did Sheev impregnated Shmi using memeclorians?
yes, that's exactly what happened
>>64398388
Nah, she was just some whore he slept with during a diplomatic visit.
>>64398388
Anakin is space jesus. So that makes Sheev space god.
>>64398388
No. He used his dick.
he tried spinning, that's a good trick. He spun his dick while it was in her womb and cummed in a vortex pattern coating her ovaries to make a very powerful jedi, for you, big guy.
> He has no father lol
> Hurr she's liek virgin mary get it? Anakristh Skysaviour
Fuck off George. You hack.
>>64398388
I don't see Sheev as someone who is really interested in sex.
so why did Sheev sent Anakin to such a fucking stupid and banal mission? you know, the mission in the lava planet to kill the Viceroy
>hey Anakin go and kill a bunch of defenseless and weak Chink Aliens even though I could've sent a single clone trooper to do the same thing
I mean, I know its to set up the Battle of High Grounds but like, c'mon
>>64398388
WHY ARE THE NAMES SO RETARDED IN THESE MOVIES
>>64398388
No, Darth Plageuis did.
>>64398388
No, "there was no father" implies she was raped.
How fucking stupid are you people.
>>64398438
Well she is wearing that Wild West whore skirt, and combining it with this theory: >>64398484 the puzzle starts to fit.
>>64398590
Please. Sheev looks like the type who fuck younglings. He's an absolute madman.
>>64398388
they are both indians, so possible
>>64398755
I bet Sheev would have some messed up fetishes or some shit, like having Ewoks chained up somewhere on the Death Star.
>>64398807
mmm ewok bondage
>>64398894
CAN'T LEAVE THE SHEEV
>>64398484
Ohh the meeemeees!
Shmi and Sheev sitting in a tree...
Well DAMN, like, if only the Jedi had hired (through Affirmative Action) some ghetto ass alien named Sha-Niquah and paid her just above minimum credits to sit her fat as and paint her nails while once in a while glancing into the fucking (seemingly) omnipotent CCTV system the Jedi had, a lot of fucking questions they had could've been solved in like 10 min
holy shit I understand "suspension of disbelief" and whatnot but these movies have so many plotholes and nonsensical shit
>>64398484
>No. He used his dick.
Ah, the Sheev sleeve.
>>64398755
>>64398807
>>64398894
>>64398926
I hate this website
>>64398715
By muslim refugees.
Interestingly, the actress is Swedish, so she probably knows a lot about rape culture.
>>64399327
Fuck off back to your she-boon then, George
>>64399151
>sheev sleeve
That's his mother's nickname
>>64399376
I always keke at this gif.
>>64398388
>this milf
>there was no father
Wew lad
>>64399036
Why didn't Obi-Wan take the recordings and use them to incriminate the emperor?
>>64399805
Because he was a good friend
>>64398388
Let's do the rational approach here:
Both Anakin and his mother were individual slaves for Watto on Tattooine.
Anakin is a pretty much a mechanic in Watto's junk yard but what exactly does Shmi do?She's a whore. Simple as that.
