>family sitcom
>father is a serial killer
>family is already aware and brushes it off like it's nothing
>mother is gigantic slut
>family is aware and brushes it off like nothing
>family has four kids ages: three, seven, ten, and sixteen
>all of them are minorities despite both parents being white
>live in rundown, dilapidated mansion full of trash and rotting food
>father killed previews owners
>only he doesn't get arrested is that he lets basically entire police department bang his wife and eldest daughter
>most episodes of the show would deal with regular sitcom problems (i.e. school, parents arguing, visit by a wacky relative)
The Specialist
The lead character is simply known as "the specialist" and the cast will say cool things like "hold your fire specialist!" and "Bring in the specialist" I don't know what he does exactly but tha's my idea
> worst idea
OP's life
>>64421979
Wow, that sounds unbelievably cancerous!
Three season contract but make sure the cast shows lots of diversity.
>>64422029
>film about a fat guy doing shitty job at library, driving home, and then spending 12 hours browsing shitty sites
>#1 at hipsterfaggotshit film festival 2016
>>64421979
he's like a temp worker for covert operations like the cia, black ops etc.. whoever needs him at the time
>a fast food worker finds she can only achieve orgasm by swirling q-tips in her ear in a circular motion
>she realises she can also generate static electricity and zap people
>she uncovers a plot to substitute the lard used in cooking burgers, with toxic waste
>she must start sleeping her way up the corporate food-chain to find out who's behind this nefarious scheme
>along the way she runs out of q-tips
>panic ensues until she can stock up again
>there's a romantic side-plot involving her and a co-worker who has the ability to pop his zits and cause slippery puddles for henchmen to slip over on
>the movie is called Swirl, Interrupted
Transmet
produced by seth rogan
starring james franco as spider
Two gay lovers marry straight women, while maintaining their secret love together. During their time apart, one becomes depressed while the other finds out that fucking his dog is quite similar to fucking his secret boyfriend. The secret relationship becomes public when the dog fucker's obsession with beastiality gets out of hand and the other lover tries to commit suicide. After that, during therapy, the two straight wives begin experimenting, and fall in love with each other, while two gay lovers are driven apart. The two wives divorce their husbands and marry each other. The dog fucker is murdered by fag haters shortly after, while the other male gay lover decides to start a new, more honest life.
>>64422398
haha
fuk u
A modern day Growing Pains reboot starring the original cast.
>>64421979
I swear this is airing on the USA Network right now.
>>64422373
Lol id watch it
>>64421811
Reminds me of Natural Born Killers
>>64422438
Too plausible
a mother with extreme desire for incest moves into the same room of a mental institution as her long lost son
Adam Sandler and Leo DiCaprio directs and stars in remake of Glengarry Glen Ross where they play all the characters and every line is replaced with a joke or a pun. Leonardo DiCaprio consistently tries to overact and Adam Sandler looks directly at the camera all of the time.
>Metalocalypse but with rappers
>They're not human (inb4 /pol/) but are actually pangolins
>They have to escape from surprise chinese every now and then
>Main villain is a lactose intolerant dairy farmer with an aggressive soundcloud campaign
Adam Sandler All Stars: a crossover movie involving every character ever played by Adam Sandler. No one ever brings attention to the fact that they all look the same. Everybody uses their skills at some point to save the day, so there's at least one football game.
>>64424876
id actually rewatch that
