BBC at 9pm guys. Come and experience a Danocore bit of history live
Some key thoughts for the episode:
>Who are all these people
>What is going on
>Why is Napoleon black (A: BBC diversity guidelines)
>Will Cinderella get naked?
Also incest
>>64709949
>Who are all these people
Classic characters
>What is going on
Classic Muskets, Classic Moscow
>Why is Napoleon Black
To give a new spin to a classic
>Will Cinderalla get naked
Hopefully she'll show off her classic assets
GET HYPE BOYS
>>64710343
You're forgetting Classic Danno
>Well paced rendition of Tolstoy's classic
>Handsome men in 19th century garb
Pick one
>>64709949
Sorry but an OP FAQ is not going to explain away why Napoleon, AN HISTORICALLY WHITE MALE, would ever be black.
It requires lengthy, extensive discussion ITT.
>>64709949
anyone gota stream?
anonymousey, where are you when we need you?
How was the pilot? I heard War and Peace is one of the most brilliant pieces of fine literature ever wrote
it's shit but a comfy shit
one could even say classic shit
I understand War & Peace is Tolstoy's most famous work next to Anna Karenina but why no adaptations of Childhood, Boyhood & Youth or The Cossacks?
>no wedding night scene
DROPPED
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Blue balled
>>64710690
Because he's the Robert Jordan of Russia
>You will never be cucked by Helene Kuragin
why even live
>>64709949
Napoleon's not black in this. You know how I know?
It would be everywhere on 4chan.
>>64710912
Hey it's the space between link and post newfag.
>You will never be in a guards regiment in the Napoleonic era
E N D
I T
>talk about how ugly the princess is
>actress is good looking anyway
based broadbent dropping truth bombs
How many Princes are their jesus
That man is a terrible actor
>>64711278
It's an honorary title, they're not literally princes or even related to the royals
This 'plain' girl is qt af
He's gonna shag the Frenchy no question.
maid giving no shits
based anatole
shags who he wants
when he wants
W2C these jazzy dressing gowns & hats? Sick fits.
I haven't read this book at all. But from the trailer for the show It looks like the gist is
>2 guys are good friends
>girl comes along
>they both like her
>she only likes one
>jealous classic dano challenges him
>oh and there's a war going on in between
That correct?
>>64711504
literally wrong on all counts
>>64711534
fugg
Dad's gonna get pissed
>>64711504
They've missed so much out. It's to be expected, but there's loads of exquisite scenes like the windowsill scene left out.
>>64709949
>Some key thoughts for the episode:
>Who are all these people
>What is going on
I smiled.
meanwhile in sharpe
>>64711608
Did they miss out the scene with the officer and the bear?
Based Broadbent,
GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD
holy shit is the emperor octavian's friend from rome
>>64711664
They mentioned it as an anecdote
>>64711664
They showed it last week actually
>Napoleon wants us to march
>Then get on with it
stupid shit
Action scenes are on point ngl
Wasn't that grounds for annulling the mariage
>>64711993
Should have her killed desu.
>>64711993
being subject to cuckoldry.
wait didn't the blonde one die last week
>>64712035
cuckholdry was to the ruling aristocracy what going out to by a pint of milk is like for you and me.
>It's a "Nicolai grows a moustache to look like his mentor" episode
Broadbent is too based.
classic cucking
Poor old Dano.
>>64712457
but when will it come to pistols?
>>64709949
Napoleon was from Corsica, so he would be Mediterranean and darker than most of the other people in the show
Is there anyone more based than Dolokhov
>War hero
>Great facial hair
>Cucks Classic Paul Dano
F
And thats why you marry high test meme women
>>64712554
exactly, black
aww for fuck's sake, they can't leave it there
>mfw Dano is actually getting Cucked
>mfw I have no face
Dano is gonna get BTFO in a challenge
Broadbent is too good for this boring cast
B A S E D
>>64712776
flintlock pistols are basically 100% chance
that being said, idk if they will use pistols.
> I CHALLENGE YOU
Good episode on the two most important scales I'd say
Blammo - 8/10
Dano - 7/10 (built up well)
>>64712785
Broadbent is an overacting caricature
Watching him try to cry was memeworthy
>>64712785
>Broadbent is too good for this boring cast
have you even been paying attention? also JB just plays the same fucking character for every show he's in - Eccentric stubborn old man who's prone to bouts of misery
>>64712921
That was the best bit of acting so far you memelord
I guess this is why people have opinions
Can you memers talk about anything without relying on 'meme' or 'cuck'? inb4 hypocrite.
Classic cuck Dano
>>64713053
But he was literally cuckolded, did you even watch it
>>64713053
But the plot of this episode literally revolved around cuckoldry
> this guy smashes your girl's ass in front of you
what do you do?
But Napoleon isnt black in it.
>>64713186
CHALLENGE
>>64713186
merk him lyrically.
So did anyone even enjoy it?
>>64713053
hypocuck
>>64713328
Still feel like the dialogue is a bit simplistic and hamfisted, but I'm enjoying the story, music and Broadbent
>>64713093
>Classic cuck
>>64713186
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind Dolokhov*
*slices off Dolokhov's sideburns*
heh, it's nothing personnel, kid
>>64713219
>so bigoted that your brain white-washes what your eyes see
fucking hell, do you even know what year it is?
>>64713607
This is the actor though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathieu_Kassovitz
>>64710690
Because they're not the most famous idiot?
does lily get her tits out or can i skip that episode lads ???
>>64713688
Hello, reddit! Enjoying your first day on 4chan?
>>64713843
I havent watched the series. But i cant find anything that hes black. Im a getting memed?
I tried to like it.
When that battle scene happened I had to drop it. There were literally 20 guys on horses. It's supposed to be the battle of Austerlitz. Hundreds of thousands of men were there.
50 guys in a line don't look authentic. Also it seems to forget about War and Peace 1966. The film with the largest battles captured on film. The soviet authorities demolished whole villages to make space.
Also the acting makes it feel like a shitty show for kids. Everyone is totally overacting,
>>64713873
Yes, you're getting memed.
>the plain grill
>mfw is actually the prettiest
m8
>>64713958
I've actually been pleasantly surprised by the battle scenes, considering action scenes in BBC dramas are usually cringeworthy
They're simply not going to get scale on their budget
>>64714139
Mary was best girl in the book too.
>>64713839
No, skip it.
She's still young in the timeline though, so hopefully she'll have some sex scenes later in the series
>>64714275
thx thats the spirit !
to topic: surprisingly well action scenes for a series and definitly better than the 2007 version, still nearly unwatchable for me cause i hate danos face/his protagonist
>>64714396
>he hates Piere
Just wait until shit starts going down. You'll start liking him. A scene with him and an old soldier is legendary in literature.
>>64714517
i already watched other versions of war and peace i generally don't like the person, cant help it but i makes war and peace pretty hard to watch for me if you disslike the main protagonist its like watching star wars 1-3 and hating obi wan
>>64714396
>definitely better than the 2007 version
I largely agree but 2007 Dolokhov and Anatol were much better
>>64714708
was only related to the battle scenes after the first episode i still like 2007 more
+ the 2007 ensamble was all european, very good idea if you see the historical background
Can anyone confirm if Lily James has hairy arms in the show or did she wax? I think she bleached for Cinderella and waxed later on, not sure how hairy she is right now.
What's Nikolay's mate from the army called? The one who calls Nik's prostitute into his bed to keep warm.
Him and Broadbent are my favourite characters.
>>64714990
Not sure, didn't really notice any hair sadly.
>>64715005
Denisov. I like your taste anon.
>>64715136
He's a top lad, he's like a non-evil version of Dolokhov.
>>64714990
She doesn't have much screen time
I'll keep a look out for ya ;)
