Here's your popcorn sir, but I'm afraid we can't provide dead rodents for your falcon.
>>64696634
>implying i would eat something so crass as popcorn. and touched by a negro no less!
>>64696634
Oh, it's not a problem. Could you provide a BBC for my wife instead?
>>64696663
BBC's a channel not a movie you fucking idiot
>>64696728
he's talking about the cock you idiot
>>64696634
Thank you. Could you please look after my anvil until the movie is over?
>>64696634
>we can't provide dead rodents for your falcon.
>>>
GODDAMNIT
what's precious going to eat?
>>64696756
Like he said, the BBC is a channel, not a chicken. Fucking idiot.
>>64696634
can I pay you in vintage anvils?
>>64697045
Sir, I have enough anvils as it is!
Can I at least get some extra shower tokens instead?
>>64697044
>>>/Facebook/
>tfw you have to pay extra for 3d glasses for your falcon
>Not bringing your theater monkey so it can pickpocket all the other people in the theater while you watch the film and so that guy gives you his family discount
Plebs.
