IT WAS SHEEV
Who the hell is Sheev?
>>64704095
>being this new
>>64704095
Sheev Palpatine, you dip!
>>64704095
high reddit
>>64704064
THE AUTHOR OF ALYOR PAYNE
What was Dooku's force power again?
>>64704095
it's treason then...
>>64706162
Is there anything that can stop this high powered spin tactic, besides treason?
Choose the Jedi. Choose a Master. Choose the Light Side. Choose the Council. Choose a fucking big lightsaber. Choose protocol droids, clone troopers, and R2 units. Choose Naboo, Tatooine and Coruscant. Choose fixed-interest credit payments to the Hutts. Choose a Corellian freighter that did the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Choose a Wookiee. Choose sitting in Jabba's throne room, watching mind-numbing dancers, stuffing green chubas into your mouth. Choose turning into a blue ghost at the end of it all, disappearing into thin air, nothing more than an embarrassment to the whiny kid you trained on the way to Alderaan.
Choose your destiny. Choose the Force.
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose the Dark Side. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the high ground?
If Sheev was such a powerful genius, why is master plan could have failed in so many ways and only sheer stupidity from his ennemies managed to saved it ?
>>64704095
IT WAS THESS ENATE
>>64704271
>>being this new
>>64706235
God, the ending to Trainspotting was such a cop out.
Is there a more terrifying power than turning everyone else into idiots ?
Truly the darkest power of the dark side of the force.
>>64706408
Just too bad he forgot to turned it off once he built the empire.
>>64704064
>they cut to sheev
>it aint me starts playing
>>64706004
I thought it was Olvier Payne by Smee.
>>64704271
>>64704308
>>64704769
>>64704862
it's part of the dooku meme you fucking retards. Don't reply to me ever again unless you're contrivuting to the thread.
>>64706397
>ywn be taken advantage of by an underage girl
>>64704095
top redd
>>64706458
he kept it on so his slaves would not turn on him. he forgot to keep it on when he was frying luke (got too engrossed in it) and you saw how that ended
Dooku was a true Sith bro.
He could have betrayed Sheev, but he realized that Anakin was the stronger warrior.
Dooku sacrificed himself so the Sith plan could prevail.
>>64706397
>ending
isn't that it? He was "ending" everything throughout the whole film only to slip and fuck up again, what did you expect?
>>64706162
AUGHUGHUGHUGH
>>64706351
POWWWWAHHHHHHHH
UNNNNNNLIMITED
POWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>believes in Sith plan and Jedi corruption enough to leave the Order and become public face of the enemy Confederacy
>"Why didnt he betray his morals and honor entirely and all of the sudden care about his own well-being more than the ideals he literally threw his entire life away for?"
Youre a fucking idiot dude
JJ Abrams would agree with you though. Despite characterizing Finn as a freak of nature Stormtrooper, in the same breath he made Phasma betray everything she grew up believing just to save herself. You and JJ are both fucking idiots.
Reminder
Ian McDiarmid is fucking based incarnate.
>>64706858
I know man, this is literally why we have characters saying what they believe in, how they feel about something, what they are about to do and whatevs.
Nothing that Phasma did make any sense at all.
>>64706952
What? that he's autistic? That's nothing new.
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>>64704064
WHO IS THIS... SHEEV?
AIM PALPATINE
>>64706952
>no "DICK MOVE, SHEEV!"
You're done ifeeccc
first cross posters of 2016 to get lynch
get ready lad because RW and SL won't be able to save you
>>64708444
dew it.
>>64706050
Sith electricity
>>64709713
i knew it
>>64710910
DEW IT
>>64708282
Expecting to see this OP at least twice or I'[ll be upset.
>>64704064
*record scratch*
"You're probably wondering how I got here".meme
ian is the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5Gykf-e0sA
