Who's your favorite Mary Sue in all of film? Pic related, it's mine
>>64536441
Cute Luke thread?
>>64536533
ok
>>64536618
Those eyes, though.
Daily reminder. Mary Sue characters have absolutely nothing bad happen to them.
>>64536640
ikr
>>64536441
>>64536506
>>64536533
>>64536618
>>64536640
>>64536675
>>64536697
UNJUST my shit, familia.
>thread attempting to shit on Luke turns into a Hamill appreciation thread
Fuck reddit, I think I've found my new home!
>>64536954
he's not a great actor
>>64536441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUF8GtxTv5Q
>>64536618
He looks like a creepy mannequin in that image.
>>64537036
not watching that crap
>>64536867
He sure loves pointing.
>>64536441
jesus christ at least try man
>>64536618
He looks like a fucking anime.
>You will never live in the 80s
>>64536697
>>64536867
Why is Mark Hammil such a tryhard loser?
Do you think Harrison and Carrie would make fun of him like
>Carrrie: Hey kid, you want a shot of this [opens legs revealing shaven, gleaming pussty]
>Hamlet: S-sure miss! [takes out cock]
>Carrie: AHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck is that? You call that a dick,
>Harrison: Jeesus kid, put that slug away Time to watch how a real man fuck
*Carrie bends over while Harrison slips his 8 incher deep inside
>Harrison:EAARRGHHH YEAH EEERSASGH HOWS DAT FOR BITCH FORCE EEEYEYEYEEHRRHGHRH
>Hamlet: *sobs internally*
obi wan kenobi
>>64538504
I thought pasta was supposed to be funny
>>64537662
I can't tell who I want to fuck more in this pic
>>64538669
i can
Cute Luke contribution. He was my first boy crush
>>64536441
>there are people out there right now who don't think Luke is a great characterand superior to Han
Absolutely disgusting.
>>64538599
my husbando
>>64538957
Old or young?young Obi a shit
>young Luke will never drag his balls across your face while you moan like a little bitch
why fucking live?
>>64539054
Luke is full submissive, you pleb, no way am I letting him do something like that.
>>64538504
>Harrison:EAARRGHHH YEAH EEERSASGH HOWS DAT FOR BITCH FORCE EEEYEYEYEEHRRHGHRH
the fuck am I reading?
>>64539134
Young Luke is.
But I would let old Luke bend me over a table
>>64539134
Fine then, switch roles.
>>64539191
Old Luke is also for dominating.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DW6P5yCGpKQ
>>64539242
What the fuck man
>>64539321
Incest is a big hit in the Skywalker family.
>>64537001
Who cares, he's still based.
>>64536441
>being this clueless about what a Mary Sue is
>>64536441
But he was terrible at so many things.
If you want a Mary Sue that's at least entertaining to watch, check out The Martian.
>>64539524
this is a thinly veiled luke lust thread
>>64539602
>young Luke playing with a toy shuttle
Just fucking kill me now
>>64539602
Man, he was so innocent.
>>64539555
>he was terrible at so many things
>not being overwhelmed with adoration when seeing Lukey clumsily try his best
>>64540474
He caused his friends to die though :(
>>64539321
moonland likes Kylo/Luke
good thread f a m
>>64540599
I would cuddle the shit out of that
>luke/mark thread
>turns into young luke circle jerk
every fucking time
>>64540658
>implying you wouldn't
>>64540658
oopsiedoodle
>>64540658
That's when he was at his prime and young Luke is a delicious twink.
Is Hayden Christensen the Mark Hamill of the prequels?
>>64537036
He says the things that bother me
but goddammit max landis dresses too much like a fucking bitch for me to even remotely like him
hes not even openly gay but hes got his rainbow hoodie and now rainbow fucking hair, WHY
>>64541302
YES
Holy fuck he's a glorious twunk
>>64541302
nah, Obi Wan is.
>>64540599
Does anyone have a full body shot of this scene?
>>64536441
Is this just weak damage control for Rey's marysueness?
>>64538889
Luke is a great character, but, mark did do some really shitty acting.
>>64542353
no. Its just a joke.
>>64542353
Well to be fair Luke did force grab a lightsaber out of the snow (pottery) before he ever went to train without any knowledge whatsoever on the force beyond his 1 hour session with Obi-wan on the falcon.
He then pilots a ship he has no experience with cool as a fucking cucumber in his first battle and blows up the deathstar using the force which again he has no real training for.
Finally he somehow builds his own lightsaber with no instruction, self teaches more force techniques that yoda would never have taught like force choke, and then goes on to confront the strongest sith warrior in the galaxy and beats him because he swings his lightsaber harder than usual.
Luke is just as much a mary sue as Rey. All skywalkers are huge mary sues.
>>64542424
His acting was perfectly fine, at least in episodes 5 and 6. It never really grated on me in 4 either.
>>64540599
>that throbbing deltoid/pec minor
>those jewel eyes
>those soft, sweet lips
>that skin tone
>that wispy hair
Fuuuuuck
>>64542459
>Luke is just as much a mary sue as Rey.
No he fucking isn't, you gigantic faggot. This has been repeatedly proven wrong.
>>64542459
See every argument ITT: >>64530192
>>64542459
>Implying you need to learn force choke
Once you have the basics down all it takes is the application of force to the windpipe
>>64541399
I liked him most in TPM, before the beard covered that prettyboy face
>>64544176
Pls stop doing this to me
>>64544309
>ywn run your fingers through ANH Luke's fluffy wispy hair
What a bunch of fags.
>>64544430
>ywn hear him moan as you tenderly massage his scalp and play with his hair
>>64544568
You don't know, we could be girls
>>64539555
>Mary that's interesting to watch
>not pic related
>>64544568
>implying Rey isn't actually the male version of Luke
>>64536441
Why can't women into logic?
Marysue != main character who triumphs in the end.
>>64544782
I know, like how Luke was great at everything and fucked up Vader in ep IV. And peaked so early V and VI were so boring. It was annoying how Luke had to teach Han how to fly his own ship. And blew up the Death Star by dick smaking it.
>>64538504
nice fanfic
>favourite Mary Sue
He could literally get away with murder.
>>64544661
Based Coop
>>64538863
>>64545339
I want the wind to blow that farm-boy robe open
>>64545455
It's a travesty there were never any nip slips.
>>64539160
that's not how the force works
>>64541371
>not taking yourself too seriously
You should try that sometime
Wow, pre-accident Mark Hamill was a beautiful man. What a waste.
>>64543676
AotC Ewan is objectively the best
>>64546123
Maybe some day when Lucas finally passes they'll leak from his estate just maybe...
>>64546471
Truly the biggest tragedy of the 70's.
>>64538082
I did live in the 80s, it wasn't that great.
>>64546747
I'm not surprised he looks great with a beard hiding his scar. He should have had a beard for decades, it makes him look way better.
>>64536441
how is luke a mary sue?
>>64546750
Really? It seems like such a fun time period.
>>64546750
Lying sack of shit
It was still possible to buy food without high-fructose corn syrup or GMOs in it
Everything was cheaper
You could smoke in a building and not get the smoke-nazis on your ass for it
You could still smoke weed at the Rush or Maiden concert and no one would give a fuck (not even the cops)
You could go to that concert without the front part of the arena roped off for the rich people
You could bust your ass on that Mcdonald's metal playground or city park, and you'd be told to just suck it up and get over it instead of now where mommy runs to the lawyer to sue for millions.
There were still parts of America not over-whelmed and made shitty by sons of Obama, illegal Mexicans, and all the Africans and Muslims Obama's been pumping in
Faggots and other degenerates weren't uppity and had their own underground scenes where they kept their bullshit, and actually liked it that way because it made them feel like punks and others with underground scenes, and made them feel awesome having their own private scene. So they felt no need to shove their bullshit down our fucking throats.
The only things that are better now are advancements in medicine, HDTV's, video games, and the internet.
>>64546821
He's not. The more this is discussed, the more blatantly obvious it is that he was practically useless in the first 2 movies and undergoes decent character development.
Know who is a Mary Sue?Indiana Jones