>team of scientists returning from their mission to Mars
>one of them explains she'll need to rewrite some code for their plan to work
>IN ENGLISH PLEASE! XDDD
>>64507599
Come on, the movie was good. Only had a few "reddit" moments that annoyed me.
>>64507644
What 'b8' you fucking animal? Can you only deal in memes and site wars?
>>64507599
More importantly what the fuck did he actually say at the end of ant-man?
>>64507599
The mexican guy was retarded. He was there to make sure the crew was diverse but otherwise didn't do anything
>>64507683
It's the worst, most generic sci-fi since the last Star Trek.
If they'd dropped all the scenes involving people back on earth or the space ship, it could have been a 7/10 movie.
Instead, it's merely a 3/10 flick.
>70s music is so dope amirite guys?
>unnecessary "humor"
And this is considered as the best movie of the year.
>>64507686
I hate this faggot so much. His only talent is to look annoying and talk weird.
>>64507759
Literally every character in the movie besides Jessica Chastain hated the '70s music. At least pay attention if you want to complain.
>>64507807
It was mildly funny in the first scene where he complained about it.
It stopped being funny way before the 4. time they felt the need to reference it again.
only fedora wearing reddits watch this """"""""""""""""""""""""film"""""""""""""""""""
to not lie, it's quite literally "reddit: the flick". good day.
>Space movie
>Between the last 30 and last 5 minutes there is a complicated manover filled with cliffhangers when you know everything will be just fine
>>64507628
>Only had a few "reddit" moments that annoyed me.
"Science the shit out of this" alone wins it the cup of most reddit movie of the year
>>64507807
I'm talking about dadrock songs on the soundtrack you stupid homo.
>>64507628
nice b8 m8
>>64507599
>Random college scientist shows up to tell NASA about gravitational thrust
>>64507628
>only a few
The entire movie was designed to give reddit a hardon, especially Matt Damon's character. Every single line of his was one quip after another. They should have just cast Wil Fucking Wheaton.
Could have potentially been a great sci-fi movie, but instead was ruined by reddit.
A shame, really.
You don`t need a supercomputer to work out gravity assist slingshot.
Laptops don`t plug into supercomputers the way shown.
Mars soil is toxic.
Watching a Mars sunset is not recommended.
Sean Bean is an idiot.
Guy from Dumb and Dumber never got his tongue stuck which would have been funny.
>>64507949
that actually happened though
If Matt Damon's character had been affected at all psychologically in the 2 years he was up there it would have been much more interesting. He was a boring character.
>>64508056
This. Like wtf, he was still the same redditor as in the beginning of the movie
>>64508056
>had been affected at all psychologically
you could see some cracks in his manner near the end
>>64508086
>>64507599
>A long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
>black man says "Droid, please!" in a sassy manner
>>64507628
A& lot, actually..
>math nerd who save the day with the genius idea
>is literally BLACK
>chief of mission
>black
>white protestant mother - indian father
>>64507978
The source material was even more reddit than the movie
>You know what? "Kilowatt-hour per sol" is a pain in the ass to say. I'm gonna invent a new scientific unit name. One kilowatt-hour per sol is... it can be anything... um... I suck at this... I'll call it a "pirate-ninja".
>>64508056
Ridley Scott is British. They're all about keeping a stiff upper lip and never letting anyone know they're scared as fuck.
>>64508183
NASA is government, they're legally mandated to hire based on diversity and shit.
>>64507686
>I know a guy, that knew a bartender, that acknowledged a girl he acknowledged, that encouraged him to go talk to that chick, who was a underground journalist chick, who met a guy who was a superhero guy, looking for a guy who could shrink
It's not that deep senpai
>>64507599
>space movie
>dramaless bore fest
this movie would have been more interesting if nasa failed to rescue him. if he straight up died from starvation, that would have made this film a lot better.
>>64507599
This movie was honestly 130 minutes too long.
It felt like an overlong commercial/propaganda.
>>64509217
Ending where he misses the ship and flies away to space with his glove rocket crying "downvoteee" would be awesome
>>64508056
Implying they could film an actually interesting psychological thriller with novel ideas. Let's face it' we are in the Dark ages of cinema
>>64510425
>>64507599
>NASA Scientist
>Doesn't know what ASCII is
This movie was full of cringe worthy dialogue, predictable plot and cheesy moments
>le whacky black science kid xdd
>>64507599
I fell asleep for a couple of minutes towards the end of the movie, was it the random black science dude or Sean Bean's character who informed the crew on the ship about the rescue plan?
how did you guys like the iron man scene
>>64510425
top kek brah
This reddit film is too reddit to my reddit hating taste. Literally reddit: the popcorn flick
This flick is not any different than all the other generic output of the industry
You are literally hypocrites for bashing it tb.h
>Vogel and Beck are ready to catch Watney
>Chastain leaves her post and does it anyway.
scott finally make great movie and u fags start shitting on it, quite rude tbch
>characters speaking out loud what they are typing or reading.
>>64507949
You mean the guy that already worked for NASA?
>>64507847
Shitty b8
>>64507599
>one of them explains she'll need to rewrite some code for their plan to work
She actually need to patch the OS in multiple places
>>IN ENGLISH PLEASE! XDDD
He's a pilot and military, why would he be an expert on programming, faggot?
>>64507949
>Random college scientist
Did you even watch the fucking movie?
>>64507985
>Mars soil is toxic.
Which is why he mixed it with his shit.
>>64507985
>Sean Bean is an idiot.
At least he didn't die for once.
>>64508183
>white protestant mother - indian father
What is adoption?
>>64511415
>Doesn't know what ASCII is
He knew what ASCII is, he just wasn't autistic enough to memorize it.
>>64511482
Ed Stark.
I wish I got fucking money every time you retards write 'reddit' in your posts in this thread.
>>64516389
have my upboat good sir
>the German scientist guy gets an email from his wife
>the filename in the attached photo is "Dein Kinder"
>>64517218
>Dein Kinder
your children?
>>64517218
>Goes with them for long journey to another planet
>He didn't bother to tell them how to pronounce his name correctly
>>64517284
Kinder is a plural word, meaning that any possessive pronouns preceding it need to end in an 'e' (Deine). The German guy probably would've thought "Wow, my wife is forgetting basic grammar".
>>64507599
>they are scientists
>therefore they know everything, even coding and the lingo among programmers
The more /tv/ criticizes the martian, the more I realize the movie got so much right.
>>64517353
They make a point in the book about him thinking it weird since the grammar was wrong and not what he and his wife call their children.
>>64517285
this fucking bothered me
>>64507628
That black reddit kid was fucking so bad, holy shit, the pretty girl with the glasses should have came up with the idea, most of the reddit jokes ware not bad when he told them to himself but once he started sharing them with other people that shit was maximum cringe
>>64517499
>HEY, WOUGL
Why is Matt Damon's character such a perfect american hero. The whole movie feels way too pristine, you know that he's gonna get out of Mars, you know everything's gonna be alright in the end.
The guy doesn't have any fucking flaw, there isn't a moment where he shows any sign of true weakness or goes through any kind of rough patch where he gives up a bit. Even when his potato shit tent implodes he just gets angry for 2 s and that's about it.
>>64517285
>americans
>learning any euro names correctly
pls
>>64516389
>He's a pilot and military, why would he be an expert on programming, faggot?
That doesn't excuse using a stupid as fuck overused line, anon, which is the point of the argument.
I wonder if that stupid Lord of the Rings joke would have been made if Boromir wasn't in the fucking cast.
>>64517882
He literally explains why he doesnt stay mad or hopeless. He even says it at the end of the god damn movie when hes giving a lecture to space cadets. Maybe don't browse /tv/ before the credits roll.
>>64518105
It was in the fucking book you mongoloid of course it would be in the movie.
>sean bean explains the council of elrond
i couldn't cringe harder even if i wanted to
expected it to be atleast a bit better, holy fuck
>>64518246
The material is such a redditish shit. I'm glad I didn't buy it when I saw it in a bookshop.
>OMG Elrond's council, I get it, I'm such a neeeerd xD
>>64517218
Well it was a faked email from the NASA guy and he probably used google translate for it.
>>64517882
There's a point right after that where he's shook af counting potatoes in a half assed tent on fucking mars
>>64507599
>tfw read the book before seeing the movie
>all that missing interesting shit
>all that missing Watney sass.
it wasnt bad but the book is just so much better.
Missing the Dust storm, accidently destroying path finder, and the movie doing the iron man thing was retarded
>>64513154
it's not like other generic stuff isn't also bashed on here.
It could have been moty if it ended like this. All this preparation and he just forgets his helmet
>>64507686
