ITT: Mary Sues

>>64381126

Haaaawdly

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But isn't McClane's weakness that he always ends up in hostage situations?

I'm just not quick to call a guy forced to wear a "I hate niggers" sign in Harlem a Mary Sue.

>>64381168
Anakin isn't a Mary Sue... In ep 1 maybe but by ep 3 he has holocausted a lot of people which apparently is a major character flaw

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>its a tumblr is still ass-mad that their stronk-wymyn-who-don't-need-no-man got called out as a shit character episode

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>>64381168
i don't get this argument. He wasn't even a main character. And from what I remember, he only did one thing that was Mary Sue-ish which was destroy that big enemy space ship.

>>64381354
Also he didn't have the high ground.

>>64381126
How is John McClane a Mary Sue? He didn't even know the answer to an easy-as-fuck riddle.

>>64381126
nigga got peopled killed

>>64381518

This. Also the definition of a mary sue includes everyone loving them and be able to do no wrong. Everyone on the New York and Los Angeles police force practically hate him. Everywhere he goes property owners hate him. His wife hates him. His kids hate him. The villains hate him so much their siblings try to kill him. He gets fucked up every movie. He survives by pure trickery and assholism.

The only thing he has is a shitty pension.

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>>64381126

>>64381126
Gr8 b8.

Just by looking at that picture you can see he isn't a Mary Sue.

>>64381126

>One step from being a full-blown alcoholic

>Mary Sue

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Forest Gump. Retarded Mary-Sue

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>>64381689
"Mahomo"

>>64382515
I've always hated Mahoney from since I was a little kid. I couldn't understand why everybody adored this piece of wood with no personality

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>>64381126
>>64381289
>this

>>64381612
>He survives by pure trickery and assholism

Perfect synopsis for the Die Hard films.

>>64381168
How the fuck is the villain and utter failure as a person a Mary Sue?

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>>64381126
>tumblrettes still this mad about maREY sue