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Remember when Picard turned into a kid and hugged Riker while calling him dad?
>>64350504
no i dont like star wars
>>64350504
My wife's kid does
That kid really was the shittest child actor ever.
>"I *am* Captain Peecard!"
>>64350666
He also sounds Australian most of the time.
Remember when Data raped a non-consenting Tasha Yar?
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>>64350897
>non-consenting
That nigga consented hard.
Remember when Data grew a beard?
>>64350970
>That nigga consented hard.
Women can never really consent to sex imposed on them by a male person, just like children. It's always rape.
>>64350666
>>64350679
well they killed him along with picards brother. but you dont get to see it.
>>64350504
>It's an O'Brien bangs a 13 year old version of his wife episode.
>>64351636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGfWrJR5Ck
You are to be gently raped while chained by one of these two Kes's for the next 72 hours. Which one will it be?
>>64351950
>>64350504
Remember when they literally learned to beam the age out of you, and then they could reverse it with no ill effects if you wanted, and never mentioned it again?
>>64353010
So many things in Trek are like this and it drives me insane
>You can just create supergenius lifeforms in the holodeck according to any psychological parameters?? Cool let's ignore it tho
Transporters + holodecks are basically infinitely worldbreaking
They have proved you can create infinite armies of supersoldiers with transporters, just create billions of fully functional human beings. This has INFINITE applications. Are you telling me there aren't some crazy fucks out there who are kidnapping people and then transporter cloning them and making them watch as they torture the clones? It's a big galaxy. Just the mere possibility of anything remotely that fucked happening instantly makes the setting weird.
Are you telling me people aren't making sentient rape victims in holodecks?
Why is no one even bothered by the prospect of sentience????? WHY THE FUCK WAS DATA THE FIRST TIME ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? WE'R EALREADY THINKING ABOUT THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR CONSCIOUSNESS OR VOLITION NOW, AND THERE'S SOME ASSHOLE 400 YEARS FROM NOW WHO WANTS TO DISMANTLE DATA WITH A SMILE?
For all the praise the shows get for having technical advisers I wish they had hired like one fucking philosophy person
>>64353650
um. you cant transporter clone, just transfer through the transporter. soldiers created in the holodeck cant leave the holodeck. things created in the replicator are simple, and complex things take time. things as complex as sentient soldiers could not be created using replicators. sorry bub you lose.
>>64354138
Thomas Riker
Remember that one time Voyager proved the Klingon religion is correct, at least in regards to the afterlife?
Remember that one time DS9 proved that humanoids have souls/ghosts (ie, "mental patterns" that aren't just chemical reactions in the brain, and which are stored completely separately from the physical body info in the transporter)?
Remember that one time TNG proved that the transporter is actually transporting matter through space somehow (instead of converting matter to energy and transferring that energy), and that critters can live in that same space?
>>64354618
that was a planetary anomaly, you pleb. it was never implied it was anything more than a one time fluke. quit making shit up that doesnt exist in my trek.
>>64354638
>>64353650
Does anyone else just retcon constantly as they watch the show?
The whole time I'm watching I'm going
>Yeah uh that never happened because it'd ruin the setting
>Okay, that happened, but it was slightly different in some way so that it doesn't ruin the setting
>Wow, that entire episode didn't happen at all because that ruins everything
Personally I retcon ALL time travel out of existence, as well as parallel universes. Reasons for both summed up by Plinkett Equation and Plinkett's griping about the Worf dimension hopping episode.
>>64353650
The problem was that replicators and transporters were added for plot convenience in TOS but had all sorts of insane implications that weren't considered. TNG developed them but never took them to their full potential.
VOY really went all the way with things, as by that time the computer's ability to create independent consciousnesses seemed to be well known.
A bit strange the computer was that powerful but wasn't a 'smart' AI itself
>>64354138
Hello person who hasn't actually watched Trek
I just watched this. It was so funny. I love when Riker was making shit up about controlling the ship and the Ferengi was acting like he understood so as not to appear stupid. Ha ha....dumb Ferengis!
>>64354638
the transporter is a god damn miracle machine.
using it they have found a way to clone people, produce immortality, and even theoretically explored the idea of creating real objects from holographic objects by tansporting them with some scifi bullshit thereby basically allowing humans to create anything they could possibly conceive.
but then they never really went through with it because they wanted to fuck over Moriarty or something and then never discussed or explored the possibility of actually doing it like it was a boring idea not worth thinking about
>>64355084
>forcing sense out of inconsistencies in writing
the sperg is strong in this one
>>64350504
remember when wesley saves the day with that sweater?
>>64355084
replicators didn't exist in TOS...
>>64354638
but that could have all been belanna's hallucination, mang.
also, everyone on ds9 in the holodeck actually died in that episode but was then cloned again
>>64356496
They did but were pretty basic. You needed disks to have them create things rather than having the data programmed.
>>64354638
I always knew the Transporter killed you and then brought you back (ie, you are rendered nonexistant and then reassembled as you were beforehand). If I was in the Trek universe, I would only use shuttlecraft.
>>64356015
Remember when Wesley was the only person to figure out Data was in fact Lore and Picard just tells him to shut up for no obvious reason?
AKA how Wesley is the world's biggest Gary Stu
>>64350504
>Type Star Trek into catalog search
>No results
>Find this thread a few hours later
>The shit I put up with.
>>64358466
Anon, you should always start threads coyly. I'm not going to shout STAR TREK GENERAL
>>64356829
shut up pulaski
>>64358650
>STAR TREK GENERAL
not him but thats how i usually title mine. and they always reach max limit. :)
>>64358753
I don't want the plebs you get in your threads. No doubt filled with Voyager and Enterprise troglodytes
>>64358811
you must be a ds9 fan
>>64358861
There is NOTHING wrong with DS9 if you don't count the last series.
>>64358753
>le GENERAL xD
reddit tier. You're the reason we keep getting 70+ IPs now instead of the usual 50
>>64354870
I'm pretty sure your trek doesn't exist in your trek.
>>64359028
>muh secret club
no
>>64358927
factually and objectively incorrect, though i don't know what you mean by last series.
>>64359450
Probably from Bongistan, it's what they call a season over there when they're not busy having tea and brushing their tooth.
>>64358811
>No doubt filled with Voyager and Enterprise troglodytes
Fuck you to buddy
>>64358811
>DS9 pleb detected
You must belong on reddit, my fellow gentlesir
>>64359450
>actively wanting our threads to get filled with more redditors and DS9 actionbabbies
>>64358811
Voyager was pretty good if you like all your TV characters to be annoying and wildly inconsistent.
>>64350504
>You're my number one dad
hnnng
hnnnnnng
hnnnnng why live anymore
>>64359739
Only person you could maybe consider annoying was Neelix
>>64360102
are you forgetting young Mr. Kim?
>it's a Kira is triggered episode
>it's every episode of DS9
Picard kept it together better than this while being tortured daily
>>64359999
>>64359999
>why live anymore
Quads don't lie. Life is officially confirmed for having no point.
>>64359955
>>64359955
It seems that you're on a roll tonight anon.
>>64351950
Doesn't matter which one as long as I could throw the actress who played her into a time reversal machine to the year 1988.
>>64360801
>filename is from the picard pepe
>resolution is nuked
How did this even happen anon?
>>64350970
No I don't, which episode was that?
>>64360599
is she angrily farting flames?
>>64360185
The only thing I really find annoying about Harry Kim is the slight Chinese accent the actor who plays him slips in and out of when he pronounce certain words.
He sounds like an old school all American radio voice personality one minute and the next you hear him struggling to pronounce certain words.
For example instead of saying "Little" he will pronounce it as "Littol".
Instead of saying "Killed" he will say "Kiolled".
Hes constantly throwing O's into words that don't need them.
>>64360939
Saved friend, any more captain frogs?
>>64361350
>tfw you must wait 3 minutes before duplicate reply
>>64361562
>>64360939
>filename is from the picard pepe
Got the image from the last thread >>64335861
The person who posted it post it with a file name. The only Trek related pepe image that did have a file name was this >>64326475 which of course had Pepcard as the file name.
>resolution is nuked
I guess all the going back and forward from this thread and the last nuked my brain to the point where I forgot to expand the image before saving it.
>>64361629
Meant to say.
>The person who posted it posted it without a file name.
>>64361043
Which episode is that from?
>>64361497
>>64361562
>>64361600
ooohh I feel like it's Christmas and I'm 6 y/o again.
Saved, saved, saved! :)
>>64350504
What ep?
>>64361918
rascals in the seventh season
>>64361918
At first glance I read that as Welp?
HOW THE FUCK DID 16-YEAR-OLD JAKE SISKO PULL THIS PRIME DABBO PUSSY?
This is even more ridiculous than the Wesley episode with the addicting game.
>>64362195
He is the son of a god like being...
>>64362038
Sixth.
>>64361230
If this were the case it would account for 85% of all male bunt victims around the galaxy
>>64361755
I think that is from Hedwig and The Angry Inch (great movie btw)
>>64362230
The Emissary.
>>64362765
>>64362870
Am I right? one of the teenage outcasts that were the first fans of the band?
Less than 10 episodes left in TOS. What do I do next guys? Should I watch the films? Are they all worth watching?
Is there a good episode guide that recommends which episodes to which in each season? I really like the couple of seasons I've watched of TNG but I don't have the heart to watch every episode from here on out but I'd love to hit the highlights.
I skipped season 1, watched maybe half of 2, all of 3, most of 4, and a little in 5.
>>64363016
>>64362972
I started all Trek with the TOS films. Probably a good idea to watch before moving to TNG
>>64363016
>episode guide
fuck off
>>64351398
Data is programmibly incapable of rape.
>>64363084
You watched the films before the series? That's an odd entry. I've already seen TNG, and I'm up to season 3 in DS9. I'll probably watch the films after I'm done with TOS. Do they feel like films or just long episodes?
Has anyone seen TAS? Are there any good episodes? I rarely see any opinions on it.
>>64363616
It seems that virtually nobody has seen it, but I've heard it was very well received.
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>>64363616
I didn't know Kareem was in TOS:TAS
>>64363895
thats dave chapelle tho
>>64351766
DUBS BABY
>>64362765
Why would you lie to me anon?
>>64351950
How the hell do you go from a young golden haired Goddess to the mental and physical representation of /tv/
>>64364329
Hard drugs. Same thing that JUSTed Carrie Fisher
>>64364364
Carrie Fisher is eccentric and harmless (for the time being at least). Lien fucking exposed herself to children.
>>64363616
I don't understand why people don't just check it out on their own, if you like TOS, you'll enjoy it. Almost all the original crew returns with the original voice actors.
It has stories with other characters from TOS as well: Commander For, Harry Mudd, The Tribbles, The Guardian. It was widely regarded by a lot of older Trekkie's as the fourth season, or fourth year of their voyage (source: my mom) but isn't really considered canon by many anymore.
The closest acknowledgement we got of it in live action Trek was the life support belts making an appearance in TMP.
>>64364250
I was WRONG. Woops. Just looked like that scene from Hedwig when they play the festival and only a handful of weird kids are watching/fans.
>>64364544
>>64364329
No...
>>64364544
>carrie fisher harmless
That you know of. She's probably been getting away with shit for decades like Cosby.
mfw I actually think Cosby is innocent.
Is that Sam Hyde?
>>64350970
"In every revolution, there is one android with a beard."
>>64363616
This "animated" show make those old 80s Filmation He-Man episode look like Walt Disney Golden era animation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-EoyUtdLdc
>>64364714
It's been official canon for a while now. Roddenberry hated it after he made TMP, probably because it didn't fit in his Vision (like, they had money and stuff in the cartoon). So during the 80's TAS was non-canon, but after Gene lost control of Trek everybody stopped paying attention to that crap, and eventually Viacom decided it was official when they wanted to sell the DVD's.
