BLIMEY RON YOU LOOK WEIRD
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BLIMEY RON
YOU LOOK WEIRD
the gnome tossing was fun
>>64685593
Jellybeans and card collecting was pretty goat too
>>64685567
>British genes
>>64685567
You should see hermione
>>64686224
Avada Blackactor
>>64686224
vomit inducing
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BEDS EMPTY. NO NOTE. CAH GONE. OUT OF MY MIND WITH WORRY.
>>64686362
not enough bane for you?
These first two games were so comfy, then they went to shit just like the franchise. It's like pottery.
>>64686362
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Probably since Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects?all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>But at least the books are good though!
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Then my mom got scared. She said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Nah, forget it - Yo, homes to Bel Air"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later"! I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
>>64686818
epic
>>64686818
fuck I never read all the way to the end, how have I missed the joke this whole time
>>64685567
>running PS1 games at anything but native res
>>64686818
Every time,
