITEHALL
>>64719942
>dude periods lmao
>>64718990
I remember coming back to the states after a long vacation. I basically got back right at the peak of the media yelling "HERES THIS FUNNY NEW WOMAN, AMY SCHUMER, YOU LIKE HER, AMERICA." I guess I was the only one who noticed it because I wasn't eased slowly into it.
Statistically, a sense of humor is one of the qualities a woman looks for in a man.You can see why i find it difficult to believe James Corden is in a relationship.
It has been announced that James Corden has been given his own special saint's day - St Fat Prick's Day
What's the difference between James Corden and AIDS? I don't hope AIDS will suffer from James Corden.
I got fired from my job in HMV today.Apparently putting James Corden in the comedy section is unacceptable.
>>64730765
Im british and i have never understood it either.
>>64719942
man that first one raised my test so much
>>64719104
jimmy's pretty decent
>>64734445
Nobody here watched anything on him. He even states that he sees "Fuck off, I like guns" as a valid excuse for wanting to keep them.
Everybody on this board is such a sensitive little right wing cunt, it's going to be hilarious when Trump wins and the pendulum swings way the fuck back because it'll be the new hot thing to be liberal again. Just like when Bush was around in this website.
Fucking mouthbreathers.
>>64723361
I could see Patrice. He was much funnier on podcasts than he was in his actual standup. But Dave goddamn Chapelle?
why does he laugh at himself after every sentence?
holy shit
>>64719583
he's great
>>64737337
go vote for di stefano you fucking faggot
>>64718728
The list would be way shorter if you asked who was actually funny.
Anyone listen toRHLSP?
>>64735125
I like McIntyre...
My favourite is Sean lock, though.
And the good ones you mentioned are good. The rest I don't care about.
>>64731825
Kek
>>64721456
>dark themed wikipedia
you spend too much time on the computer
>>64719583
>watch outtake of one of his shows
>scene has to be redone because he can't keep himself from laughing
>it's a joke he wrote himself
>he's not even in the scene, he's just standing off to the side and howling with laughter at the prospect of his own joke being played out
>>64739131
Good heavens he really is the embodyment of reddit.
>>64718814
Pleb: the post
>>64721772
what age did you grow out of Bill Hicks? I was 15
>>64718728
There's so many awful comedians and like 90% of the ones ITT are okay to great. cmon /tv/.
>>64737433
MAKE SOME FUCKING SENSE DRAKE
>>64719104
STOLEN VALOR!
>>64739872
I skipped him all together and found Doug Stanhope instead
>>64718902
Don't listen to them anon, they're just too autistic to know what's funny
>>64735525
booooo
>>64718990
this
>>64721387
>>64721709
>>64725945
hello upset amerifats!
>2016
>no 2015 man yet
>>64741220
He's not a comedian. Although he is a running joke.
>>64741185
he's ironically funny
>>64727364
if you don't like Hicks it's because he fucking hated the person you are and specifically behaved in a way that bothered the people he hated.
>>64741220
He failed to life the curse of 2015, so he no longer exists in our universe.