>ben solo goes to jedi school
>strong force powers from skywalker heritage
>cocky dipshit from han solo heritage
>teenaged ben solo crushes on older female jedi, maybe teacher
>daydreams about her during force meditation training
>accidentally force-impregnates her
>jedi are excited for mystery force-baby, praise the force
>rey is born
>ben solo realizes what he did, tells luke
>gets kicked out of the academy
>gets roped into dark side because edgy teen with strong force powers
>gets sent back to kill the jedi with his 'knights of ren'
>can't make himself kill rey because he has a weird force-daughter connection with her
>drops her off at dirty sandplanet and tries to pretend it never happened
>>64428952
>kylo is reys father
holee shieeet
POTTERY
So we'll get a "No Rey, I AM your father!" moment next film?
While that would be hilarious, they need to do something entirely original with the next film or else people will not respond well to it
It's like it rhymes
>>64428952
yeah, the thing is there couldn't be a female jedi teacher because luke is the only jedi.
>>64429771
Fun fact, Vader only said "No, I am your father," without saying Luke's name.
Look it up.
>>64429846
i tell you hwat i learn more fun facts on /tv/ than i do anywhere else
>>64428952
>ben solo goes to jedi school
thats they key to the whole saga. anakin went to jedi school aswell and ended up on the dark side
luke never went to jedi school, he went to a jedi instead
we know star wars movies are targeted at kids. i think theyre lucas critique on societies education system. this is literally poetry
>>64430034
>tfw KOTH isn't on Netflix anymore
>>64430069
>I didn't go to jedi school, I went to Dagobah
OH IT SHOWS, LUKE. IT SHOWS
>>64429846
On the /x/ board they actually believe that's a real "glitch in the matrix".
>>64430122
It's called The Mandela Effect and for some reason those retards think remembering something differently automatically means alternate universes/alt timelines/matrix glitches and whatever the fuck else.
