>give me the gun
>do you know to use one of these things?
>i hate sand
Every goddamn time
>>64386884
>ch-chck
>we've got company
>>64386295
>who is this semen demon?
>the safety's on
>driver looking at a car that is following them in the rear mirror
>Who's your friend?
DEMOCRACY
>main character is walking down the street
>a man with an anvil comes over to him
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>>64389166
every. fucking. time.
>Only a ____ deals in absolutes
C'mon!!! Every fucking movie!!!?
>>64386295
>you gun and your badge
>sweat team crowding around door
>ONE
>TWO
>THREE
>PREACH!!!!!!
What does he mean by this?
>>64389149
>driver looking at an anvil that is following them in the rear mirror
>Who's your blacksmith?
>>64386884
>Point it at what you want to die and pull the trigger?
>Chk-CHK
>>"what does this button do?"
>"NO! DONT PUSH IT"
>>*pushs it* "Sorry"
>"*sigh*"
>>64389360
>what does this anvil do?
>NO! DON'T HAMMER IT!
>*hammers it* *Sorry*
>*sigh*
>>64389360
>See that button?
>yeah...
>DON'T. EVER. PUSH THAT BUTTON
>o-okay, jeez
>later in the movie
>PUSH THAT BUTON!
>but you said not t-
>JUST PUSH IT!
>>64389392
>blacksmithing intensifies
>slow-mo shots of smithing the black
Every. Fucking. Time.
>protagonist boots up his xbox
>"what's the plan?"
>"Survive"
>blacksmith scene
>it ain't anvil starts playing
>take the shot
>>64387538
>>64389115
>>64389333
>mmm, you got the safety on, here, let me show you
>Camera shows a jock with a load of girls around him
>Record scratch noises and the shot stands still
>Narration: No, this is me!
>Cuts to an anvil
>>64389428
Xbox revive my career
>>64389428
>blacksmith boots up his anvil
>"what's the plan?"
>"Smith."
>>64389086
Yulia
>>64389166
You can't recreate the magic which was anvilposting. It was a one time thing.
>man crafts a masterful anvil with great ease
>everyone looks on with awe
>"who is this guy?"
>"he's the guy who taught me everything I know."
>trailing person
>person crosses street
>bus/truck obscures view
>person disappears
>person ends up hiding on/in/under vehicle despite it never stopping
>>64389166
Ruined Spiderman 2 for me.
>>64389694
>trailing person
>person crosses street
>anvil obscures view
>person disappears
>person ends up hiding on/in/under anvil despite it never stopping
what is this meme
>scene of a flourishing, busy marketplace
>a jewish looking man is selling black market anvils under the table
>>64389798
A trope thread turned into every trope relating to anvils and trying to get rid of them. It caught on for a whole 6 hours until dying out.
>>64389882
Thanks
>>64389927
don't thank me
>two blacksmiths go to the restroom and stand next to each other at the urinals
>one smith glances at the other's anvil and notices that it's a very fine and large anvil
>the other smith notices him inspecting his anvil and smiles suggestively
>i drive
>A shot of a vehicle coming closer to the camera
>Camera cuts to just the ground and the lower half of the drivers door
>Door opens and and 2 anvils step out
>>64390022
No thanks
>>64390098
j-jason?
>>64390213
im a humble man bro
not in the AM
>the last scene of the movie
>the hero steps into the sun
>looks up directly at it and smiles
>>64390296
>the last scene of the movie
>the blacksmith steps into his workshop
>looks down directly at his anvil and smiles
>>64386295
>give me the guns
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qob-F8toRnI
>>64386295
>Give me the anvil
>>64390339
name 42 anvils, 101 shoehorners, and 2 sickles were this happens.
>2 people are conversing about how to fix a dilemma
>they seem to have made amends
>they hug
>one of them whilst on the others shoulder looks worried/sad
>"If I pull that off, would you die?"
>>64389247
>...and the small one too.
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