>We an authoritative, yet persuadable character
>i got you, pham
>>64621765
*need
fml
>we need some guy
>I got you goy
>>64621765
literally who
THE BEATS PILL
>WE
>He's waiting outside, sir!
>>64622247
That's not Danny Trejo
>I need a member of a minority group, but he can't alienate white people and I also want straight men to question their sexuality
>Let me make a call sir
>>64622247
I would totally suck his dick not even homo
>>64621765
>We an
...WUT....
>We need an Asian to fill our diversity quota for tax breaks
>I'll go grab him from the local laundry mat familia
>we literally need Reddit: the actor
>i know just the man
>Get me the least jewish looking jew you can find
>>64622577
>diversity quota for tax breaks
Is this for real?
>>64622269
Trejo is a joke compared to Eric "The King" Roberts.
>>64622736
He's just such a good looking dude.
>We need Denzel Washington on this
>Say no more, pham, He is here
>>64622777
jesus christ. alimony?
>>64622736
>tfw can't masturbate to Jake because he's Jewish and I'm not Kosher enough
>>64622796
>>64622835
nigga you gay
>We need a Mexican gangster
![xander-berk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n3RcB5j.jpg "xander-berk[1].jpg")
>We need a stoic, matter-of-fact character for this single scene.
>I know the perfect man for this, sir - say no more.
>>64622777
>thank you based quantum superposition you are my greates ally
>we need a no-nonsense professional soldierAlright not anymore, but this guy was always around in the 90s.
>i want someone i can fool and make him waste 12 years of his life just for the laffs
>Uhh sorry sir, this is the best i could find
>>64621765
>We need an italian mobster
>he declined because he thinks it's offensive
>offer him a role as a child molester then
>>64623339
>You know those dudes from the Geico cave man commercial?
>Say no more, senpai.
>>64623369
>So about that italian mobster..
>i got faam
