Why does everyone hate Ewoks?

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>>64527669
that didnt exist in the 80s

teddy bears

>>64527634
You know if you just delete the Ewok riding the speeder and that one scene where like 7 stormtroopers are taken out by sticks without firing a shot, they work fine.

>>64527634
I don't hate them at all but they are hairy flesh eating midgets that never blink. Nothing endearing about that.

>>64527634
They're not all that bad. I don't prefer the scenes where they've captured the team and Luke earns their trust by floating C3P0, though it does serve to show Luke has learned a lot about the Force. I think they're alright and my gf finds them adorable. She says we should get one.

>>64527803
Richard Dawkins coined the phrase in 1989

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>>64529659

They were created solely to sell toys, and then the rest of the movie was crafted around them.

>>64529694
>I'm an ignoramus who feels triggered by his lack of knowledge, have a "reaction pic"

>>64527634
I just hate the fact the an entire Galactic Empire of storm troopers couldn't overwhelm a small group of whimsical fuzzballs with sticks militarily.

>>64527634
Because they took out a more believable primitive race and replaced them with teddy bears in order to sell toys. star wars has always been a glorified toy commercial, but that was the moment where they stopped trying to pretend it was anything else