>it's an elderly person falls for an obvious scam and wants the thousands of dollars back from the con-artist resulting in a camera ambush as they're exiting their car episode
>it's another hectic as fuck shampoo price comparison episode
>>64465558
HOONS
it's a blame honest payday loan companies because people are too retarded to understand interest and manage their finances episode
>>64465558
> Its an Aldi vs Woolworths vs Coles home brand taste comparison episode.
>It's another episode where they shill for camel milk or some other degenerate shit they now declare is a "superfood"
>WE WENT UNDERCOVER episode
>blatantly obvious cam lense sticking out of a purse
>faces of merchants are not blurred
CONTRACTOR CHARGES TOO MUCH FOR ROOF REPAIR
HOMEOWNER TOO STUPID TO GET QUOTES
12 FOR YOU WILL SAME HIM
> It's a based conman suckers lonely women into giving him all their money and leaves them episode.
>its a chloe b episode
>it's a drinking tap water is just as bad as drinking bleach episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0fSeLZ0Jj4
Crimewatch is much better
>tfw this guy turns up at your work
>Its a revolutionary new way to lose weight fast that was invented by australians and could hit the shelves in as early as 3 years now episode
>>64465558
There's no actual repercussions for this shit other than public shame is there?
Seriously thinking I want to try it.
The amount of brain dead morons living comfortably off even more brain dead morons just makes me think hard work is a ridiculous joe.
>>64465983
Depends on the scam, some are probably illegal
>it's a catching beggar drive away in a brand new car episode
>>64465950
>w-we're acting
>>64466005
>some are probably illegal
kek. Yeah, I guess you're right. That would explain why the sap went to a fucking tabloid show rather than the police.
>>64465975
>your sis will never be comfortable enough for you to grab her tit
>it's a "hoons doing burnouts in an empty car park in the middle of nowhere" episode
nothing beats a good ol neighbours from hell story.
>>64465867
HOUSEWORK BOTCHED BECAUSE THE HOMEOWNERS WENT WITH THE CHEAPEST MOST INEXPERIENCED BUILDER BUT WON'T ADMIT TO IT
>its a angry neighbor, knock knock can we talk to you episode
>>64465954
Don't you mean Watchdog?
Also lel at his sidekick getting done for benefit fraud
WHATS BETTER COLES OR ALDI
LETS TALK TO THIS BALD FAT FUCK TO FIND OUT
>it's a deadbeat dad with three families who pays no child support episode.
>>64466148
>Did you know Aldi charges more for powerade?
>OYE THINK IT'S BLOODY DISGUSTING
>>64465983
If you carry out the work/deliver the service as promised and you agree on the price there's little they can do even if you quote an extortionate amount. A deal is a deal. If you commit fraud or outright con someone you're in the shit.
>it's a dodgy tradie on the run episode
>tradies are worse than hitler for not doing everything for free
>its a nigger episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woXktI5dkq8
>it's a shaming of the Current Affair's target audience episode
>>64466189
Yeah, but a dodgy contract some asswipe signs without reading lets you get away with virtually anything.
>>64466266
>Oh hey, The Chase
>oh no, it's the aus version
>"HA HA HA HA"
>>64466308
Everything he says is sarcastic douche, ruins the aus version of the chaser.
http://youtu.be/jHso1e6NY90
DUDE ICE AND HOONS AND PEOPLE THAT STARE AT PEOPLE AWKWARDLY LMAO
>>64466266
>that terrible delivery
Oh my ribs
>>64466266
based o'keefe.
anyone who doesn't love this cocaine fueled, high energy delivery, one man conversation of a pocket-rocket is a çuck
>>64465768
>payday loans
>honest
hahaha
>>64466553
Since anyone who uses the word "based" is subhuman garbage fit for nothing except a bullet in the head it cancels out.
>>64466266
Hilarious.
If this happened on American television he would not have a career.
>>64466299
Yeah that's what I mean, if you're the one breaking the contract though you could find yourself in the shit.
>>64465950
>Everything looks like it's from the 90's
>HELLO QUEENSLAND
Oh
in a better world all the "reporters" on a current affair would actually be killed during the show and be seen to die by the mongoloid scum who watch it. that dwarf martin king would be cut open from the groin to the forehead and flop about moaning and trying to hold in his bowels
I don't understand threads like these. Do you all feel extra smart because you wouldn't fall for any of these scams? A lot of these conmen are opportunists who seek out people at their most desperate. If you really needed help as soon as possible would you really be breaking the bank looking for the utmost quality? You all sound fairly sheltered honestly.
>>64466620
if it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is
>>64466619
I can only hope this program along with most, if not all of Australian TV dies out with the baby boomers.
>>64466584
>Since anyone who uses the word "based" is subhuman garbage fit for nothing except a bullet in the head it cancels out.
>>64466619
if it sounds too good to be true, it most likely is
>>64466649
except for the times when it is actually true.
>>64466584
hello reddit!
>It's a neighbours from hell episode
>>64466670
You're right to feel upset and defensive, anon.
>>64466712
>You're right to feel upset and defensive, anon.
>>64466390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lix_7Gdwwz0
>It's a 2 hour Chaser Current Affairs compilation
>>64466576
>take on substantial risk giving instant money to smackheads and scroungers with 6 kids
>loans that have a decent chance of never being paid back, for small enough amounts that aren't worth pursuing
>ask for a double digit percentage interest in return
>"it's the evil payday loan companies fault I took one to buy a TV and can't pay it back because I didn't count on not being able to collect on my cash in hand jobs in time"
>>64466720
Yeah, like that. Based.
>>64466746
>I blame the victims
>>64466712
kinda like you
>>64465975
>That pic
H-hot
>>64466773
>I blame the capitalists
>>64466773
eh, what do you do? where there's conflict between aca and loansharks it's still like being asked to judge the relative tastiness of two chunks of shit
>>64466773
>I vote greens
>its a fat people try to explain themselves episode
>>64466773
You mean
>Stupid people should be forgiven for being stupid
>tfw no NBN
>>64466879
>>64466864
>>64466844
>>64466824
It's really that easy guys.
>>64466773
High interest/risk loans are a fact of life. Lenders can't afford to give out low interest loans to high risk clients. It's just basic economics, you filthy communist.
>>64466902
>I was just pretending to be retarded
perth here.
who else heard about the pedo scum who admitted he still gets turned on by kids, but because he did ten years for molesting little johnny he is being released?
>>64466918
I literally said something I knew would piss people off and it did. You guys just can't let it go. Too funny.
>it's a dumb person ran up a $1500 phone bill and we're going to shame telstra into forgiving them episode
>>64466902
>>64466902
>It's a bogan tenants trash house and disappear episode
>>64466943
>I was the master troll all along!
>>64466967
You can take down those roadblocks now.
>>64466898
Thanks Abbott
>>64466951
It's telling when you are so knee-jerk defensive you have a picture at the ready when confronted by your own flustered attitude. Do you have a weight problem?
Still better than holo deck episodes fampai
>>64466925
link us the story?
>>64467007
Kek. Don't give yourself to much credit, faggot. Spend enough time here with retards who say stupid shit and then renege you put an image into your 4chan folder.
Guy, what can i make out of plastic bottles rather than throwing them out?
>>64466950
>>64466950
I tried this.
I called up RAC and asked for free insurance for three years.
they declined, then I asked why the fat fuck who had a heart attack got it for free along with a new house and other cool shit. they said ''they were rewarding him with free insurance because he was a loyal member''
I argued with this RAC bitch for like 20 minutes before she put her supervisor on the phone. I got a free 6 months car insurance from it. kick up shit with these people, they usually give in, and just dont want the hassle. goes for anything. just rock up to maccas and start causing a scene about how you didnt get your order receipt from the self serve thing and youve already paid. get really aggressive and loud and they just give you what you want.
>>64466601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEtjaZ8ZuNU
>>64465912
oh god how she makes my dick hard
>>64467119
I hope harry connick jr got banned from australia for being that much of a bitch
>>64467035
was on the radio this morning. cant seem to find it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3277895/Outrage-Perth-convicted-pedophile-abused-young-girls-released-community-given-anti-libido-medication.html
similar story here,
might not be perth but it was somewhere in AUS.
its disgusting, the judge should have his kids taken off him and given to this bloke for a few weeks.
>>64466046
The tabloid shows pay them for their shitty stories.
>>64467133
Where can I find her good scenes
>>64466070
They really don't look like brother and sister.
>>64467153
There's also this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSB4sQGT_4
He legitimately should be executed
>>64466405
Ice is a pretty big problem though and in a completely different league to other illicit drugs like cannabis.
Does anyone else remember the episode where a family lost a contest and so they felt scammed and so ACA sent them to Seaworld?
>>64467153
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-10-15/dangerous-sex-offender-released-by-supreme-court-judge/6857054
Better article.
People should just vigilante them.
>>64467178
Empornium.
>>64467207
Not even the most hardcore civil libertarian/greenie scum could successfully argue why this piece of shit should be allowed to keep living.
>>64466773
The victims being the loan companies that give money to high risk losers to help them through tough times charging a high interest over a short time? Or are the victims the people who take money knowing that they have to pay back the money plus interest on a set date but are so terrible at managing their lives they end up taking out another larger loan to to pay the first one back and then spiralling into more debt by taking more and more money in an act that is basically a ponzi scheme until they then go and cry about it to the tabloids to try and get either let of the hook by the company or to receive donations from readers since they've run out of creditors?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-2pVsKRNX8
>you will never be as based as corey
>>64467219
>>64467207
dont the rebels pay you cash if you tell them where they live?
>>64467251
You're so butthurt lol does your daddy work for a creditor? Did you major in "business"?
>>64467251
These business are predatory jews at their worst, the government should legislate to protect the poorest/stupidest people from them.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOPuLucb7GA
BASED
A
S
E
D
if you havnt seen this show yet prepare yourself for glory
>>64467275
Dunno but there was pedo search site setup a while back in WA. You had to use ID to do search in your area. But if its still around I will sell pedo addresses to bikies.
>>64467330
loved this show
>>64467336
https://www.communityprotection.wa.gov.au/LocalSearch/LocalSearchWithMdl
still around
>>64465983
Well Tupperware keeps going, so no, there's no actual repercussions
>>64467309
>ruin it for everyone to protect the stupid
I bet you think they should ban alcohol and tobacco too
>>64467086
That's a guaranteed way to have people fuck with your food.
>it's a neighbor dispute EP.
>>64467433
We have banks and credit cards, etc for people to use. These business are targeted to people at the absolute bottom of society and exploits the fuck out of them.
>>64467375
No pedos in my area.
fuckin take a hiot ya poofta
>>64467309
the government in the uk has, they've made it so before you're given a loan you see and know exactly how much you have to pay back and when, and they've set a limit on how much they're allowed to lend you and fine you for late payments. It could not be clearer, yet there are still countless stories of people still racking up loads of debt because they take out the loans knowing x amount must be paid back on y date and they don't. If they know they wont have x by y then they shouldn't agree to the loan and it's they're own fault. The only way to stop these morons racking up debt is to ban payday loans. However there are probably 90+% of the people using them that are fine and use them correctly i.e. something has come up and they need a small amount of money, like a few 100 for a week or two until they get paid and then they can pay back 120
>>64467383
Why bring tupperware into this?
It's not so bad, just overpriced. I hav plenty of tupperware, it's just not branded as such.
>>64467119
Never forget the national humiliation
>>64467517
just you ;^)
>>64467491
Until the banks let those people at the bottom of society have credit cards and loans, the only alternative is an actually loan shark who would exploit them even more
I think pedos are ddos'ing the wa pedo registry, its slow as.
>>64467590
>its slow as
typical WA
This is a pedo, I did search with drivers license I found ages ago.
>>64467715
forgot pic
>>64467738
Looks almost identical to this guy Steve whom went to my high school.
>>64466746
>it's an "I don't understand payday loans" post
>>64467738
Looks like an older version of my mate Bambi.
>>64465950
>It's one of the countries best kept secrets, a rebel army working deep beneath the city
>"why do you come down into these tunnels mate?"
BANE?
>>64467568
Containers are fine, but their whole system basically works as a pyramid scheme. Same as the multi cooker one, Thermolux? Thermomix?
>>64467926
Things like that are built on buyers remorse. People regret their purchase so sell on to others to feel justified in their purchase.
>>64467926
Is this some American thing?
What is the tupperware scheme?
I just buy plastic containers to keep my food fresh.
>>64468100
It's marketed to stay at home mothers
>Lets take a look at some comparison prices between companies we definitely aren't being paid by
>Lets take a look at this revolutionary new product that definitely isn't being advertised
>Look guys, we used up the channel 7 budget to buy a drone!
ACA and Today Tonight may be the greatest things in existence
>>64468182
>Look guys, we used up the channel 7 budget to buy a drone!
>it has no autonomous function
>>64468152
Seems like poor marketing. I'm a fit man who likes to make meals in bulk. Perfect product for me.
OUR TEAM OF ELITE INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISTS LOOKED UP HIS NAME IN THE PHONE BOOK
WE HAVE TRACKED HIM DOWN TO HIS HOUSE, WHERE HE LIVES
>>64468100
You host a party at your house which is run by a Tupperware consultant, in which they try to sell you a bunch of overpriced products. In order for you to get X product you want for free or at a certain discount, you have to sell X amount of products at your party, or get your guests to get other people to buy X amount of shit, basically turning into a pyramid scheme where no one but the original Tupperware consultant way up high makes money, and everyone gets dicked, even the person that ran the party. So to make money from that, they host a fuck ton of these parties a week.
Meanwhile, Thermomix costs like 3 grand or something, but you can get one for free if you have a Thermomix party at yours and get like 6 of yours guests or some other number to buy one. They in-turn have their own parties to be able to buy a Thermomix, etc etc etc
>>64467574
Of Australia or America's subsequent gnashing of teeth?
>>64467524
>ice dare bong
classic choice, either that or tomato sauce or lipton ice tea
STARRING REBECCA GIBNEY
>>64468237
Jesus fucking Christ, Americans are so retarded. If you want to store food in a container in Australia you just go to a store and buy one. You're not required to host a party or anything. Americans sure know how to make things convoluted.
>>64468342
>Americans
NIGGA THIS IS HAPPENING HERE IN AUS TOO
>>64468292
>lipton ice tea
dats the shit nigga
>>64468342
There are plenty of similar pyramid schemes here too though
Dumb single mums with too much time and the drive to be a "businessmum" are the same everywhere
>>64468342
tupperware parties happen here in australia too. also avon is pretty much the same thing.
>>64468237
You can get a general idea about how these things work from watching that one arc of Welcome to the NHK
>>64468410
what the fuck is avon. The only avon I know is the descent
>>64468410
>also avon is pretty much the same thing.
Avon didn't die with the Internet?
>>64468466
The make up brand? Dude where the hell in Australia do you live that you haven't been exposed to any of the single mum schemes through either a retarded relative, friend or neighbour?
>>64468506
Avon managed to survive somehow by having pretty decent products though. I remember my mum getting me their skin toner when I was younger to clear up any skin issues I had. That shit was fucking impressive. Clearasil had nothing on it
>>64468506
My grandmother does Avon
She seems to enjoy it so I don't want to be the shitcunt who tells her it's a scam
>>64468563
>>64468582
Fair enough. I guess a quality product will always survive. Surprised they didn't invest more in transitional marketing.
>>64468622
I think they just scaled back. Plus having an Avon lady in the neighbourhood has basically become a standard thing by now. They're basically drug dealer equivalents
>>64468511
it somewhat rings a bell but I dont pay much attention to retarded female shit.
>>64467119
I don't care about the racist blackface mongojongo but exactly IS the joke here?
"oh we put on makeup and silly wigs haha comedy"
Is that really the punchline or is this like an inside joke you guys have over there?
>>64468647
>think they just scaled back.
Literally the dumbest thing a company could do when door to door became cheaper and easier than ever before with a far large audience.
>>64468673
It's basically the live television equipment of "DUDE BLACK PEOPLE LMAO" jokes that fill up /b/
>>64468673
There was this shitty variety show that ran through the 70's to the 90's called "Hey Hey It's Saturday".
It had a segment called 'Red Faces' where various acts would come on and get rated/abused by the judges (kinda like when shitty acts go on shows Americas Got Talet)
Anyway at one point there was this act on that was basically just a bunch of people in blackface pretending to be the jackson 5 or whatever, I guess that was amusing in the 80's for some reason.
Around 2010 they tried to reboot Hey Hey It's Saturday after it had been off air for about a decade or so, and they somehow thought it was a good idea to get the blackface jackson 5 act back on for nostalgia or something. So it's kinda become renowned a massive fuckup/poor decision.
>>64469292
harry "fucktard" connick jr is the literally the only reason anyone cared
>>64469292
It's also worth mentioning that the newer series of Hey Hey It's Saturday aired in Wednesday's
Australian networks are so fucking shit
>>64469292
>shitty variety show
>he can't handle that glorious Red bants
Soft
also. harry connick sjw had done a mad tv skit as a black reverend before
>>64468673
It was a talent thing, there was no need for a joke, it was just 5 guys dressed as and singing Jackson 5 songs
>>64468673
The joke is that the American guy is a typical American PC cuckold and his whining killed the Hey Hey reboot.
