jesus fucking christ
JUST
Lol who cares.
It just makes him more suitable for his life role - jack sparrow
Amber, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>64434584
Nice hair implants, fag.
>>64434700
He's rich as fuck and owns an island.
>>64434700
The divorce settlement will enlighten you.
>>64434584
Why do women pretend to like Johnny Depp?
>>64434700
MONEY
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All women are whores son, when will you finally learn to accept this?
>>64434700
you are a pretty blue eyed blonde girl.
you don't like working at all
what do you do?
if the answer is not "bang some rich guy", you're not only pretty and blonde but also dumb af.
>>64434700
>>64435547
My preferred actress
>>64434700
>>64435547
Ive never been more jelly in my life than when i saw her hacked video
>>64436868
>her hacked video
i demand being spoonfed on the topic
>>64435547
are you trying to get me to fap?
>>64437114
why not
>>64436868
For real? I never saw anything more cringey.
honestly he still has the base to look good. just needs to lose his belly and whatever the hell is happening with his teeth.
maybe it's for a movie.
>>64437202
U wouldn't cringe if it was meant for you
>>64437431
I would. She's just another random hot blonde girl.
>>64437544
your(possessive) a gay
>mfw Depp was my first celebrity crush
It kind of hurts seeing him this way. What the fuck happened?
>>64437613
Sorry Amber you're just not my type. But looking at the OP I'm not your type either ;^)
>>64436868
>Terry
how does this fuckface make so much money doing overblown flash-only pictures?
>>64437738
...g
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>>64437770
He's probably high ranking Iluminati or something, I like his work though.
>>64437721
He's 52
>>64438657
being 52 is no reason to become literal JUST incarnate
>>64438657
>53 allegedly, maybe it's more
>>64438657
What's his excuse again?
>>64434818
he sold it before he Brando'd himself
>>64438657
plenty of +50 year old are still considered hot/good looking. especially actors.
guy looks fucked up.
isnt he an full blown alcoholic would explain some things atleast
>>64438657
Your point?
He could at least get a haircut.
>>64435205
>>64437046
only if you post more of this
>Disney de-prioritized the next POTC movie and series as a whole because of capeshit and spaceshit, and it's not due for another two years.
>it's basically filler in between capeshit and spaceshit movies now
Yeah I mad. I like the POTC series. Sue me.
>>64437721
tits or gtfo
he would literally look amazing if he lose 20 pounds and starts dressing his age. faggot is doing it to himself because he refuses to grow up
>>64439457
I feel you, m8
>>64438657
and you're an extremely bad troll or just retarded
He'll be back in shape soon, most likely.
By the time the next Pirates movie comes out, they're gonna have to "Terminator" CGI everyone to keep it from looking like a fuckload of time has passed since the last one
It's bullshit
>>64439588
I just want to see what Barbarossa does with the Queen Anne's Revenge
>>64440429
From what I understand everyone gets killed and sent to the locker where Sparrow searches for Poseidon's trident
>>64440379
The new one comes out in 2017. Pirates 3 came out in 2007, and the events in Pirates 5 are set at least 10 years after Bloom became the new captain of the Dutchman. Shouldn't be too big of a deal.
>>64440898
And Bloom aged so much in such a short time that they had to CGI the fuck out of him in the Hobbit
>>64441030
Well, that decision made more sense seeing how he was not only supposed to be an immortal elf, but also 60 years younger than he was in LOTR.
The actor playing his son in Pirates 5 is 26 years old. I'm not saying they won't CGI the fuck out of him, but there shouldn't be a need to, considering the script.
>>64441292
He's the undead captain of the Frying Dutchman now. He shouldn't show any signs of aging at all.
Actors bloat in between jobs all the time and Jonny Depp always looked like a heroin addict
>>64441292
Lol, his "son" is like 10 years younger than him? That's funny shit. I bet they dye his hair for it.
>>64441361
Good point; I didn't think about that.
I've read in different places, though, that the writers intended that he only captain the ship for 10 years and then he's done. They meant for the bonus scene at the end of P3 to mean that he's coming home for good. If that's canon, then who knows.
>>64441538
That goes against what Calypso said the rules are, where she implied the job was permanent until someone stabbed his heart
he just stopped giving a fuck. He understood that there is no escape or even the NEED to escape the jack sparrow, so he became him irl.
>>64441763
To be fair, P3's plot wasn't the easiest to follow. I wouldn't be surprised if the writers confused the fuck out of themselves. Terry Rossio apparently doesn't really care.
>>64442004
This image gave me cancer.
>>64434584
he's in the midst of filming the damn thing, the fact that he brought some of the aesthetic features to the show was fucking BASED.
>>64434584
>you will never smoke a bowl with Marilyn Manson and Johnny Depp
just light my church on fire please
>>64438930
>le force fingers man
>>64442081
Sorry. Was too lazy to type it out.
>>64442135
Filming started two years ago and continued through last year
I am sure they're done by now, and are just waiting for Disney to mercifully open up its schedule of capeshit and starshit to allow its release.
Look at his shoes
>>64443137
>all that coke on his pants
>>64434700
He doesn't wash his hair. He looks like he smells like cigarettes and stale beer
>>64443137
He couldn't even have the jacked-up soles made to blend in like RDJ does
>>64443137
you would think that they would make the bottom parts black so it's not as obvious
>>64443205
He smokes 2 packs a day.
I predict he will die in the next 2 years.
>>64442209
they're both too old to be dressing like that
>>64443137
>all of that cigarette ash on his pants
lol this fucking guy
You guys HAVE heard that he has produced nothing but box office failures in the past what, 4 years? Of course he's washed. Let's hope he doesn't Robin Williams on us.
>>64443193
Would it be more embarrassing if it was dandruff?
>>64443423
He is an alcoholic and smokes like a chimney.
He is gave uo ever since his daughter became a feminist.
>>64438831
Cruise has always been fit and athletic. Depp mostly got by on his pretty face. He was never particularly fit.
>>64438927
It's definitely weight gain and bloat from too much drinking. I don't think Depp even looks all that bad though. Just a little pudgy.
>>64443423
>Let's hope he doesn't Robin Williams on us.
This cunt is so full of himself that he speaks with a pseudo-British accent. I'm not going to be sad if he goes out like Robin.
>>64443477
He's an alcoholic and chainsmoker because he's no longer producing hits and having a 25 years younger, hot blonde movie star girlfriend with huge demands probably has some negative effects on him aswell. The guy is having an A-List midlife crisis.
>>64443735
>hot blonde movie star girlfriend
Guess which part of your description of Amber Heard I don't agree with?
>>64443423
Her makes like $20 million + residuals off of each Pirates movie, another Pirates movie is coming, and so is another Burton Alice movie.
Something tells me he doesn't give a fuck about the flops.
>>64434584
>yellow teeth
>>64443900
Amber demands 25k a month from him.
>>64434584
He's far from JUST status. He can easily drop 15-20 pounds and he'll look fine. The guy has god tier genetics.
Supposedly one of the coolest, nicest, laid back motherfuckers in all of Hollywood.
>>64444173
>alcoholic
>chain smoker
>coke addict
he is far from fine
>>64444262
That description fits a shitload of actors. That's why personal trainers and nutritionists exist. They just need to be camera ready and lucid enough when it's time to shoot.
All he has to do is lose a little weight and cut his hair
Easy improvements, not JUST
>>64443193
>>64443329
The man clearly does not give a single fuck.
>>64440809
>We're too lazy to do anything that explains or references the old movies so we'll just handwave it as "lulz everyone got killed"
I fucking hated that shit in stranger tides
>>64441538
>>64441763
The rule was that he was able to spend a week on land for every 10 years at sea or something like that. The post-credits scene for P3 was him coming ashore after 10 years to meet his son for the first time.
>>64444984
The anvil scene was the worst shit ever.
>>64445352
Yeah. But the writers said that they personally intended that scene (green flash, etc.) to mean Turner was coming back for good... as in Elizabeth's love broke the curse or some shit and he was done. Depends on the new writer's interpretation, I suppose.
Personally, I'd like to see him still on the Flying Dutchman in P5 since, like you said, it'd be more in line with what was said in the movies.
He just doesn't give a shit. This is the difference between him and someone like Cruise or Pitt. I'm pretty sure he could afford better hair implants and get bright white teeth like other stars. And of course he could lose weight but first he must give a shit. He's banging Amber Heard, he is at the top, don't need no improvement.
>>64434584
Holy fuck he aged like shit.
I think he should wait a few years and reach the ultimate JUST status and then unjust like Hamill.
>>64447306
He hasn't looked good for a while. He just plays so many roles that involve heavy costume and makeup that we didn't notice. He's always had awful haircuts though. It's just that his face is bloated now so it looks even worse.
