What were his final thoughts?
>>64490191
>I regret sticking my dick in Carrie Fisher
I shouldve fucked chewie before dying
>>64490191
"ow"
STOP, MY INVINCIBLE SON
"Thank god I'm done with this franchise"
>>64490191
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64490191
Once I'm done with this movie I'm going straight back to cali to fly my old fighter plane. will be great
>>64490191
>The EU is the true canon, this isn't real
>>64490278
/thread
>>64490191
>"I should've told that to Kanjiklub."
IT WAS A PRANK KYLO
>>64490191
ooh penetrate me harder son, HARDER
>>64490583
faggot
>>64490191
"HOLY SHIT IM FALLING AHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
>>64490191
Bane?
Dance off son! You and me!
>>64490191
Part time
>>64490191
confusion.
I'm solo, I'm Han Solo,
I'm Han Solo.
I'm Han Solo. Solo.
There was...something....I needed....to...tell....Kanjiklub....
>>64490278
>slated to make an appearance in episode VIII
Get fucked autist.
>>64490191
I should have shot first.
"You better kill Snoke you little faggot"
"Just like a taught you kid... Always... Shoot... First."*everyone goes black*
>>64490191
Have we started the fire?
>>64490721
nice
>>64490711
they would have already recorded all that shit while he was in costume
>>64490678
JonTron fan give me a high 5!
WE WUZ KINGZ AND SHIT
>>64490191
> They made me the Dumbledore of Star Wars
> My son is now the Professor Snape
> congrats here is the rest of the plot
>>64490711
Imdb isnt fucking proof
SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH A
>>64490191
"Oh no finn save me"
"I hope this is convincing."
>>64490594
>>64490291
The only correct answers
>>64490711
implying he didnt film everything already . he hates this shit wanted to be killed off in empire he's not coming back
>At least I'll shoot him first in the next version
>my feet hurt
>>64490191
>Light sabers fucking hurt!
>>64490191
>he was a good son
>Now I can finally do that Blade Runner sequel
Should've tried spinning. It's a good trick.
>I should have pulled out
>>64490191
"if you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"
>NBA 2K you guys honestly the ultimate mop and have no clue about basketball whatsoever. I understand that Steph Curry is the best player in the NBA but goddam.I know for a fact he is not getting CONSTANT and 1s on players such as Russel Westbrook and Kevin Durant. I also wasn't aware that Draymond Green is capable of making 11 CONTESTED three pointers in a single game. I know the warriors are the best team in the NBA but the neck you guys give the warriors is unreal and the amount of rebounds that Andrew Bogut gets is absolutely fucking insane. Yes, the warriors are the best team in the NBA but you would think the warriors team in 2k was the fucking dream team. I genuinely hope that NBA 2k turns into what NBA Live is now because they have no clue about basketball at all and just enjoy necking the best players in the NBA.
"Now I'll never know how Maz found the lightsaber"
"AGHHHH MY ORGANS ARE MELTING I COULD VOMIT FROM THE PAIN"
Then he had a heart attack from the fall, as is the case with all suicide jumpers
>>64490191
>Should've just slipped her the abortion pills I got off Lando
>>64490219
Do you think they ever did? I mean Harrison Ford and Carrie Fischer IRL.
Each man faces death, alone.
Ooowie!
>>64490711
As a force ghost!!!or not, i have no idea
>>64493025
probably wouldn't hurt if lightsabers cauterize the wound
>>64492715
>he hates this shit
I wouldn't go that far. I think he just hates that it's become a pandering-fest.
>>64493010
Maz told it to Kanjiklub
>>64492906
>>64492513
your a dead man
>>64493161
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
>>64493076
You know cauterizing would still fuckin hurt a lot mang
Fucking Leia. I knew that bitchy princess and her nagging was going to put me in my grave.
>>64490227
my fucking sides
>>64490191
HELP ME, LUKE AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
>"anything" he said. Ben held out his lightsaber, as if asking his father what to do with it. Han lay his hands upon it and they stared into eachother's eyes for a brief movment. Ben pushed the lightsaber toward his father, nudging him to make his decision and he did.; no words were needed for this exchange of intent. To bring his son back to the light, he must make the ultimate sacrifice. Knowing what he must now do, Ben activated the lightsaber, stabbing his father through the chest and was instantly stricken with guilt and remorse. The seduction of the light had came into fruition at the cost of his father's life.
>>64493036
Of course they did it, it was one of the known ones and I think Ford's wife divorced him
>>64493729
YA/10
>>64490191
>Chewie ... we're home
>Sorry about the mess.
>Oh shit I pressed the wrong button
Why was the kanjiclub all asian?
>>64493729
Kylo confirmed more fucked up than ever.
Why was Ren such a bitch?
Any sith prior to TFA would curb stomp a normie with ease and he almost lost to Finn.
Also why was Rey so powerful and how did she know she could mind control people if she didn't even know the jedi existed a few days ago?
>>64492906
>yfw harrison ford starts shuffling in a circle while impaled by a lightsaber and just fucking cuts himself in half
>>64494199
>sith
>>64494199
>Also why was Rey so powerful
That question was clearly left open on purpose.
>implying he's dead
Read the novels. He comes back as a robot.
Why couldn't Kylo Ren spin like Darth Maul?
>>64494334
Man the prequels were so much better, I didn't even think it possible.
>>64494334
Spinning is a Sith technique and a good trick. Kylo is neither a Sith or good at things.
>>64494334
Darth Maul's style is spinny
Kylo Ren's style is that he must attempt to kiss you before he inserts his lightsaber into his body.
>>64494411
Darth Vader didn't even have a style, he just fucked shit up.
Why didn't Sheev teach Vader how to spin?
>>64490191
>could have been on the Falcon dodging Kanjiklub rn
>just throw me off the bridge before I shit myself
>should have learned my lesson after the last Mary Sue
>at least my insides are being cauterized so this lasts as long as possible, fuck you Lucas
>my son needs a haircut
>>64494565
vader was already naturally talented at spinning and had reached his peak by RotS
sheev saw no reason to cultivate his skill further
>>64494606
Vader spinned so fast it was no longer visible by the human eye.
When he spin-dunked Sheev in RoTJ I didn't even know what was happening.
>>64490191
>i knew i shouldn't have fucked that whore
>>64490191
>I guess Greedo really did shoot first
>What did I do with all the money I had to pay my debt with Jabba?
Why didn't Han use his faster than blasts reflex to avoid the lightsaber?
He did it with Greedo.
>>64494703
did you see that scene in the special edition of RoTJ where some stormtroopers talked about how every empire starship had to be made gyroscopically stable to prevent vader's spinning from affecting its course
>>64494856
kek
>>64494856
>ROTJ introduced TIE interceptors, which have bent inward panels, reducing moment of inertia and therefore better spinning potential
>>64494199
he's working as a double agent for luke and has been manipulating things from the beginning.
How has a soldier indoctrinated from youth betray his comrades, unless under hypnotic mental conditioning.
How can someone just learn the force that quickly, unless you implanted memories of training into their mind.
How would a captain turn down the shields when they would die for the cause, unless of course they have their mind controlled by a force user.
And most importantly, why does Luke go into hiding after one of his pupils kills many trainees. The answer here would be that he brought the order into hiding so that he can train force sensitives in secret, put a double agent into his enemies midst and build a new jedi academy.
>>64495363
Vader's TIE fighter looked like that in ANH
>>64490191
thank fucking god im done with this shit series
>>64490191
Kylo's aWARM BLACK DINGUS
>>64490191
At least i'm done pretending to gush over this shitty Mary Sue bitch Rey. At least i'm getting paid a lot. At least it's finally over.
>>64490227
GODDAMMIT YOU STOLE MY POST
>>64490571
>>64490596
>>64490601
>>64493010
>>64493025
>>64494199
>>64494312
>>64494334
>>64494787
>>64496048
Who are you quoting?
About how much of a big guy kylo was
>>64494102
You should tell that to them.
>>64495626
It was the prototype, only vaders spinning necessitated longer bent panels
>>64496241
CHEWIE?
>>64490191
“You see pic related? I came in that. She was every sci-fi geeks fantasy and I came buckets in that until she was preggers. While you either jerked to this photo or made your fat, unattractive girlfriends dress up in the slave outfit that could barely keep from busting apart, I had the real thing bent over with her ass in the air begging for it. So what my son turned into a gigantic faggot (tends to happen to highly successful people for some reason), I blew up a death star, hung out with one of the most powerful Jedi Knights ever and my best bro (Chewie), and fucked an intergalactic princess.”
“I have no regrets.”
>>64490191
"I thought they smelt bad...on the outside"
>>64494334
i should really watch the prequels again
>>64496885
>Helped destroy two deathstars
>Toppled the Empire
>Fucked the Princess
>Bro-ed out with Chewie for 30+ years
I'd say Han lived a pretty good life
>>64490191
>I should have spent more time posting dank memes on a pakistani knitting board
>>64496925
They still suck.
>>64496885
Written like a poet + a fitting pic to go along with it.
What were his final thoughts?
>>64490191
>I know
>>64496885
cringe!
>>64497242
YOU suck.
>>64497426
>mee gatta no kreesta
>>64497426
Somehow I think he was a bit turned on by Leia choking him. David Caradine style.
>>64497521
Just because they suck doesn't mean they aren't enjoyable.
>>64497426
I'm really turned on, wish I'd gotten into auto erotic asphyxiation while I had the chance.
>>64490278
what about the han solo origins spin off? what about indiana jones?
You ain't going nowhere.
>>64490191
>I got a bad feeling about this!
>>64490291
is kanjiklub the name of the group, or "club" if you will or is kanjiklub the name of the main leader of said group?
>>64493090
he doesn't hate anything. he just doesn't give a fuck
>>64497620
there's nothing to really enjoy unless you're drunk enough to laugh at how bad they are
>>64494334
Damn, obi wan spinning his saber and sealing towards maul is so badass
"I should've worn a condom."
>>64497763
Kanjiklub is the guy harrison ford plays
>>64496885
And left her when she became fat and crazy
>>64494122
Does this mean more emo whining?
I'm so happy
the carbonate is gone.
I'm moving on.
I'm so happy
it's over now.
The pain is gone.
>>64490191
>im bored
>what time can i leave?
>my ankle hurts
>i wish Carrie would stfu
>she doesn't even need to be on set for this shot
>i'm hungry
>why does JJ need so many takes?
>i hope that intern left pot brownies in my trailer
>a man my age shouldn't have to diet
>never should have married Callista
>gold digging bitch make me do a shitty remakes
>my feet hurt
>look at this skinny kid...
>shia lebeouf was a better casting for my son
>alright Harrison, time to *act* now
>internalize your obsessive fear of death
>while pretending to die
>...keep your eyes closed while they wrap up the scene
>in ten minutes you will be on the freeway home
>...im not doing the promo stuff
>fuck fallon
>i hope this won't need another retake
>>64490774
>*everyone goes black*
not til episode 9
>>64490191
OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
>>64490191
"That's it, Harry! You finally did it, you magnificent son of a bitch, you finally got out of this mess you never should've went in to in the first place!"
I can't believe I got killed by my son, Kylo Ren, the new Sith Lord.
>now I can be one with the force... Wait, I can't?
Hahahah the dude can't see his force sensitive wife in the afterlife
>>64490191
I'm a dead man
STOP
MY INTELLIGENT VELACIRAPTORS
yeah
>i could sure go for some chili and sea bass right about now
>>64490291
Dude I laughed so hard I got acid reflux back here
>>64502957
>>64490838
What? He was clearly quoting the song in the Star Wars kinect dancing game. What does JonTron have to do with it?
>>64492942
Yes. This is definitely what went through solos mind. It looked like a long drop. He probably had some time to think.
>>64503245
Because Jontron reviewed that game henceforth is related to Jontron duh :P
>>64496048
CRASHING THIS THREAD
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>64492906
>>64493143
>>64494334
PSA THAT SPINNING GETS YOUR LEGS CUT OFF AND YOU FALL INTO LAVA IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>64492942
I agree, I constantly shit on people using the Heat when Lebron was on their team just because the game is broken. The fact that the last time I played 2k was when Lebron was with the Heat should show you how little I play, but I still roflstomped people who tried as hard as they fucking could to get good at the game every day for months just to have Lebron force push them out of the way so he could dunk freely.
"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved."
>Won't get to see the Rey x Finn BLACKED spinoff series
>>64494334
Maul was trained in the art of spinning by Sheev. Sheev is dead in TFA.
>>64497732
>han solo origins
It's a young Han. They'll get Chris Pratt or Shia or something.
>>64490191
>>64490191
Why does he have black hair?
>>64490278
han was supposed to die in ep 5 when he got frozen.
Snoke heh.
Dumb name.
>>64497426
He didn't die, he just came so hard he fainted.
>>64490191
>I wonder if lightsaber fuel can melt steel beams.
>BUT I NEVER MADE A DEAL WITH KANJIKLUB
>>64490191
> Someone else is gonna deal with your mopy face and your resentful ass mother, thank god!
>158 replies
>No "I've got a bad feeling about this".
/tv/!
