Rey Kenobi

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Why didn't she fly the fucking falcon on tops of that hill in the end, there were plenty of flat grass.
Why land at the bottom and walk up 50.000 stairs and let Luke's robot at the ground?

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>>64598517
Rey is a fucking mong, you really think that she could be the daughter of Obi-Chad Kethundercock.

>>64598644
apparently one of the spinoff movies is going to be about obi wan

THIS MEANS MORE FUCKING EWAN

WHO HYPE HERE

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>>64598700
>tfw Darth Maul is canonically still alive after that comic which wrapped up his storyline on Clone Wars
>tfw the Obi-Wan movie features an adaptation of that comic where Obi ices Cyber-Maul on Tatooine

HIGH GROUND!
HIGH GROUND!
ALLAHU HIGH GROUND!
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT THE HIGH GROUND!

why call her rey lol

why not just call her "sexycutehot" hehe

MUH STAR WARS IM A VIRGIN MUH FORCE!!!

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>they still haven't cast a transgirl as a main character yet
IT'S 2016

>>64598517
What's with the Kenobis trying to fix the Skywalkers' shit?

>>64598644
Could be his granddaughter.

>>64599155
The Skywalkers are a mess. It's up to the Kenobis to fuck some sense into them.

>>64598592
You have a point. A Kenobi would never give the higher ground to a Skywalker.

Aha, I know it now:

Obiwan had a secret affair with Keira Knightley's character. One of Rey's parents were spawned from that!

>>64599244
What if Rey isn't 100% human? What if Obi-Wan banged one of those mongrel species? The hero can't ALWAYS be a full human.

>>64599429
Obi Wan fucked a sand person. There's your Muslim character, SJWs.

>>64598517
>Rey Palpatine
ft4u

>>64599429
True. Just look at Finn.

>>64598517
>Obi Wan scars, cuts off Anakin's limbs and leaves him to die in the lava
>Rey scars Kylo on the face and leaves him to die in the snow

Poetry

>>64598700
>believing rumors

Kenobi never bed a woman tho

>>64599631

a woman could bed him

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>>64598517
>Rey?

>>64599712
She will be a good friend....

>>64599527
He fucked a xenomorph.

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>>64599712

>Ben?

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>>64598828

>>64598517
Then she needs to use the high ground.

>>64599937
Dr Sue I'm Jedi