It looks even worse than the first one.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxz-Y-c2UUc
>>64431872
So has anyone here actually watched these? Would they be worth watching for comedic purposes only?
>implying this isn't accurate
>>64431872
What is that exactly?
I'm not American, can someone explain what those movies are? I assume some sort of Christian positive message stuff?
>>64431910
The first one is worth watching just to laugh at all the non-arguments. Like the evil bad guy atheist turns out to not even be an atheist at the end. He just hates god.
>>64431910
>>64431946
It's the ugliest, meanest, most poorly made excuse for an uplifting film. It's basically made to exploit and encourage the worst excesses of cultural Christians -- people who identify very strongly with the label, but don't walk the walk or talk the talk.
If Satan made a movie, it would look like God's Not Dead.
>>64431946
Certain Christians in America feel the are oppressed despite compromising 85% of the population here. This confusion causes them to lash out and make hilarious movies like the one listed.
>>64431946
Here's the trailer to the first one, you'll get the idea.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMjo5f9eiX8
>>64431946
Its basically a 'fuck you athetits' movie.
The first one was about a militant atheist teacher forcing all his students to write 'god is dead' in his class and one guy went NO, I'LL ARGUE FOR GOD. And then it turns out the teacher wasn't even an atheist and it was really funny and shit
>>64431993
I'd bookmark her favorite verse if you know what I mean
>>64432052
So it's basically "Strawman: The Movie"?
>>64431872
>melissa joan hart
Wtf? Really?
>>64432015
What a coincidence, sounds like white people whining about reverse racism
>>64431872
Oh wow this is even better than the first one, I can't believe this isn't a comedy.
>>64431946
>i'm not america
>this american thing is just 2 CRUHRAZEE for me to understand even though I can sum it up perfectly
calm down euroshit
Is this not a parody? It looks like one.
>>64432089
Yep. Also has some weird subplots that basically do nothing.
Oh and it features a christian rock band that sings songs for jesus.
11/10
>>64432098
>sounds like white people whining about reverse racism
Hello tumblr!
>>64432092
She's ultra christian senpai
holy kek
I didn't even think this sequel was real
>april 1st
>>64432089
Pretty much. And the new one looks like it has even worse Straw Men. The ACLU is suddenly an organization hellbent on destroying christianity. Also the big bad government
>>64431872
So they got Sabrina the (MILF)age Witch and the hot daughter from Hick Dynasty to perform in this shitfest?
>>64431872
Stream the first one
Are they gonna keep peddling the same song for every franchise installment---- gotta admit that shit is kinda catchy if not somewhat reprehensible:
GODS NOT DEAD HES SURELY ALIVE
>>64432014
But anon all u gotta do is believe in yourself becauze God put the body of Christ in you just like Emerson and Luther said, and then we can eliminate the Jews like they also said.
Tbh the only branch of Christianity that seems to have any of the esoterics and aesthetics of oldfag Christianity is Orthodoxy and meme tier Assyrians. It's sad that American Protestants can't see that Western Athiesm comes from the same philosophical branch as transcendental Protestantism, and that they will thus never win against them.
>>64432218
>forgetting to mention Ray Wise
He's the best actor in this shitfest, senpai.
>>64432137
>Large majority of the population whining about oppression
Yep, totally no correlation at all! Sorry that I triggered you m8 by pointing out the obvious
>>64432130
It comes out April 1st. Could be just one big joke.
>>64432128
Here in Europe, Christians are nowhere near as paranoid about being under attack as Americans. And we have political parties who are actually anti-christian as part of their platforms. So to a European, seeing American christians believe they're under attack despite being over 80% of the population and having support from politicians is baffling.
>/tv/ suddenly doesn't believe in God
is this some kind of new meme?
I'll be watching
Not for the right reasons mind you.
>>64432319
>unironically believing in god
>>64431910
>>64431946
I watched a few minutes of the first movie.
I don't know if this scene is out of context, but two guys fixed a car just praying. Really. And everybody has cancer in the US for some reason.Maybe because I'm from a Catholic family, but they always told me to pray to God only to thank him or to change things that are beyond me. For everything else, I had two working arms and a thinking head to use.
>>64432319
/tv/ suddenly believing in God was the meme.
HAHAHAHAHAHA you Americans are just too much. Your entire culture is like a parody of a satire.
The evil, hatefilled atheists and the poor, pure-hearted, persecuted, victimized Christians who only want to praise the Lord Jesus Christ and live in peace. That trailer could be a fucking SNL sketch.
>>64432319
Its irrelevant to whether people here believe in god or not. Even christians can see that this is hilariously terrible propagandaAlso believe it or not, there are a range of people here
>>64432288
Who cares about anything you wrote? Are europeans so stupid that they can't even imagine something outside their own experience? Anon nailed in the first post, but had to ask for an explanation so that American seems soooo incomprehensible even though they understood it perfectly.
>>64431872
>Leland
WHY
>>64431872
>The first movie says that it's wrong for atheist teachers to use their position to proselytize
>The second movie says that christian teachers should be allowed to proselytize
POTTERY
the first one was extremely amateurish and puerile
mildly good for the lulz though but void of any charm
>>64432365
Those are the 2 priest bros.
They do nothing the entire movie. They try to go on holiday but they never actually end up leaving
>>64432365
>two guys fixed a car just praying
Holy shit. Fuck you, there is no fucking way they put that in the movie. Tell me this is a joke.
I might really have to watch these now.
ITT: Butthurt fedora tipping Redditors.
>>64432319
Just because fedora tipping atheism is a thing, you don't have to believe in god just because you want to be anti-reddit and the supreme memer
>>64432319I'm a christian, and I think these movies are embarassing
>>64431872
>all the atheists have angry faces or look unhappy
>all the christians look happy
POTTERY
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>mfw someone I know unironically recommended me the first one
>>64431946
It's made by Protestants for Protestants. You can't compare something like Andrei Rublev or Flowers of St. Francis to this trash.
sadly you cant kill fedoras legally, so you may as well trigger them
>This one guy talking to himself
kek
>>64431872
>Protestants
>>64432497
>Protestants for Protestants
More namely, evangelicals.
>>64431872
>>64432092
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, pretends to be Christian to trick the inquisition - the movie
>>64432288
In America right now, everyone is playing the oppression card. If you're not black or latino or a woman, you're under fire for being gay or religious. All this plays neatly into the straight, white males to claim they're being oppressed because those minorities are "being forced upon" them (the nearest Hateful Eight thread will confirm).
It's become a nation of babies trying to cry louder than the tyke in the next crib.
>>64432487
![21386651-Beauty-Portrait-Beautiful-Spa-Woman-Touching-her-Face-Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H04nIfp.jpg "21386651-Beauty-Portrait-Beautiful-Spa-Woman-Touching-her-Face-Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
>mfw protestant fucking shits are going to Hell
>>64432319
I'm Catholic, and these movies reek of the kind of Evangelical Protestant form of radical Christianity I dislike
>>64432591
>let the adults handle them
by killing them
crusades 2.0 when
>>64432319
Just because fedora tipping atheism is a thing, you don't have to believe in god just because you want to be anti-reddit and the supreme memer
>>64432365
>and a thinking head to use.
Well, not too adroit at thinking. Otherwise, you'd have already questioned shit you were "always told".
>>64431872
>the song that started playing near the end of the trailer
Holy shit that was hilariously cheesy.
poor christians, they are so oppressed.
>>64432591
>tfw I'm and atheist and I stayed at home all day today
Pottery.
>>64432434
But do they really fix the car just praying? I got the movie in this scene and I'm curious.
>>64432436
Maybe it's out of context, but this really happened.
>>64432591
>don't listen to the bad non believers children they are the devil
>>64431872
>Pure Cinema
>>64432591
>use a goat as the athiest therefore comparing them to the devil
POTTERY!!!!!!!!!!
>>64431872
This is like a comedy where they take something lukewarm and dramatize it to white hot topic.
>>64431872
I'm pretty sure that if a teacher quoted a Bible verse while answering a question and then moved on the most she would get are some angry parents whose complaints would be ignored. No way it would ever make it to court, and if it did she would definetly have the support of the entire GOP and most of the media, so she'd be fine.
>>64432591
I'm an atheist and I have no problem with people believing in God, I don't try to force my areligiosity on other people.
But propaganda like this just really makes my blood boil because it's aimed at impressionable children. This indoctrinating form of radical evangelicalism in the US where children are sent off to religious re-education camps where their religion is politicized into their whole world view (rather than a mere facet of that world view)
>>64432386
>>64432288
>>64432270
>>64432098
>>64432015
>>64432780
Nigga just be like me and literally don't give a shit.
No one will ever be able to completely prove a God doesn't or does exist in our lifetime or in all of human existence so there is no point in arguing with the idiots.
Just believe what you want and let everyone else do what they want.
>>64432813
haha good one.
>>64432591
my sides are no more
>>64432778
This.
Also as a Brit living in America the type of stuff my little sister has gone through in her high school is absurd. The American parents don't give a rats ass about the school constantly violating the constitution. An Amerifat teacher actually told my sister she should "go to bible study" and stop hanging out with her "atheist" friends because they're bad influences.
>>64432860
This reasoning seems okay, except for the fact that religion makes people (some very influential) make a lot of really terrible decisions.
>>64432904
True, but what can you do about it?
I want to know when Protestantism went full JUST. I almost had some respect for you, but know you're just kike lovers drama queens.
>That kid's arguments in the first movie
"Atheists say you can't prove God exists. Well I say you can't prove he DOESN'T exist!"
That shit pissed me off so bad.
It's not even fucking logic!
You can't prove your breakfast cereal didn't bowl a 300 last night, but that doesn't mean it happened.
Also when the kid says, "How can you hate someone if he doesn't exist?"
Motherfucker, have you ever read a book or watched a movie?
You can have feelings of disdain for fictional characters.
>>64432860
I'm on board with that though until religion is politicized. I let people believe what they want, but any form of politicized religion (which in the west is a vocal minority of religious people) is terrible (e.g Islamism, evangelicalism)
There's also a really concerning bigotry in the US against people who don't believe in God. I constantly worry about meeting girlfriend's parents and them being a bunch of loons who would disown their daughter for letting an apostate into her baby maker
>>64432988
Don't forget that isn't what "God is dead," is actually about either.
>tfw you are god and people make movies like that to further your message
I'd give all of them cancer.
>>64432988
You're fucking retarded
>>64433055
God, why did you make me such a failure?
>>64431872
> Jesse Metcalfe
John the gardener from Desperate Housewives?
JUST
>>64433009
Yeah. It's funny how the Pope is more tolerant and accepting of other people's beliefs (he's even said that he believes that atheists can go to Heaven as long as they do good) while American protestants would be like the Taliban if it weren't for the Constitution
>>64433070
PROVE IT
>>64432259
>It's sad that American Protestants can't see that Western Athiesm comes from the same philosophical branch as transcendental Protestantism, and that they will thus never win against them.
Never forget that the leftie, SJW Ivy League universities in the US were almost all founded as Protestant seminaries.
>>64433070
This nigger thought it was a good argument.
>>64433070
You can't prove I'm not a Harvard scholar.
>>64432269
>forever evil dude
STREAM WHERE?
I know this shit is on vimeo somewhere.
>>64433033
I'm only saying what annoys me, I'm not saying I can do anything about it.
I guess all you can do about it is have a strongly secular constitution to protect us all from radical Christians, Muslims, and Jews so their ability to force their religion on others is hampered.
Christians are being persecuted you stupid fedoras
You're not even allowed to refuse to cater to a homosexual wedding anymore.
>>64433071
Be glad I never decided to test your faith. It was also pretty funny to see you talking to your crush. Especially that poem you wrote.
>>64432319
I don't personally believe in god, but you don't have to be a nonbeliever to know how fucking stupid these movies are.
>having a witch in your Christian movie
>>64433180
F..fuck you god!
YOU DON'T EXIST!!!!
LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>>64432436
Na.
They want to go on vacation and try three times. the first two times the car is broken, they expect it to be broken again the third time but it works.
then they run into the ran over atheist guy and comfort him while he dies.
>>64433168
This is true.
I don't even understand why fags wanted marriage.
>>64433180
YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME
>>64433168
Someone ITT unironically said that white people can't experience racism; this is a Redditor thread mate.
>>64432608
>Evangelicals
Why do Evangelical movies have absolutely no taste whatsoever while movies about Catholics are generally pretty great (The Mission, A Man for All Seasons)?
>>64433168
>non-essential discriminatory practice is bad
WAAAAAAAAAAH, STOP PERSECUTING ME REEEEEEEEEEE.
>>64433168
You realize most people in the US who support gay marriage are Christian, right?
I know /pol/ is going to descend on me like a hoard of goose stepping artists but being forced to not discriminate based on sexual orientation in a business is a good thing. Maybe move to Saudi Arabia if you want to live in an authoritarian theocracy.
>>64433245
It's not like I had to try very hard to see you fail. But seriously, get a job.
>>64433268
>while movies about Catholics are generally pretty great (The Mission, A Man for All Seasons)?
Cognitive dissonance. They're shit movies.
>>64433168
>this is what Christians think persecution means.
And yet you people whine when black people protest whenever a cop kills one of them.
> dat uplifiting, christian rock song
ROARING LIKE A LION
>>64433230
They obviously didn't, because gay people could already get married.
It was about destroying religion and the family.
>>64433275
>>64433284
>>64433307
>private businesses should be forced to produce religious/political messages
So if I ask you to bake a cake that says "legalise peadophillia", you're OK with that, and if you're not I can get the government to throw you in jail?
>>64431872
>You're looking to prove that Jesus existed? That's ridiculous!
But we know for a fact that Jesus existed, there's historical proof of it. The question is wether or not he's the Son of God.
Stupid movie.
>>64433321
This is the target audience right here, folks.
>>64433266
He didn't say white people can't experience racism, he said Christians thinking they're persecuted in society is like people complaining about "reverse racism" in a systematic way.
An individual black person can be racist but white people who think that they are particularly an oppressed racial group are fucking retarded.
>>64433307
this is true
i worked in a "second run" $3 movie theater '13-'14 when the first God's Not Dead was playing
i can confirm that only the most small town, simpleminded, god-fearing folk see this kind of movie. also the elderly
>It's another thread filled with angry fedoras
I agree, /tv/. The fact that this movie deviates from the perspective of leftist atheists is REALLY problematic. Ugh.
>>64433344
>gays getting married a political message
>>64433398
How is it not?
If it isn't, neither is pedophile unions.
>>64433284
>not wanting to be forced to act in a certain way=wanting to live in a theocracy
That's the opposite of theocracy.
>forced not to discriminate
You're not discriminating on the basis of their homosexuality, you're discriminating on their subsequent actions which you deem to be immoral (having a gay wedding)
>>64433307
If they don't want to get shot then maybe stop assaulting cops?
I love these shit conservative movies. Everytime they take one I get to add new actors to a list of people that need to be mocked and boycotted. Didn't know Sabrina and the black Ghostbuster where retarded conservative Christ Fags but i'm going to make sure to pass this on to other sites and groups.
>>64431872
Is nobody gonna point out how goofy the part of the evil atheist Judge breaking his gavel when charging the good christian lawyer with contempt is?
Must be a pretty cheap gavel
>>64433344
>arguing against something other than what we're talking about so as to put yourself in a better position to win the argument
Top kek.
That's an explicitly politicized statement whereas rejecting people based on sexual orientation is an act of active discrimination. (Honestly I'm also fairly authoritarian when it comes to conservatives, gulag them all to be honest and be done with it. Maybe in a labor camp the fat /pol/ neckbeards could get some exercise for once working towards our 5 year plans)
>>64433398
It's something I deem to be a sacrament. I don't want to be involved with it as much as I don't want to be involved in a Muslim wedding or a circumsion or a bar mitzvah.
>>64433454
Das racist.
>>64433284
>I know /pol/ is going to descend on me like a hoard of goose stepping artists but being forced to not discriminate based on sexual orientation in a business is a good thing.
>refusing to cater to someone's political ideology with your business is "discrimination"
Is it also "discrimination" if a black chef refuses to cater an Aryan Nation get-together?
Answer carefully you retarded liberal shill.
>>64431872
These movies always have redditors frothing with rage, it's the worst thing they can imagine.
>>64433468
maybe he was a strong black man? wouldn't be the first
>>64433284
>Advocates government authoritarianism over peoples personal choices and beliefs
>Suggests others are the authoritarians
Yay forced tolerance!
You're free; free to do what we tell you :)
>>64433472
Hello, reddit.
> rejecting people based on sexual orientation
We're talking about weddings, which are an action.
>more strawman propaganda from the church
Oh, for fucks sake....
>>64433344
But pedos are bad. Gays are okay.
>>64432202
>Also the big bad government
Good times - all they need to add is big pharma and something about atheist chemtrails
>>64431872
God's Not Dead 2: God's Still Not Dead
who is this movie even for that it would warrant a sequel? I'm a Christian and this shit looks embarrassing
I imagine all the negative press this movie will inevitably get will be seen by the creators as "proof theyre being suppressed"
>>64431872
I see a lot of JUST in this movie.
>>64433529
I like how /pol/ argues against things by just saying "reddit" as if 4chan is some sort of right wing hug box. It just exposes how your political opinions have been formed entirely around your desire to fit in to an image board's culture and understand their epic memes.
>>64433472
>That's an explicitly politicized statement
No it isn't. Not anymore than celebrating a gay wedding is.
I love how you're pulling the "F-F-F-FALSE EQUIVALENCE!" card like a typical liberal when called-out on your hypocrisy, and resort to screaming about your "/pol/" and "nekbeard" boogeyman. No wonder nobody takes you authoritarian liberal zealots seriously.
>>64432202
In real lfe the ACLU would actually be on Sabrina the Adult Christian's side given their track record
Wow I bet it'll be seen by the same crowd of people who saw the last one. Exciting stuff.
>>64432591
>tell the children to go to a pastor
Because they are so much safer for children to be around
>>64433603
You realise that's a liberal position, not a "/pol/" one?
>>64432098
There's no such thing as "reverse racism", moron. Racism is racism, whether it's a white person hating blacks or a black person hating whites.
I still can't believe they made a film based off the "how old is this rock? smug atheist professor" copypasta.
When is the Navy Seal copypasta going to be made into a film?
>...
>>64433539
Yeah, it's not like Athi-shits have been making Strawman propaganda for decades now.
Oh wait.
first ghostbusters, not gods not ded
fucking women reeee
>>64433529
>I'm not discriminating against you because I'm allowing you to be gay, I just have a problem with you acting on your gayness
Wut
>>64433603
>I like how /pol/ argues against things by just saying "reddit"
I like how leftards argue against things by just saying "/pol/"
>>64431872
>We're going to prove once and for all that God is dead.
I refuse to believe this is real.
>>64433284
You realize if I don't support gay marriage publicly or privately I am susceptible to having my well being attacked as is the case with all PC issues today.
>>64433581
It's just a moneymaker. If I remember correctly, some churches in the USA actually went as groups more than once; 'we're victims and our opponents are evil and stupid' is a cheap sell.
>>64433344
>WAAAAAAH WHY DO I HAVE TO BAKE CAKES FOR NIGGERS AND WOMEN STOP POLITICALLY OPPRESSING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reminder that this is a REAL movie that is coming out.
https://youtu.be/NZhvCoPSids
>>64433603
You said people who disagree with you should be thrown in gulags...
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDDIT
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>>64433676
So you agree you're both equally retarded? Cool.
>>64433670
Pretty much.
Do I have to cater to a Black Lives' Matters get-together?
Also,
>implying all gays believe in this gay 'marriage' nonsense
>implying non-degenerate gays don't exist
>>64433695
I was obviously joking (kind of)
>>64433539
>the church
>the
This is in no way related to the Catholic Church
>>64433168
I'm a communist and I think faggots should be killed like Marx, Che and Stalin did in the past. Am I being persecuted?
Jokes apart, I agree that you have the right to deny a service to anyone. But I don't think Christians are being persecuted in the US.
>>64433687
Lmao /co/mblreddit why u so angry?
>>64433426
Comparing 2 consenting adults marrying to someone raping a child. You clearly have a genius level intellect, anon.
>>64432386
It really can. As an American, I feel that this just weakens our overall image.
>>64433644
>When is the Navy Seal copypasta going to be made into a film?
not soon enough
>>64433687
>no argument
Just what I expected from a Liberal.
I don't watch these christ movies nor care or support them but I hope they never stop being made since they trigger liberals and jews so bad.
>GOD'S NOT DEAD HE'S SURELY A LIE
What did they mean by this?
Daily reminder that if you fell for any of the Abrahamic meme religions you're really just a good goy
>>64433751
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>64433733
Most people who are gay want to be married eventually.
Stop being such an epic memester
>le degeneracy xD
>>64433756
>Comparing 2 consenting adults marrying to someone raping a child. You clearly have a genius level intellect, anon.
So basically:
>I like one, but not the other, so they're different!
Real strong argument, faggot.
>>64433756
He's not making that comparison at all you retard
>>64433751
Hey reddit!
sabrina no
>>64433805
lmao its a reddit9k meme but again why u so angry?
>>64433800
This. The jews cucked those gentile idiots real good.
>>64433809
>Most people who are gay want to be married eventually.
But not all of them. Therefore, to refuse a gay 'marriage' isn't an attack on someones' innate homosexuality.
People don't have to get gay 'married'.
>>64433503
Justified discrimination.
I'd like to point out an important difference.... the gays don't hate the person performing the wedding ceremony. Whereas the customers of the chef actively hate him.
One is two way discrimination the other is only one way.
>>64433800
XD
>>64433819
Nice try, reddit.
>tfw Christian
>tfw watched this shit with church friends
It was horrible,at least they didn't make me message "God is not dead" to everyone in my contacts list
>implying you redditors wouldn't be fine with a gay bakery refusing to cater to an opposite-sex marriage
>>64433800
>Tripcucks opinions on anything.
>>64433858
>the gays don't hate the person performing the wedding ceremony
lel, what?
Many of them do.
>>64433693
>I'M GOING TO BEAT THIS SHIT OUT OF YOU FOR GOD
Also, was that Requiem For A Dream in the background?
>>64433878
Hello? Is this reddit?
>>64433812
One is consenting adults and the other is not. It's almost like you can't even read.
And this:
>I like one, but not the other, so they're different!
Is literally your argument against gay marriage. Nice self-ownage, retard.
>>64433859
>worshipping the crucified jew
>>64432319
something would need to exist in order to be able to believe in it
>>64433859
>Facebook filename
>meme /v/edditor stock image woo
>schlomo just
You're not fooling anyone rabbi wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Daily reminder that it's 2016 and atheists still have no answer to this
>>64433858
>justified discrimination
>doesn't justify it
Top kek
>>64433858
>Justified discrimination.
I keep forgetting: Whenever liberals do it, it's "justified".
Silly me.
>>64433909
/pol/ BTFO again. Are they ever right?
>>64433908
Nah, but you are LEL
>>64432416
Europeans cannot fathom American's stupidity.
>>64433681
>You realize if I don't support gay marriage publicly or privately I am susceptible to having my well being attacked as is the case with all PC issues today.
Stop fearmongering. There's plenty of people in this country against gay marrigae, and guess what, they're fine. Nobody is opressing them for having an opinion
>>64433607
But that cake would be supporting something against the law.
A gay marraige isnt.
>>64433909
>One is consenting adults and the other is not.
And? That has nothing to do with argument you fat Tumblr fucktard.
Some people still support it and others don't. The fact that one makes YOU mad and the other doesn't does not legitimize allowing one but not the other.
>>64433909
The point is that ones' individual moral compass is, well, individual.
Nobody's comparing peadophillia and homosexuality, just that people find different things wrong and you shouldn't force your opinions on others
>>64433917
But you can't prove that I can't prove it.
>>64433915
I wonder if your mom is proud that you get so much attention as a trip on an anymoose image website for weaboos.
>>64433961
>But that cake would be supporting something against the law.
And? Gay marriage used to not be legal either.
Are you trolling right now?
>>64433581
Oh you have no idea. When the first movie came out and received practically no positive reviews, there were hardcore evangelicals on IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes, etc. who were all shouting "THE ANTI-CHRISTIAN LEFT WING MEDIA ALL HATE THE WORD OF GOD!!! LET'S PROVE THEM WRONG BY SHARING GLOWING REVIEWS ON FACEBOOK!!!!!"
This kind of movie doesn't base its success on reviews; it makes money off of mega-churches who buy out entire theatres so that their congregations can all see it together.
>tfw you've studied the Bible and church tradition for Confirmation
>interested in theology and religious discussions
>movie comes out claiming to represent Christianity but is actually a strawman argument based on a misinterpretation of Nietzsche.
>>64433961
So what about a 'legalise cocaine' cake?
>>64433539
>from the church
Nah, for the protestants.
>A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist. ”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”
>At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. ”How old is this rock, pinhead?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.”
>”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now.” The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
>Semper Fi.
>>64431872
Brad Jones was right, these really are the new exploitation films
>>64433917
Neither do Christians.
That's why agnosticism is the most logical stance until there is evidence of one or the other.
>>64431872
are the jews behind this?
>>64433965
They are individual, anon. No one saying they aren't. Gay's getting married has no effect on you what so ever. So why care? A pedo raping a child has a victim.
>>64431872
How could anyone in their right mind possibly think that christianity is under attack in America?
The only arguments I've heard are MUH GAY MARRIAGE, but these movies are clearly not about that
>>64433959
>Stop fearmongering. There's plenty of people in this country against gay marrigae, and guess what, they're fine. Nobody is opressing them for having an opinion
Yes they are called anonymous internet posters.
>>64434041
EBIN, be sure to repost this on /r/atheism, upboats to the left!
>>64434048
like most things, probably
>>64433959
>Stop fearmongering. There's plenty of people in this country against gay marrigae, and guess what, they're fine. Nobody is opressing them for having an opinion
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozilla#Eich_CEO_promotion_controversy
And this is just one example.
Countless members of various companies including Google, Apple, Tesla, etc. have admitted to having to go "stealth Republican" in order to not have their careers trashed and stonewalled by angry, "super tolerant" leftist executives.
>>64432319
At this point the Bible is just a companion novel for NGE fans.
>>64431872
I wish I could make dumb "Christian" schlock and then sell it to braindead evangelicals for massive profit.
It's the snake oil of our time.
>>64434048
Probably. They have been cucking Christians since Paul.
>>64434068
The Jews.
>>64433657
I'm a Satanist, you fucking righty shill.
>>64433845
Are you okay?
>>64434068
>people are literally forced to provide services to activities they consider perversions of their sacraments
>Christians aren't persecuted
>I HATE Christianity! Telling people how to live their lives, telling them what's right and wrong. I am a free-thinker damn it!
>Yay government! These people who disagree with me are too stupid the think for themselves, you should fine and jail them until they conform!
>>64432319
4chan has always been majority atheist but on a more fundamental level just contrarian as fuck. When it comes to real life shit being contrarian means being atheist. When it comes to Internet culture being ironically religious is more contrarian. The fedora thing is a meme of atheists making fun of atheists because on 4chan most anons are atheists and you have to pretend not to be to be contrarian here.
The fact that I have to explain this to you means you are autistic by the way.
>>64434067
>Gay's getting married has no effect on you what so ever. So why care?
That's not the issue we're discussing.
Stay on topic or leave the conversation.
>>64433344
Ahh yes, the "b-b-but what if such and such!" argument, although it isn't always accompanied with the British spelling of the word pedophilia.
Why in the world these arguments always turn into morality and persecution is beyond me, given that it's /tv/ and not the religion/philosophy board, which is what technically, /lit/?
Also, some things to consider:
In an endlessly vast and expansive known universe, how did we get to be in the lucky galaxy, star system, and specifically ball of water and rock known as our planet that an eternal God has such a hard-on for? Like, why specifically our dumb asses? Isn't there a group of people or whatever in the Andromeda galaxy that are interesting enough that he doesn't preoccupy himself with how we use our genitals? And that is of course assuming that the Abrahamic god is the true one and not Baal or Marduk for example.
>>64433891
What the fuck is a gay bakery?
>>64434092
>being this new
Its a classic 4chan copypasta you fucking newfag
>>64434126
Again, even if I accepted that argument, these movies are clearly not about that
>>64434096
And it's been the same for gays everywhere up until recently
>>64433858
>Whereas the customers of the chef actively hate him.
Wait, what? You're saying that if a customer walks into a store and offers to give them revenue, it's evidence that they hate that store?
>read the comments
>fucking religious idiots, never forget witch burnings!
>but ignore that atheists killed way more religious people for their religious beliefs than vice versa
>>64434129
It's literally what were talking about.
>T-thats not the subject!
>>64432319
>he believes in gOD
Back to /pol/ with you.
>>64432813
>atheist presents rational and open-minded explanation of their point of view
>christian has no facts or evidence to back up their claim so they spam fedoras
You sure showed him
>>64434153
>And it's been the same for gays everywhere up until recently
So then you agree then gays are being intolerant? You can't claim to be against one thing then validate it when the side you agree with uses it.
>>64434153
lel, what?
Not only has it been ILLEGAL to do that for decades, but on the off-chance it ever DID happen it would be a media-circus.
Your persecution-complex isn't justified.
>>64434162
atheists don't organize crusades and holy wars, genius
>>64434129
I don't think you realize what your even talking about, anon. This is breath taking.
>>64434096
No offense, but I was kind of hoping for something that actually affected the majority of christians instead of a few rich people
>>64434096
If you identify as "Republican" you deserve to be completely ostracized you braindead moron.
>>64434133
>people should be forced to act in a certain way because le religion is stoopid
>>64434141
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Restaurant_Review-g60713-d1066512-Reviews-Hot_Cookie-San_Francisco_California.html
They really used the same song too?
It's an exact copy of the first one
>>64434201
They kill believers instead of non-believers,same stuff
>>64434201
they organize purges instead, and you don't have to go back half a millennium to find examples
>>64434233
>ostracized
You are too kind at best imprisonment maybe worse. What they are doing to our country and world is criminal.
>>64434133
>Abrahamic god is the true one and not Baal or Marduk for example.
>tfw ISIS destroyed a temple to bail and hundreds died later that week in their village.
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>>64434207
>These two things are comparable.
>No they aren't! Stop triggering me!
>How are they not equivalent?
>W-W-Well gays don't affect you at all so shut up!
That's a textbook example of "moving the goal-posts".
I'm not sure why I thought it wouldn't be a waste of time to try arguing against liberal LGBBQ zealots that praise their government for authoritarian enforcement of their own ideals. Logic doesn't work on you people.
>>64434256
making the statement that atheists have killed more theists is historically and factually incorrect
>>64434199
Yes I do.
>>64434200
Very few states have antidiscrimination laws protecting homosexuals on the books.
