Would you pay 5 bucks for a pineapple filled with a variety of food to snack on during a screening in the movie theater?
>eating while watching a movie
disgraceful.
that's less than popcorn of course I would
>no crab legs
That's a fucking bargain
$5 is a goddamned bargain, and it's healthier than any of the other shit served there, so sure.
>>64360975
Plus it is quiet, so it's good for everyone else, too.
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>>64361096
Enjoy your theater diarrhea
Dont forget to wear it as a hat once you're done so the people around you know you have finished your meal.
Basic cinema courtesy
>>64361220
I don't get it. Why would you have diarrhea ?
>>64361271
its fruit, what do you think?
>>64361291
This is you
>>64361291
I still don't get it. You mean the fruits will turn bad ?
>>64361291
If you get diarrhea from a fruit salad you probably should consult a doctor and/or a nutritionist.
>>64361372
Excessive fruit consumption make babbies tummy all grumpy. Have you never eaten a granny smith before school in the morning, stood in the school bus and had tummy pain?
>>64360975
Uh, sure. I like fruit, but it seems like the design is kind of messy, like juice might get everywhere
>>64361474
Why would you eat a rotten apple ?
>>64361271
OP's laced it in laxatives, why do you think it's so cheap?
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>>64361291
lmao this nigga is NOT getting enough fiber if a fucking fruit salad gives you diarrhea
Is this /tv/
>americans being sick of fruits
Protip: you wouldn't be if you had a proper diet, which includes eating fruits daily.
would an pineapple and snack?
>>64361518
They already control Hollywood anon.
>>64361474
>Excessive fruit consumption
Excessive consumption of almost anything will give you the shits. We're talking one fruit salad.
I used to love fruit when I was a kid. Now it all tastes sour to me.
>>64361220
Not watching a movie in a theater with designated shitting aisles.
>>64361836
Back to the Kwik-E-Mart Apu
