Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
>>64670859
He was a good friend.
I'd rather hear the story of Darth icky the gross
>>64670859
help me im starting to believe the darth jar jar theory im even starting to wonder what the title the phantom menace really meant
Is it possible to learn this power?
>>64670859
yes
>>64671063
not from a jedi
>recordscratch.wav
>freeze frame
WOAH WOAH WOAH! They're talking about ME! Darth Plagueis, the Master of Disaster, the Myth of the Sith, the Bullseye of the Dark Jedi! But I wasn't always such a monster. In fact, let's rewind this a bit, all the way back to 1999...
Darth Tryanus
>>64670859
They say he had such a knowledge of shitposting that he could keep threads alive past page 10
I've always thought that sheev was the student of darth plagueis that he mentions. thoughts?
>>64671063
Not from a small guy
>>64671852
Yes that's so beyond obvious.
>>64670859
Yeah, didn't see the tragedy though.
He will never see his clone armies in action, and all he wanted to do was live forever.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Childkillerus the Brave?
Hev' yah eever herd the trahgedy of Kanjiklub?
>>64671063
yeah
>>64670859
Just marathoned this scene, is Sheev the Emperor?
>>64672546
no r2 is.
>>64670859
It is said that he could save a person from dying from a broken heart, and despite the incessant cooing of a droid going "OO-BOO, OO-BOO."
I read something somewhere that described Sheev as having Darth Plagueis in a nearby room slowly dying of poison or something while he was having that conversation with Anakin.
>>64670859
i'd rather hear the treason lightsaber dance
>>64671304
underrated.
>>64674958
In the EU, Sheev killed Plagueis in the same day he turned into the Chancellor, by drugging his drink and fucking him in the ass with Force Lightning.
>>64675184
why would darth maul exist then if they still followed the rule of two?
The NFL playoffs are on. Can you guys try to be normal? Just once
>>64671246
The way he tricked Anakin was masterful, he answers it in a way that implies he can teach Anakin the power, when in reality he knows fuck all about how to do it.
Bravo, Lucas.
>>64670859
Have you ever made a deal with Kanjiklub?
>>64675184
Ah, that sounds about right. Where did you read that? Would that have been from the comics and have ended up on one of the wiki pages?
>>64675213
1. Darth Maul was a tool
2. The Rule of Two isn't a cosmic force, it's a rule. Just because a character says something "Always two there are" doesn't mean it's set in stone and enforced by some galaxy-wide institution. It's a custom. It's a general rule. It's a "way of doing things". One doesn't explode if a third one is introduced to the Dark Side while the first one laughs. It's just a policy amongst the Sith to protect their asses.
>>64674958
>'tis the season then
