UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION!
>>64648672
Based Carter
>>64648672
>Its an Asgards can't get O'Neill sence of humor episode
Why didn't they just keep the iris closed at all times?
>>64648792
A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.
>>64648811
Thor was always laughing on the inside. You could tell.
>>64648835
God bless America! :P
>>64648835
>ywn be a part of the broship that is Judge and Shanks
>ywn make a sexy calendar with your bro of all your SG waifus
>>64648864
>It's a Teal'c doesn't understand human jokes or idioms gag
>What is an Oprah?
>Things shall not calm down, Daniel Jackson. Things will, in fact, calm up
>>64648827
Bugs on a windshield m8
>>64648864
I don't get it
>>64648874
https://instasync.com/r/jonasQuinn
S6 is starting now, for anyone interested.
>>64649022
I fucking love you!
Dubs and I rewatch SG1.
The only show to ever have good filler.
>>64649809
>>64648874
He was voiced by Shanks that's why. He played Daniel, but irl he was the ultimate chad.
>>64648864
i hear this is some obscure joke that references Egyptian mythology, maybe I should ask /his/ if they can explain it.
sg1 is no longer on netflix. fuck that stinks
>>64650563
Do it.
>>64648920
>You will never get to teach Erica Durance space yoga.
>>64649022
Not gonna lie, SELF-BUMP here. Pls, contribute. SG threads are always worth it.
>>64649022
Jonas was surprisingly okay.
I'm the only asshole here : https://instasync.com/r/jonasQuinn
me
>>64648827
If the iris is closed when the woosh happens you'd have no more iris.
>>64654102
Are you made of latex?
>>64649857
The timeloop episode was pure gold.
O'Neil resigning to stick his dick in Carter.
O'Neil and Teal playing golf through the stargate.
>>64654425
No just hopes and dreams.
>its a sam out of uniform episode
>>64650146
I don't believe you
That would seriously break my mind
>>64654084
Sorry m8 I would watch but I'm only up to S5
>>64654413
That's not true. They close it as soon as the dialing in process starts.
>GOOLD ?
>>64648672
>RECORD SCRATCH
>FREEZE FRAME
Now you guys are probably wondering how I got here. Truth is, you wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Back in the day, I used to be in top5 most respected archaeologists in the world. Well, okay, maybe not that high. Anyway, I was pushing this controversial theory pretty high. A theory that Pyramids in Egypt were built by aliens. Crazy stuff, right? Unsurprisingly, nobody believed me. But as it turned out, I was right. US Army found this ancient artifact allowing people to travel to another parts of the galaxy, which we've called the "Stargate". They decided to use it to see what's on the other side, and I was sent as a part of the expedition force. That's a long, but interesting story. Do you want to hear it? Of course you do! The first thing I felt when I stepped through the Stargate...
>>64655715
>US Army
>it's a tok'ra episode
>it's a tok'ra episode with anise
>ywn be choppered in a hot LZ during the Gulf with Cpt Jack O'Neill, be captured and spend months in an iraqi prison being assraped by the republican guards most finest.
>>64648811
Daniel Jackson looking suspiciously swole.
>it's a SG1 predicted SGU episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAgODVbPq78
>>64654102
who dat? / got more?
>>64656181
He toughened up during his work in SGC
we need stargate threads more often,
its so comfy
>>64656558
/tv/ doesn't care about Stargate anymore, it's all [insert most recent blockbuster].
>>64656181
Him and Chris Judge became best buds on the series - the Judge gave him a routine and he stuck with it.
>>64656181
>>64656810
>Teal'c will never teach you the ways of swole.
