Why send Rey, they finally find Luke , and they send her, instead of his Sister the general?
And why should she want to go.
>inb4 vision Island
Because she is a Mary Sue
Rey is the only person on that base at the end of the mission who does not have a job
because shes obi wan kenobis sons sisters niece
Why wouldn't they send her
She's the best pilot
She's the strongest jedi they have
She can handle herself
I hate the fact that you even imply she's a mary sue like this virgin >>64379811
, I mean just stop really
>>64379898
shes obi wan kenobis.
Best friends, cousins uncles former room mate.
>>64379789
Leia knows that by sending Rey, Luke will have to acknowledge that a force user still exists and that it's his responsibility to come back and train them. She's making him face the consequences of his desertion and what's happening with the new order.
Or it could just be Abrams being lazy as fuck and copying Luke going to a deserted planet to train with an exiled Jedi by sending Rey to a deserted planet to train with an exiled Jedi.
>pink dildo
>not a bbc
>>64379970
>Or it could just be Abrams being lazy as fuck and copying Luke going to a deserted planet to train with an exiled Jedi by sending Rey to a deserted planet to train with an exiled Jedi.
Ding,Ding,Ding,
>>64379789
They needed to send Luke's friends. Leia and Threepio can't climb rocky terrain. Han is simmering at the heart of a star. Chewie and R2 can go! Oh shit, but Luke can't understand Wookiee or droid!
Fuck you OP, you unimaginative fuck.
It's not really a map to Luke, it's a map to the Jedi temple, and Rey is da bombad maxi big Jedi.
>>64380002
I think this confirms that Abrams is Joss Whedon tier.
Because Carrie Fisher is a walking disaster and they want to minimize her role in the movies as much as possible.
>>64381441
You say that like its a bad thing... They've always been comparable.
Alias/Buffy
Lost/Firefly
Fringe/Dollhouse
Star Trek/Serenity
Mission Impossible/Avengers
Because she's more powerful than Yoda and Darth Plagueis put together and can turn into a unicorn.
>>64379789
Why did she walk up those stairs? She has a flying ship that can drop her off at the top.
Why is Leia just a General? She's force-sensive too.
Watch, there will be some supreme jedi asshole like yoda and he'll say that Rey has 4x the midichlorians Anakin did making her the strongest jedi to ever exist.
>no final line
Why is JJ so bad ?
Carrie Fisher is a bipolar alcoholic who doesn't talk or look like Leia anymore. She's just there to wave to the audience because that's all she can do.
>>64381757
the final line is the last line spoken...
>>64381757
ENDING SCENE WAS SO BAD
HER FACE FROZEN IN SHIT-ACT MODE
AN OVERLONG TONE DEAF 360 DEGREE HELICOPTER SHOT OF A LITERALLY RETARDED POSE WITH THE LASER SWORD FACING THE WRONG WAY
BRAVO JJ YOU COLOSSAL HACK
>>64379906
>Best Pilot
>Who is Poe
>She's the strongest Jedi
She's the ONLY Jedi
>She can handle herself
Why do you say that like no one else can?
you now realize that the ending scene had more emotional impact thanHan Solo's death
>>64379789
Actually they sent Chewbacca. Rey just tagged along.
Why are people so racist against wookies.
>>64382128
They sent R2-D2, Chewie and Rey were just there to fly him there. They're his sidekicks. He didn't even need them, he could have just flown there himself. He was being polite if anything.
>>64382043
Why is everyone so hung up on the helicopter shot? who gives a fuck? Its the last 3 seconds of the film.
I hope they put a helicopter shot of a lightsaber duel in the next movie just so your autistic head explodes with rage.
>>64382139
Who needs Gary and peanut butter.
>>64382293
>>64382370
>>64382425
fugg I gotta get my gf some of these
>>64382493
For you or, for her..
>>64382578
both of course
>>64382640
That's hot!
I feel like the movie withholds from us conversations necessary to the story. How did the conversation go where Leia sends Rey off to see Luke, without her telling Rey that Luke is her father? (or at least, saying who he is to her)
>>64382744
A week before she was somebody that thought the Jedi were just stories, just like Luke did.
Bravo JJ
niggers BTFO
Do you think Daisy owns a Hitachi?
>>64382900
but he was white on the inside
>this thread
>>64379789
The whole plot of 7 made absolutely no sense. Why is the New Republic called the "Resistance"? They're in power for fucks sake.
>>64383028
The republic and resistance are two different groups. The republic helps the resistance but they are not the resistance.
>tfw can't find a sheev dildo
>>64379970
second option. The whole movie screams "lazy writing"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mCQ5OLyc7g&index=3&list=LLk9qpbjpV73O1d4XctKJODw
>>64382291
Because it's shit.
Your taste is also shit, Reddit.
>>64382957
YUP...
>>64383081
That makes even less sense. Why isn't Leia part of the New Republic? Her father was on the galactic senate. Who are the Resistance even resisting if the New Order aren't in power?
>>64383124
WAIFUFAGS BTFO GB2>>>/a/
MUH >PURE
TOPKEK SHES A DIAMOND DOZEN CHAV SLUT PUB SLAG
>>64379789
she is my wife's daughter
>>64383088
Cause it's right there in his hand.
Because Leia knows that Rey is Luke's daughter
>>64379906
Bait?
>>64383254
She should of known that her retard son would kill his father, and warn Han to stay the fuck away from him.
>>64379789
spend too much time copying the plot that they didnt bother to think about why it doesnt make sense
le ditors will defend it still thats why it doesnt matter to disney
>>64382425
>With realistic heavy breathing action
How can you possibly achieve orgasm with this? It's too funny/weird. At least it doesn't randomly say, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
>people rave about how progressive this film was and how it's CURRENT_YEAR now
>not a single mention that they made the black character a former slave and his dialog has a bunch of stereotypical 'black guy' moments
>>64382957
4 sure
Given they've established you can warp drive past shields, why not just warp bombs into the base?
Every war would be whoever can warp bomb each other into oblivion first
>>64383501
Do you think this photographer made him look bad on purpose.
>>64383542
Given they've established giant weapons that destroy planets in one shot, why not just destroy the base in one shot with such a weapon?
>>64383231
It's treason then
>>64383640
Meeza tinks so
>>64383542
JJ fucked the Star Trek universe with shit like this too
>>64383573
HES A FAT BONGER
TOO MANY FISH N CHIPS M8
>>64383747
Looked OK in ATB
>>64383190
>diamond dozen
it's dime-a-dozen you baboon
>>64379789
>>64383097
>>64383333
>>64383573
Jar Jar Abrams and the SJWs
>>64379789
Who else would they send to train Luke?
>>64383231
damn that's a smooth one
>>64383984
TOPKEK
WHAT A RIDICULOUS MARY SUE SHE IS
JJ IS A TOTAL HACK, ALL FOR MUH STRONK WOMYN FEMINISM
SELL DEM TOYS JJ!
>>64383707
worse fleshlight I've ever seen and I've seen some instructions on /b/ at home to make one some years ago
>>64383955
gif...saved
>>64383859
hello reddit!
>>64381486
It is a bad thing
>>64384015
The ones prisoners make?
>>64383859
literally reddit: the post
>>64384058
this one. Seen others but cant find them
>>64379789
> this is a 10/10 in bongland
>>64384058
>>64384104
found another
dunno what this prisoner one is tho
>>64379789
>>64382139
Why is everyone offering Luke dildos?
>>64384104
Nope, Prison fifi is what they call em.
>saved
>>64384209
dude has never been laid
>>64383859
>he doesn't realize it's a doggy dog world
>>64383859
>putting colloquialisms on a petal stool
>>64384229
le fifi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh0n_TOLleE
>>64381379
>Luke can't understand Wookiee or droid!
Luke talks to R2 all the time in the OT.
>>64379789
Because Rey is obviously his daughter, OP. If anyone would be able to convince him to come back to the Rebellion, it would be her.
And because Leia's son is the guy who murdered all of Luke's students, turned to the dark side, and drove Luke into hiding. I really doubt that Luke would be all that happy to see her.
>>64384229
can barely read that shit
>>64384280
I thought he was just humoring him?
>>64384209
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe i wonder where my glove will go.
>>64384279
top fucking kek
>>64384280
He seemed really close to that droid, that guy offered to replace him and Luke said nope me and this little R2 unit and I have been through allot together.
Mean while Poe names his BB8 unit BB8, like naming your dog DOG???
>>64379981
>She is giving her old pink dildo because she got Finn a true BBD
your cuck-fu is weak mate
>>64382291
Not gonna lie, the helicopter shot sucked and felt way out of place.
>>64384300
http://www.ugtv.org/fifir.php
>>64384462
is that fucking al-foil in the glove?
>>64379789
Leia hugs Rey before chewie when she's sending them to find luke. By this point she realized, it's not Rey, the made up name Rey gave her self because of the rebellion helmet she had in the beginning had the name Raeh on it. A pilot whom she may have known or even been her madre.
White Slavers.
I would be pissed too, It's basically a reboot of Star Wars -with a crotch bleeder in the lead-
>>64384547
Young Single female living by herself amongst scavengers...Sure
>>64383805
That girl in the middle is fantastic. Sauce pls
>>64385030
Sara Jean Underwood
>>64381486
Hey now, let's not bring mission impossible down to the level of Avengers
>>64384358
And Luke calls his R2-D2 'R2'
>>64384358
I honestly can't tell if this is an obvious shitpost or just someone really stupid. I'll bite anyways:
In your own quote you show that Luke calls R2-D2 by its actual name, the same thing that you think is wrong with BB-8. Shortening it in a sentence is not the same thing as giving it a name.
>>64383272
Pretty sure it was just sarcasm
>>64385473
Artoo actually
And the faggot droid is threepio
The film would be better by swapping Rey with Poe
I hope we see more interactions with Finn and Poe.
>>64384358
It's a BB unit, not a BB-8 unit.
No one is naming droids.
Why the FUCK would Leia want to have anything to do with the force? Her force adept son just killed her Han Solo, and not to mention the fact that she probably wants nothing to do with Darth Vader's legacy. Whose lightsaber is that? How many children had it killed?
Leia is done
>>64382900
>anakin is black
