So all of you are hating on Rey solely because she's an attractive girl, probably reminding you of the dream gf you never had. You don't hate on Anakin who built 3po when he was 8 yet there are at least 3 active Rey hate threads at any given time. It's clearly thinly veiled sexual frustration
>>64446393
I just want her to get assfucked, anon.
>>64446393
>attractive girl
But she's a man.
Luke had the same faults
>>64446723
No, they're nothing alike. She doesn't even have faults.
>>64446393
> Rey
> attractive
Pick one
>>64446393
I bet she could use the force to stimulate your dick in ways you couldn't imagine
no, it's because she has full knowledge of her force powers without any training whatsoever
>>64446393
>You don't hate on Anakin who built 3po when he was 8
Yeah, you're totally right anon. Nobody ever hates on the bullshit in the prequels, including Darth Vader being turned into a perfect Messiah-like figure prophecised to be the savior of the galaxy. Everyone totally loved that.
>>64446764
>inB4 in the next movie they're going to go crazy trying to give Rey faults
>they'll dedicate entire scenes to how "Not a Mary Sue" she is
>>64446465
>implying men can't be attractive girls
also, a man won woman of the year 2015
A Star Warsian's Tale
"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Rey as she stepped on the bridge of the Millennium Falcon. "Here I am, the youngest Jedi in the Resistance - only eighteen and a half years old." Captain Solo came up to her. "Oh, Rey, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?" "Captain! I am not that kind of girl!" "You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship permanently while I go get some hot chocolate for us." C3PO came onto the bridge. "What are you doing in the command seat, scavenger?" "The Captain told me to." "Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind."
Captain Solo, Finn, Kanjiklub and Chewbacca debarked with Rey to Whiforla XI. They were attacked by green droids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Rey revealed to Finn that she too was half diversity hire. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her unprecedentedly untrained Force powers and they all got away back to the ship.
But back on board, R2D2 and Rey found out that the men who had debarked were seriously stricken by the hibernation sickness, Rey less so. While the four rebels languished in Crew's Quarters, Rey ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Neimoidian Order of Gallantry and the Sarkeesian Order of Good Vaginahood.
However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Solo, Kylo Ren, BB8, and Luke Skywalker, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of the Republic.
Anakin was pretty bad but he was only a skilled mechanic and pilot. Rey was a skilled mechanic, pilot, as well as being skilled at using the force, a lightsabre and jedi mind tricks. Also Anakin still got his shit slapped plenty of times, Rey literally never lost a fight.
>>64447029
because Luke had a lot of sword fighting skill the first time he used his lightsaber right?
He deflected those shots from that little ball by using the force to guide him, the same thing Rey did at the end there.
plus she was really good at melee fighting, as was shown in the Jakku scene
>>64447146
Based on all the prequel circle jerk threads, it seems people do love it
>>64447352
>because Luke had a lot of sword fighting skill the first time he used his lightsaber right?
He didn't.
>>64447352
Random desert thugs who want to steal a droid (who weren't expecting any resistance at all) =/= an actual Dark Jedi who is trying to kidnap you.
>>64447232
she also was a natural with the blaster
>>64447418
that's my point, you can be good at fighting and piloting by extension, by being very force sensitive.
>>64446393
>all those fallacies and blatant wrongness
Fuck off, outsider.
>>64447497
but what about the jedi mind tricks she pulled on Daniel Craig and using the force to grab a distant lightsaber from someone with actual training?
>>64447352
> because Luke had a lot of sword fighting skill the first time he used his lightsaber right?
Except when he said "ow".
reminder that the only arguments reyfags have are
>you only hate her because she's a girl
>prequels had shit characters so it's ok for this character to be shit
>MAYBE they'll give us a plausible explanation in a few years
It's pathetic how much mental gymnastics people are willing to do to rationalise this horrendous character
>>64447555
Well maybe she realized that the force can affect people's mind after Kylo used his powers on her?
I don't know, that could be it.
No idea about the sabre thing, it's pretty out there. I'll leave it as "movie making magic" and carry on.
guys I think she's really cute tho
that's why I like her
Also Leia isn't hot either but people are ok with her
i loved Rey so idk what u guys r talking about
I'm honestly naming my first daughter Rey
>>64447352
He didn't even use the light Saber until the second movie (and still got owned)
You just know there's gonna be a golden bikini like scene with Rey, so I'll hold out for the sake of the epic fapping that will come with it
Daily reminder.
>>64446393
>Rey is attractive
>people didn't hate on Anakin
>>64447727
Still needs training in order to actually do. And she's had none.
Rey is the new Sith , in the next films dark turn. She is like Obi wan original description of Anakin. Kylo is a mess , Snoke needs an apprentice
>>64446393
>You don't hate on Anakin who built 3po when he was 8
anakin was a mentally stunted slave of a space jew who forced him to work as a mechanic from birth. No shit he knew how to work a wrench it was literally the only thing he knew how to do.
>>64447352
did you miss the part where luke got hit by the trainer ball?
>>64447223
>In a moment of weakness Rey revealed to Finn that she too was half diversity hire
>>64447987
Fuck. my sides. Laughing too hard.
Please. Stop.
>>64446393
Anakin is the most hated prequel character...and the prequels had Jar Jar.
>>64446393
She's not even hot. She has a giant meaty oversized head and no body at all. Also that demonic smile
>>64447497
Luke got shot by the training ball and the first time he actually had a lightsaber duel, he lost his saber and his hand.
>>64448561
Stop arguing with these people, no matter how many times you point out how Luke is nowhere near Rey they just start over in a new thread
>>64446393
>You don't hate on Anakin
anvils/8
How sexy is disney willing to go with Rey?
>>64447836
She's cute. Too cute. Like daughter cute. I couldn't fuck her if she went down on me.
>>64446393
>probably reminding you of the dream gf you never had
But OP... that's why I like her.
>>64446393
* Name one fault with Rey.
* Name one mistake she made that had any real consequences.
* Name one challenge she faced where she failed.
>protip: you can't
>protip #2: because she is Mary Rey Sue
Instead of having her do a mind trick, which we've only seen two much more experienced jedi do in the new canon, one of whom failed the only time he tried, why didn't she just use the force to undo her restraints?
>>64451695
It'd be pretty difficult to communicate to the audience what was happening
I'm not saying I don't like her, but her character is garbage.
>>64446723
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64446442
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64452805
>>64452304
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64452970
>tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64450829
Do the same for Luke Skywalker
>>64453233
>whiny and impulsive
>causes all his friends from the academy to die for his sake because he's incompetent
>gets rekt by Vader to the point of losing a limb
Done.
>>64446393
Went to see this today with a varied audience, we all hated it.
Kylo ren boring villain
Rey is a mary sue
Its a rehash of EP4
Only good things:
Poe
Finn
Wasted of 20 bucks.
>>64447208
>trying to justify his love for cock
>>64446393
>It's clearly thinly veiled sexual frustration
>>64446393
>You don't hate anakin from PT
Is this like your first time I'm /tv/? We don't like the prequels
>>64447629
Nah there's one more, you're all contrarian assholes.
I don't hate Rey at all, and I like her.
But I think these calls of mary sue are premature. We have no clue about Rey's background. Maybe she was being trained as a child, but then got taken away before she completed anything? Maybe it's a painful memory for her?
Her being able to pull off a Jedi Mind trick opens a lot more questions....like why does she even know what a Jedi mind trick is? Even if she's strong in the force, she'd have to learn what sort of tricks there even are in the first place.
I assume we'll learn more in movie 8. Until then, I feel like us making fun of her Sue'ism is largely a way to make us all look dumb when they pull a reveal later.
>>64454798
>>64452970
>>64452805
>>64452304
>>64452225
>caring about star wars
>>64455175
>Not caring about War Stars
It's like you're an un-person.
>>64446465
Luke was a pretty, pretty girl
>>64455173
I don't really like her because she was such a plain blank slate of a character. The only time she showed some assemblies of personality was when she was in her little home and wore that Rebel helmet.
And thats really all we got of her.
>>64455591
>You will never be sandwiched between Luke and Poe where Luke is the bottom and Poe is the top.
>>64446393
>>64455591
why is he so perfect brehs
>>64455591
God he was always such a happy adorable motherfucker. I want to go back in time and marry him.
>>64455173
>But I think these calls of mary sue are premature
I think it's only fair that we call it like it is right now and if the sequels actually manage to excuse all this then maybe it will all be forgiven.
Though for now, she's annoyingly perfect.
>>64455173
>
I assume we'll learn more in movie 8. Until then, I feel like us making fun of her Sue'ism is largely a way to make us all look dumb when they pull a reveal later.
That would just further validate the criticism since they'd be admitting that her characterization in TFA is garbage and are trying to retrofit an explanation
>>64455591
>tfw prime Luke will never be your padawan
>tfw old Luke will never be your master
>>64455175
Is this a meme?
>>64446393
it;s just a small minority of stormfags and misogynist on the internet who hates her. all my friends loved the movie and loved rey
>>64446393
>attractive
Subjective. Personally I find her rather plain and masculine for my taste
>Anakin
Both Anakin and Luke had a bit of the Gary Stu thing going in episode 1 and 4, but it was no where near as bad as Rey.
Pic unrelated
>>64456898
Luke was never a Stu. You don't grow into becoming a Stu.
>>64456966
That's true, in ANH he was basically a warm body with a blaster and later in a x-wing.
>>64455700
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>>64456785
Your friends are tasteless faggots.
>>64457123
>no qt tiny Luke to hold and rest your head on top of
It hurts.
>>64456785
I'm not a misogynist and I found Rey bland as fuck. I was actually looking forward to her when I first went to see TFA because I liked Leia so much, but she was just disappointing. She felt like a checklist a male writer tried to fill to get PC brownie points rather than a real character.
> You don't hate on Anakin who built 3po when he was 8
Uhh, OP
>>64457945
For all you know it might just have been a build-your-droid-kit
Meanwhile Rey knows more about the falcon than FUCKING HAN SOLO
>>64457983
Point is, everyone hates Anakin.
>>64446393
>You don't hate on Anakin who built 3po when he was 8
>Thinks anakin actually built c3po from scratch
All anakin did was fix c3po, and he did so with the knowledge he recieved from working in wattos shop from an early age.
>>64447987
I try to comfort myself by deciding that these things are made as a joke, but then I remember I'm on fucking 4chan and people actually think this way.
>>64447352
You're comparing a training droid to a Dark Jedi and the main on screen villain of the movie
>>64455173
Maybe a work of art should be able to stand on its own and not need later, currently non-existent works of arts to justify it
I loved Rey and the movie but this is a stupid argument. Everybody just needs to move on and find something else to argue about.
>>64459324
>Everybody just needs to move on and find something else to argue about.
Fine. Finn is force sensitive.
>>64459324
But this is the only place you can complain about her shitty character without fear of reprisal.
>>64447232
What about when she was frozen and captured?
>>64459806
She wasn't in the right state of mind at that point. She'd probably beat his ass if she wasn't freaking out and running away.
>>64447987
I fucking saw this before I saw the movie and I was giggling and laughing about "little white cuck ball".
Also
>nebbish
Either this was made by a Jewish person, a /pol/tard who accidentally appropriates Yiddish because they're stupid, or an incredibly subtle joke that I love.
>>64447987
>nsfw on a sfw board
wat
