>turned down starwars
>turned down avengers
>turned down hunger games
>brooklyn is 98% fresh
>oscar nom incoming
There's nothing she can't do
Sersh isn't my gf yet. That's an issue.
m8 of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow
>>64563335
Nah, she's just patrician.
Be white
>>64563335
not be a potato
I forgot she turned down Star Wars, was she going to be Rey?
>>64563680
stop your slander against this goddess
>>64563335
She didn't turn down Star Wars, she fucked up and spoke about her audition which was supposed to be secret.
>>64563755
change of script
She was rejected from Star Wars.
She turned down The Hobbit to star in The Host.
She was rejected from The Avengers and lost to a fucking Olsen.
Idk about Hunger Games, but Lawrence is more of a draw, so she probably got rejected for that too.
>>64563335
she didn't turn down all roles, she wasn't hired.
>>64563640
wew cringe lad
>>64563335
She didn't turn down The Host, better have her star in Star Wars than that abomination.
>>64563793
Daisy was the better option anyway. Fresh face. Prettier too.
>>64563897
>having shit taste
>>64563335
TONY award also incoming
>>64563897
>being this objectively wrong
nude scenes when
>>64563897
>daisy was the better option
true
>fresh face
true
>prettier
wrong
>>64563335
Just another white actress.
Sure anon, she's SOOOO different from the other 1000 white actresses.
>>64563897
>That Xenomorph was cheap as hell to hire!
when were you when tumblrinas>>64564060 invaded us?
>>64563897
>5/10 britbong is pretty because I saw her in a big screen
I'm from Ireland and I read the papers, she was the feature of one article (in our biggest paper) saying she was at the forefront of Ireland's growing film industry
she's viewed here as a girl who will feature in big domestic arthouse features in the futureI also have a paper with Aiden Gillen on the fron cover from like two days ago if you want to see it
>>64564172
HOLLYWOOD WAS ONE THING, BUT YOU KIDS WOULDN'T LAST A SINGLE DAY IN IRELAND.
POST IT, LAD.
>>64563897
>Daisy Ridley
>300k salary
>androgynous body as to not offend the feminists
>acting career is ruined after star wars like Hayden Christensen and Mark Hamill
>Saoirse Ronan
>700k+ salary because of acting experience
>already recognizable face
>gets to enjoy a full, vibrant career full of many different types of movies
>will eventually win an oscar
>>64564172
She even owns a profitable company doesn't she?
>>64564060
My potatowaifu is perfect.
Needs to gain a bit of weight and stop shaving.
>>64564226
DOCTOR IRISH TIMES, I'M G.I.L.L.E.N.
>>64564361
>tumblrgifs
even saoirse gets an article
>>64565224
Give me a summary of the article.
>>64563335
Hanna was a great movie
every time i see this chick her head keeps getting fatter, what's up with that? is she a secret alcoholic or something
>tfw this thread would be deleted if it wasn't tangentially related to starwars
>>64565384
just saying she's about to star in more independent Irish films (and that she wears weird clothes), also talks about how many Irish movies are in Sundance this year and talking up our film industry in general
>>64564638
>complains about Tumblr gif
>while posting Reddit Meme Grumps image
>>64564238
>Hamill acting career ruined
Will people shut up with this shit meme already
Everyone even you know he is a Godly voice actor and Mark said he prefers voice work more than acting
>>64565797
>she's about to star in more independent Irish films
Not likely if she gets an Oscar nod next week
>Tfw Saoirse moved to New York
Welp.
She's gonna be sucking circumcised cock in no time in Burgerland.
;_;
>>64564238
also sersh is literally an avatar of womanhood
>>64564574
Eire is a big island
>>64566295
>Tfw this lovely lass moved to NY and she took her mother to live along with her.
>>64566295
>>64566434
I LIVE IN THAT SHITHOLE. Maybe I can meet her...
>>64566393
>Eire
are you a newsreader for 20s pathe?
>>64563335
More like a spoiled, picky kid who doesn't really understand yet that acting is a profession.
I don't wanna to hammer this nail to this wall, I want another wall; I don't wanna drive this particular patient in my ambulance, I want another patient.
You don't want to act? Fine. But don't fucking call yourself an actress.
>>64566478
You can be /v/'s official Sershey-stalker. Fill us in on her whereabouts, her relationships and how many times she visits lingerie stores.
And make sure no man touches her.
>>64566434
No, her parents are left behind. She has moved on....
>>64567055
She's capable to live by her own, she has done that before, but now, for NYcrucible, her 'mam' will be with her.
My boner belongs to Sershfu
>>64567193
Her mother? Where did you get this info from?
>>64567210
Pls, lewdness to the minimal.
>>64563718
What in the holy fuck? She's the whitest girl on earth. I just don't understand what you're talking about.
Is this supposed to be funny or edgy? I don't get it.
>>64567055
I don't want to be a stalker though. I want her to be mine.
>>64567649
sup seamus
>>64567568
>lewdness to the minimal
This. Normally I'd love to ravage these women, but for Saoirse I just want to take her to a nice restaurant and maybe hold her hand.
>>64567696
I'm a beaner man. Seamus is a wrestler. I still don't get if you're trying to be funny or are just a Brenden Dassy level retard.
>>64567696
sup Wigglesworth, you proddy fuck
how does it feel being a minority in your own capital?
>>64567758
It requires a lot of fucking will power to just hold her hand though.
>>64567855
brits used to considered us genetically inferior by saying we were related to north africans by means of Spanish migration, your man is just memeing
there was a lot of conflict because of their weirdness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-8yx5K_LCo
>>64567859
Oh, it's an English-Irish thing.
Well nobody likes the fucking English m8. I'm sure there are plenty of gay fuckboi threads where the English dude will feel more comfortable. This is Sare-fu thread. It's just not his cup of tea.
>>64568059
2013 was a fun year
What did people think of Brooklyn? Ive been meaning to watch it but havent had a chance yet.
>>64568143
I've never seen "Lovely" depicted better by a movie.
only successful because of hibernian media control
>>64568074
>nobody likes the fucking English m8
well duh
nobody gives a fuck about their earl grey and toad in the hole
ugliest people in Europe
>>64568204
that guy at the bottom posted on /int/ and I talked to him a few times, nice guy
he's from Belfast
OFFICIAL THREAD SONG:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb9m2IU46Tc
>>64565824
>>64564638
You clearly both visit tumbler and reddit, therefore you both can leave.
BUILD WALL
>>64568143
Just behind Ex Machina and Mad Max in the top 10. There's a real kind of euphoria when it ends
>>64568059
Is this real?
>>64568533
No, kill yourself.
>>64568059
What did she mean by this? I'm serious.
>>64568143
Charmed the pants off me. Sersh ist krieg
>>64567055
RIP in piece based Dakota Watch
who else will ever have that drive and dedication for the waifus of /tv/ and our culture? Truly a poster ahead of his time
>>64568235
That's true. The Irish are much better looking. And that's not even debable
>>64563335
>>turned down starwars
Yeah, just like I "turned down" Harvard.
>>64568591
Adjust your glasses and compare the size and the fonts.
>>64568680
thank you
pls introduce me to Mexican qts
>>64568740
Come here with some of your cousin girls and we can have a talk.
>>64568712
CLASSIC'D
>>64568781
we're awful family-orientated, my grand parents had 11 kids and my dad was number 7
by the time I was born I had cousins who were fully grown and had kids of their own
don't have any cousins who are single and of age
>>64568904
Some beautiful nieces then?
>>64563680
oh yeah same dude. she gave me a hand job for $7,000 dollars one time
>>64569006
only child
>>64569015
not that guy but she's from Carlow, I wouldn't be surprised at all if she went to teen clubs and slutted it up
it's a very boring town after all
>>64569142
Rape bábóg
>>64568712
You Just know TheDano wants it.
>>64569204
It could be worse. It could be Tullamore
>mfw biffo Silent Hill
>tfw confirmed non-virgin.
;_;
She was supposed to be pure.
>>64569273
she grow tired of waiting for you anon
She might even win now room flopped at pga but still has sag.
>>64569269
oy, I spent my teen years in the Midlands too in a tiny town in Kildare. It's a horrendous existance
I don't think I've even been to Tullamore, but at least Carlow makes O'Haras
I've also passed through Biffo's home town, no wonder such a boring man came from such a boring place
post her fat pics
>>64563335
>turned down star wars
didn't happen, she tried out and was rejected
>turned down hunger games
she wasn't even in the running at all
>turned down Avengers
yes she was just that stupid. Joss even designed the character to suit her.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_0WXSpmS-w
>>64569393
Man I would be the happiest dude on earth with the nomination alone.
>>64563335
>>turned down starwars
Nope. She talked about how fun it was to use a lightsaber for the audition in a radio interview and Disney dropped her ass for violating the NDA.
would you follow Saoirse up to Carlow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvECtlJQ4dU
>All these newfags fighting a meme
>>64569273
At the rate I'm putting myself on suicide watch, I think I'll just have to actually do it.
;_;
>>64569647
>he hasn't even visited Carlow
now who is the memer?
>>64569758
I have been in Carlow too many times.
Absolute shithole. I feel bad for the people born there.
>>64569745
no
what sort of name is Dan for a midlands man?
>>64569798
my dad's friend lived there and it didn't seem too bad (this is from the perspective of a younger me living in a smaller midlands town)
carlow had a decent library and alright pubs
>>64569813
Bogman is a more apt name for a midlands man.
There's nothing in the midlands, except for Kilkenny and that's just a tourist and stag/hen-night destination.
All the best stuff is on the coast, bar Dublin.
>>64569883
>bar Dublin.
And Waterford. I forgot that. Never been to Wexford, but I'm sure it's shite.
>>64569880
>this is from the perspective of a younger me living in a smaller midlands town
Carlow must've seemed like a metropolis to your young self.
Carlow is depressing as fuck. It's just a commuter town of Dublin now -- the Navan of the south-east.
Also, Carlow people end up going out in Kilkenny a lot, just to get away.
Seriously, if you don't want to live in the expensive shithole of Dublin, you only have two choices: Cork or Galway, and Galway is too small.
>>64569883
yes, obviously
I'm originally a Northsider and spent some horrendous years in Kildare because of the Celtic Tiger. I'm on the coast again and looking to emigrate. Nobody wants to be a midlands man.
I've just never heard a man called Dan there while I lived there
>>64569922
the Loftus Hall/ Hook Head/ Kilmore Quay/ Wexford Town area is worth a visit but not worth at all staying in
t. my dad lives there
>>64570012
>I'm originally a Northsider
Sorry for your troubles.
Could be worse: you could be a Southsider.
Well I actually know about five Dans -- one Kildare, two Dublin, one Tipp and one Cork.
>>64570000
>Carlow must've seemed like a metropolis to your young self.
I was from Clane, man. C L A N E.
Carlow had streets and shit. STREEETS. Places you could walk around in. You just turn a corner and boop, you're looking at something new.
That's a big thing for people who grew up in one-horse towns and hated it.
And, aye, all commuter towns to Dublin are fucking depression (Naas, Navan, Celbridge, Ashbourne, Greystones, Bray), all horrible.
If you grow up in a small town and want to live in somewhere bigger, you just plain need to emigrate. The fuck kinda job you going to do in Cork? just leave
>>64570187
Ya poor bastard.
I already emigrated and I'll be moving back in the next couple of years.
I'd love to stay away longer, but there are things outside of my control.
So now I have to decide what town to move to. I'd probably choose Dublin by default, only it's insanely expensive to rent. All of Ireland is fucked with renting right now, though.
I know people who were paying €800 a month in Carlow for a fucking apartment. Jesus.
The thought of moving back depresses me. I love the craic and the people, but the towns are just too small and the small-islander mentality is a bit oppressive.
>>64570441
oy, the dormitory towns around Dublin are awful places, I'd honestly pick Belfast or Derry or Cork if I was in that situation.
Nowhere around Dublin is nice, at all.
>>64570110
the southside is shite, aye
most places in the northside are better
>>64569416
Laois here. It's all a load of old wank
Holy shit I'm reading all these posts with the Sersh voice in my head.
>>64571000
Laois is horrible too
even more horrible than Kildare, I can't even imagine growing up there
>>64571157
>ZOMG DOE read all these posts in foreign accwnts>>>???? XD LOL they all talk they same outside of horrificely-boring-monster-face america
>>64571280
Funny thing, I don't speak english.
>>64571320
neither do I f.am tbqh
sin e a lan amadani sasanach anseo
>>64571366
Mala suerte la mia, tampoco hablo irlandés
>>64571386
hay un montón de imbéciles de habla inglesa aquí
>i tried
>>64570623
White people complaining about generally wealthy first world country with low crime. Yawn.
Spend a few years in Mexico, and I gurantee you you'll think Carlow is heaven on fucking earth.
>>64571366
Ni cheapaim
>>64572101
spend a few years living in the middle of nowhere in a dogshit town with nothing to do and nowhere to talk to
yes, I'm sure the zetas are banging at your door right now
brown people complaining about white people is a serious yawn
besides, I'm black and I'm proud
>>64572309
I didn't bother with fadas, but seriously man
that's easy to understand
>>64563335
>turned down
HAHAHAHA
>>64571366
Ní cheapaim
>>64563335
Dude
She starred in two straight up shite movies (Host and Lovely Bones; at least Lovely Bones was watchable unlike the former).
>>64563335
She raped your concept of what a witchfu can be
>>64572462
Excellent performances in borderline shitty movies nonetheless family
>>64563335
>brooklyn
>>64563335
she didn't turn down any of these
>>64563335
>turned down starwars
She was kicked off of it IIRC
>>64568680
>The Irish are much better looking. And that's not even debable
Still not white though.
>>64573980
look pretty white to me
>>64564060
senpai....
